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Edited by Pudge

Posted by Wargarbler

So after he finished the first drop off.. "How long is this video" check it, "28 minutes?..... OK lets do this"

Edited by InternetFamous

Sold. Fucking. Gold.

Posted by AMyggen

Classic QL right here, so great!

Edited by bassman2112

Good god, that zombie mode

Posted by Kordesh

I thought this was going to be one of those "yeah, this is pretty hilariously bad, but there's not enough content to even comment on" simulator quick looks, then that glorious glorious zombie mode appeared. So. Dumb.

Posted by locovoco

@sackmanjones: I dunno. A few more of them and this site will end up on the... skids.

Posted by Doskias

Man, that electric pallet truck is much cleaner and nicer than the ones at my warehouse.

Edited by BBOYS2231

I'm not quite sure what I just watched. I will need a few days to process.

Posted by Phoenix87

And this right here is why I love Giant bomb.

Posted by mosespippy

This game reminds me of Deadly Premonition due to the graphics and bad warehouse box moving mechanics. Then they added zombies and some jammin tunes.

Edited by Vuud

I hope at some point as a forklift you get fed up and murder all the humans in the store and you get all the other forklifts, scissor-lifts, and pallet jacks together to lead a rebellion against humanity to establish robot supremacy over the lowly meat creatures.

Posted by Cloneslayer

I use the fork lift in my shop sometimes. Its more of a pain in the ass than anything because we dont have much space.

Posted by elko84

Why does this exist?

Posted by Atom

Ha! Pallet cleanser.

Posted by CommodoreGroovy
Posted by Kevin_Cogneto

I guess they don't have mecanum wheels in Germany?

Edited by DaddyCabinet

Do robots make these games? I cant see a group of humans thinking this would be a fun concept for a game.

Posted by gaggle64

God, what would happen if a full-bloodied developer got drunk one day and decided to run with the whole forklift/zombie concept though?

How much better would our world become?

Posted by csl316

I'm sorry, I can't ignore pallet Drew any longer.

If he didn't get fired for it, I at least hope they threw a bottle at him.

Posted by un_deadpixel

2014 Game of the Year

Posted by Jimbo7676

You can tell Drew wrote the video description. I mean this in the best way.

Posted by iragequit

The quick looks we deserve.

Posted by ace967

I would like to see a feature called "Vinny Seeks Stupid" where Vinny goes on an amazing, perception altering quest around the world and across time and space to find The Stupidest Game Ever.

Posted by Vuud

@ace967: I don't think we need such a feature because we already found the dumbest game ever made. It's Warehouse and Logistics Simulator.

Posted by mlarrabee

Great! Now I can work when I finish work!

Posted by fargofallout
Edited by Deckard42

Pork lift.

Posted by anbilow

That was a great West Side Story reference.

Posted by Draxyle
Posted by Fistfulofmetal

Legitimate laughs out of Jeff are always great.

Posted by metalemily

I do this for a living it does get pretty boring I just listen to podcasts to pass the time. I have dropped a couple pallets from fairly high up in the racks the best one was a broken pallet stacked with water bottles that slid off my forks and fell from around 12 meters high the caps shot off like bullets.

Posted by MonkfishEsq

It's Klaus's ghost come to life!

Posted by Lurkero

You CAN'T lift up the cars!? NO SALE!

Posted by BluPotato

Is it bad that the first thing I thought of when I saw this on Steam was "Vinny has got to quick look this"?

Posted by BigD145

Twitch plays Forklifter 2014!

Posted by Sarumarine

All I can think is: I bet someone will speedrun this for an Awful Games Done Quick block in the near future.

Posted by ShaggE

To use an overused meme... well, that escalated quickly.

It's also telling that I had to look it up to realize it was a parody. I've seen enough real instructional videos become gore FX reels to fully believe this was made for workplace use.

Posted by spamantha

Jeff's robot voice never fails to crack me up.

Posted by jarowdowsky

Better story than Thief

Edited by Wampa1

Obligatory.

Posted by Deusoma

This is the first time I've ever seen a "simulator" game for a job I've actually done, and I can confirm that moving shit around with a forklift gets boring as all get-out very, very quickly. You don't even have phasing through solid people to amuse yourself with, and have to sit there and wait for the other schlubs who work there to get out of your way.

XD Thank you for reminding me why I got out of manual labour, guys. God bless Giant Bomb.

Edited by GodsAreMonsters

As a "veteran" of the warehouse "industry" I can say with some authority that this game makes warehouse work seem much more exciting and glamorous than it really is.

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Posted by ultrapeanut

consider yrself buried

Edited by bybeach

Forget about the Binding Issac and demon souls content today, and the Bombcast also

THIS IS IT!

music is pretty good

need blood and gore on

oh wow...

Posted by Gimbal_Lock

Gouranga!

Posted by Sharpshooter

Surprise quick look?

Also, reminder what happens when you make an awful pun:

Thank you for reminding us of this moment.

Posted by TheManWithNoPlan

Video Games ya'll!

Posted by YzFrosty

15:31

"You can explore the area with your forklift and transport as many goods as you life"

- Warehouse and Logistics Simulator