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Posted by durden77

Wow that's a pretty intense ad there shygirl.

Posted by Glak

Beat us up at dukenukemforever.com lol 
I like Gearbox's sense of humor, something about them makes them very likeable 

Posted by JEC03

Not interested in this game but im glad they kept the tradition alive pretty damn funny lol.

Posted by chrissedoff

i wonder if this was planned, because this seems like an awesome way to market this game to me.

Posted by chickdigger802

if this delay is to remove the spank the 'flag' feature, I will be sorely disappointed.

Posted by HerbieBug
@selbie said:
" Duke must have the worst blueballs ever if it's been over 12 years since he last came. "
Poor guy.  :(
Posted by SomeDeliCook

Atleast now I can play Brink, LA Noire, F3ar, and Hunted before the beast that will take up a good portion of my life comes out.

Posted by xaveri

Duke never COMES early... got it?

Posted by Rockanomics

Is this Anthony Burch's work, that sly devil... 
Also as an aside I looked at his page and that goddamn "Follow your dreams" with his sister got me again!

Posted by RoyaleWifCheese

And in other news, Duke Nukem Forever getting delayed surprises nobody! 

Posted by Wonloong

Love the self-aware humor of that. :p Delivered tastefully.

Posted by Rekt_Hed
@jking47 said:
" lmfao and I thought there was no way they could actually delay this game again "
If you think about it they had to just once for old times sake :)
Posted by samueldev
@SomeDeliCook said:
" Atleast now I can play Brink, LA Noire, F3ar, and Hunted before the beast that will take up a good portion of my life comes out. "
You forgot Portal 2 ;)
Posted by Smersh

For Ever.

Posted by SBYM


Posted by GrandMarshal


Posted by Simplexity

Ugh, can they just ship it so we can ridicule how awful this game is already and move on with our lives?

Posted by gamerpigeon
@ThePelinal said:
" I really hope it still makes the Summer '98 release window. "
Posted by Potter9156

I fear for Gearbox.

Posted by Lydian_Sel


Posted by Napalm

I lol'd, but also said, "FFUUUU."

Posted by HalfDane1975

That was amazing .

Posted by Halopower67

They should have said that Duke always comes fashionably late . Bu t yeah this is the best delay announcement video ever probably.

Posted by Tankhammer

I might just get this as a birthday present for myself now.

Posted by MEZwaan

error5305: So you're afraid that DNF being delayed is going to develop into a pattern?
Gee, I don't really know how to break it to you but I'm afraid it's already too late for that. Some of us have been waiting for DNF since 1998 and it's been delayed quite a number of times since then. I'm afraid it has already developed into a pattern. I'm sorry for bringing you the bad news but  someone had to do it. :D

Posted by ALIENX


Posted by MeatSim

I am surprised a share holder hasn't stabbed anyone after all these years of delays.

Posted by Sparklykiss
@Doctorchimp said:
" It comes out internationally 4 days earlier? I call bull... I bet on April's Fool they release another video and go "nah we're kidding it's still May...no really the other video was a joke Duke's done."  Then it gets released in May and George Broussard returns to his timeline in peace after being exiled for 20 years. "
I really hope they do an April Fool's thing with this. That would make this all so much better.
Edited by Xymox

PR stunt? Or was it ACTUALLY delayed? Like, with reason? 

Posted by sergeantz

It takes balls of steel to delay this game again. 
Yes, I'm ashamed of me too.
Posted by TwoOneFive

i wonder if gearbox will ever go back into the war genre. 
I never played Brothers In Arms 3 but i LOVE LOVE LOVEDDDDD the first two. 
I always wanted to see it continue in some sort of spiritual successor form.

Posted by fox01313

Agreed, at least they have a good sense of humor about a true delay to the game, glad it's not too long & other good games coming out in April that will keep me busy til this finally gets out.

Posted by Keeng

LOL. I love Gearbox. 

Posted by MechaDestroyer

"Duke never comes early" 
It was worth it for that quote.

Posted by advkow

If it's just the one delay this is funny...it it happens again we are all sad, strange nerds for believing this could ever happen.
Posted by bossman

I can't believe they delayed it again. Still a funny way to tell you about it.

Posted by Agent47
@fox01313: While I did find it somewhat funny, something inside me wanted to cry.Is this for realz?
Posted by Djeffers03

Aha love it. Luckily Im not actually gonna get the game so I don't give a shit whether its delayed or not.

Posted by Draugrim

Say what you will about this game: Randy Pitchford is awesome. One of my favorite persons making games.

Posted by Geno

June 14 year 2096 amirite. 

Posted by commandercup

This is awesome.

Posted by Whiz

lol duke never comes early, 

Posted by BadNews

My teacher use to write DNF for Did Not Finish. Never thought that the initials for Duke Nukem Forever would so closely follow my teacher's definition of them.

Posted by ionkinetic

Its april 1st now, and this is still funny

Posted by Druminator


Posted by fisk0
@Geno said:
" June 14 year 2096 amirite.  "
You're off by a few years there, it's planned to be released at the 100th anniversary of Apogee Software, in 2087.
Posted by MackSterling

I was expecting the website at the end to link to a flash game where you kick the developers Duke style.

Posted by Bouke

Awesome, but i rather have Borderlands 2