Ryan Reax! Wake Up Club Release Date Announced!

I chose this video as the first one I've commented on from the mobile website on my iPhone!!!

Kotaku.com? Fuck that, I only go to kotaku core! Wake up fellow core gamers!

Strangely bummed out to see Jeff visit Kotaku... come on Jeff, you're better than that.

Best thumbnail in a while.

@KevinK said:

Was Brad playing Neverdead when Brad panned over to his desk?

That was DmC

new http://www.whatisperspective.com update! No longer redirecting to the wake up club and is now it's own cocainemountain-esque brand of GB "awesome"?

@akumasan said:

new http://www.whatisperspective.com update! No longer redirecting to the wake up club and is now it's own cocainemountain-esque brand of GB "awesome"?

Oh god. You were not kidding.

I'm going to wake up so fucking hard.

@hollitz said:

I'm going to wake up so fucking hard.

I took pills that made me do that once. I had to seek medical attention because it lasted more than 4 hours.

Ew, don't read Kotaku Jeff :|

Ryan looks like he's lost some weight.

Wow, Wake Up Party Reaction, an I Love Thursdays and a DmC quicklook all in one video?

GIANTBOMB SAVES THE INDUSTRY AND ALSO EARTH ONCE AGAIN

This is totally web 4.0. Filming other peoples website.

I don't think this news-covering doesn't work, Jeff. You have to keep Patrick on the team after all.

what the fuck is a potato party? Is it when some people gather together and peel potatoes?

@TrueEnglishGent said:

Strangely bummed out to see Jeff visit Kotaku... come on Jeff, you're better than that.

@TrueEnglishGent said:

Strangely bummed out to see Jeff visit Kotaku... come on Jeff, you're better than that.

The way I understand it, you cannot be in this industry and not skim Kotaku from time to time. Doesn't mean Jeff holds their journalism in high regard or anything, it's just if anything at all happens, it appears there.

I know "Reax" is supposed to be a cacography of "reacts", but one could interpret the title of this video as an exclamation that Ryan has bad body odor.

Sold my Vita today

why does ryan openly eat that fast food crap?

What insightful commenters.

@Pop said:

what the fuck is a potato party? Is it when some people gather together and peel potatoes?

In Japan for a limited time McDonalds Large fries were 150yen (about $1.70) so groups of kids took advantage, ante'd up and bought like 20 orders of fries for a group and had themselves an ungodly spread of fries, which Kotaku decided to call a potato party.

@vizionblind said:

why does ryan openly eat that fast food crap?

Yeah, whenever I get fast food I eat it in the dark comfort of my basement, protected from the cruel judgment of the outside world, the basement spiders my only friends, sobbing quietly as I wonder how my life has gone so horribly wrong.

@SleepyDoughnut said:

@Pop said:

what the fuck is a potato party? Is it when some people gather together and peel potatoes?

In Japan for a limited time McDonalds Large fries were 150yen (about $1.70) so groups of kids took advantage, ante'd up and bought like 20 orders of fries for a group and had themselves an ungodly spread of fries, which Kotaku decided to call a potato party.

oh wow! that's amazing! thanks for the lesson duder! I did something like that with my friends but with pretzels, 3 at the price of 2. Stuff was so cheap 10 years ago.

@akumasan: oh that hair....

Finally, a use for the Vita.

@Servo said:

Ryan looks like he's lost some weight.

you really think so? he looks bigger than ever to me. bums me out whenever I see his latest state. dude's not gonna make it past 45 if he doesn't get some control.

Who wants to wake up with me???

LOL at Ryan's O-face.

@development said:

....

:(

Wait, there was a Cyberpunk 2077 trailer in 2013!?