Ryan Reax! Wake Up Club Release Date Announced!

"Alright I can't look at this website anymore."

The Kotaku experience.

I may need to buy a Vita now.

@GeekDown said:

Ryan needs to do a quick look of it right after he wakes up.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I use my phone to wake me up too.

I also have a Vita so i might as well join the Wake-Up Club too.

@GeekDown said:

Ryan needs to do a quick look of it right after he wakes up.

This needs to be bumped forever so it actually happens.

@okand: Oh, I got that. I just didn't know if there was more to it beyond that.

I JUST

AT SOME POINT IN THIS VIDEO I LOOKED AT RYANS FACE AND IT LOOKED WEIRD AND NOW I CANT LOOK AT IT ANYMORE

Jokes aside, I'll use this

So I take it Brads reviewing DMC, that was the quickest quick look ever.

This makes me pissed that I can't pre-order a free thing.

Why isn't Jeff Reads Kotaku a daily feature?

@GeekDown said:

Ryan needs to do a quick look of it right after he wakes up.

As soon as this hits EU I'll finally go get that Vita. Until then, I expect at least a Quick Look from Jeff and Ryan's morning perspectives.

Is that supposed to be relax?

Hey, the name could be worse. It could be Cyberpunk 2020. (Or, worse still, Cyberpunk 2013, as the first edition was known.) Besides, the pen'n'paper game came out practically alongside the likes of Neuromancer, so I figure it's allowed the doofy name.

Ryan should be eating healthier stuff than Burger King. Show some self-respect!

Frankie Says Reax

@big_jon said:

Is that supposed to be relax?

No

That screencap is perfect for the cover of my latest Giant bomb slash fiction

@Lazarustein: I'm fine with that. Can't image brad doing actual DMC quick look...I can, just rather not to

I hoped people typed in http://www.whatisperspective.com. It was definitely worth it. :D

Please do full coverage of this release!

You can sleep all you want when you're dead, better spend that time playing VIDEO GAMES.

This is going to be the next ENDURANCE RUN!

@trotoise said:

Why isn't Jeff Reads Kotaku a daily feature?

Duuuuuuuuuuuude, YES!

Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to stumble across the term 'potato party' on urban dictionary sometime in the future.

if only ryan had an afro

This will make me buy a Vita

The Gerstaku Express is about to leave the station!

@gbrading said:

I hoped people typed in http://www.whatisperspective.com. It was definitely worth it. :D

I don't know what I did but I did... it carries you over to the wake-up club game page on giantbomb lol...

Whenever I see Ryan drinking a soda or eating junk food I feel sad.

I have not been on Kotaku in years. Seems that was a wise choice. I wonder how Brad feels about DMC.

Was Brad playing Devil May Cry?

ALARM ALLIANCE UNITE!!

i like the idea of watchin u guys showing me the interweb

Was Brad playing Neverdead when Brad panned over to his desk?

My God Mr. Gerstmann, how can you, in good conscience, post a video mentioning potato parties? What kind of an example are you setting for Brad and society? Think of the children!

@EuanDewar said:

I JUST

AT SOME POINT IN THIS VIDEO I LOOKED AT RYANS FACE AND IT LOOKED WEIRD AND NOW I CANT LOOK AT IT ANYMORE

Dude seriously, it's some uncanny valley shit

How is there no Ryan Reax gif yet?

Jeff can you log in to my email and record it? I really new to check to see if my latest purchase from Amazon has shipped.

I haven't been this excited since...

Devil May Cry, sighting!!! Ugh, I can't wait for that game!

real

So what was that Lee story about? I'm not going to Kotaku.

Was this shot on a phone or something? It doesn't look at sharp as the other in-office videos

that dude should really not be eating burger king

@Pavlo: Yeah Burger King isn't that great, he should be eating food from a different joint, good call bro.

I know Wake Up Club is kind of hilarious, but I do unironically like the idea of gamifying waking up.

Very nice.