Skyrim Is Getting Kind of Absurd With Patch 1.5

@ColonelT: @ColonelT said:

It would be AMAZING if they would fix my broken Mage College quest instead of adding suplexes.

The barricaded door that won't open? I ~ and tcl'd past it. I feel sorry for people playing this on 360 and PS3. You'd think Bethesda would have realised just how broken their game is and allowed players on the console versions some kind of access to the dev console.

This... I mean, this patch is an early April Fool's joke, right? It's incredible, but this can't be a real thing. Can it?

Also:

@abomunist said:

It's kinda like a pug; all fucked up looking and stupid, but somehow fantastic.

This is the most concise description of Skyrim I have ever seen.

It's quite interesting how many dismissive comments there are about content that is added for free.

Gonna go ahead and call it. Skyrim is 2012's best wrestling game.

Yes.

Rad.

They forgot to highlight all of the game-breaking bugs included at no cost to you. That's a super original comment. I'm sure NO ONE else thought of that.

This just makes me even more glad that I'm waiting until summer to play this game. Looks like I'll get the most awesome, non-busted PS3 version possible.

Please give me an excuse to play more Skyrim. I've played all the Skyrim. I just want more (and have it on Xbox; I know, d'oh.)

great, maybe the game will finally be completed by time im able to play

@Rabid619 said:

You know, sure, I think i'm into walking into a bar, picking a random person and then giving them a german suplex. Why not? I'm assuming these are PC only?

Why would this be PC only? It's a patch.

@Rabid619 said:

You know, sure, I think i'm into walking into a bar, picking a random person and then giving them a german suplex. Why not? I'm assuming these are PC only?

Why would this be PC only? It's a patch.

cool i guess

Skyrim is now the best wrestling game.

Why is it getting absurd? You guys even said on a BC that more killmoves would be cool. They add more killmoves and you think it's absurd? Why you hate so much?

Okay, the suplex was a little absurd. But only a little. You know you want to do it.

Yeah that's right stab her in the TITS.

Skies Rim the Third. Take that THQ, hah! Oh right... they already took one in the knee this year, sorry. >_>

Sometimes I wonder why I even play other games...

Fuck yeah!

That plus the Killmove+ mod is awesome.... its nice to be part of the master race ;)

Man, I really need to get around to finishing Skyrim.

Dear Valve, and then later CD Projekt Red et. al. Thank you for introducing the whole "just keep making the games better, because" thing. Dear Bethesda, glad you're trying, but you could also be doing better if you really want to get people's attention.

ITT: Whiny bitches complaining about combat. Like every other Skyrim article.

Planning on returning to Skyrim once I'm done with Reckoning, so having a bunch of nice new updates waiting for me is really nice! I like Bethesda. :)

Ranged kill cams!? Guess I can sell off my swords now ;-)

Despite my melee-tastic character, I don't think I have enough strength to kill someone bare-handed...except for, say, crabs and wolves. So.....DOES THAT MEAN I CAN SUPLEX WOLVES!!?!?!?

What they need to do is fix the damn Destruction class.

did they fix the ps3 version then?

Can I make a Zangief-alike and make him do suplexes all day? If so, I'm finally gonna buy this game.

I fully support the addition of suplexes to ANYTHING.

Now THAT'S an update. Hope that this applies across all platforms.

I loaded the game up and it all works as advertized. Cool update, viewing fatalities never grows old! But honestly, after playing Dark Souls I can almost sleepwalk through this game.

@Rabid619: Yea, it does seem more like a mod than a patch, since most conventional patches have just fixed bugs and balanced gameplay. Hopefully it is for all platforms.

I haven't touched skyrim in a while so I wounder how many bugs are still in the game. I found kill cams to be a superficial feature and was not begging for more but what ever. I think every one would lose their shit over a new menu for the pc version. Maybe they could get rid of the awful constellation skill menu? That's probably the most frustration menu in the game.