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Skyrim's Dragonborn DLC Teaches You How to Train Your Dragon

There's just something about the idea of having a massive, fire-breathing beast between your legs that's so...erotic...I mean powerful! POWERFUL! Ah, crap...

Nov. 5 2012

Posted by: Alex

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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@mbr2 said:

It's pretty suspicious that they're taking pc mods and charging money for them without crediting the modders.

Well first off this is all stuff they came up with like a month after Skyrim came out when they had their own game mod jam.

Second, these aren't just mods, there's original art and assets being given out. Jesus Christ they're giving you an island with Morrowind stuff on it.

And third if you want those free mods that work oh so well to fly dragons or whatever else you saw, they're totally still there to download for free.

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i find it incredible that ea and m$crosoft pay money just for game devs to not publish stuff and games for PS3.. incredible how far companies go low.

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Morrowind?

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@jony2shoes said:

i find it incredible that ea and m$crosoft pay money just for game devs to not publish stuff and games for PS3.. incredible how far companies go low.

first of all, this is bethesda, not EA. Secondly, this has nothing to do with microsoft and more with the incompetence of bethesda combined with the split memory pool on the ps3.

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@jony2shoes: The idea of Microsoft paying anyone to not publish on another platform is ignorant on SO many levels. Not least of which is the fact that it would be ILLEGAL under the corporation laws of the USA, and they would have their pants promptly sued the fuck off. Timed exclusivity is tip-toeing the line already.

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I dunno about going back to Skyrim...

But I do think Alex needs to write the deck for everything from now on.

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did it just ask me for my birthday??

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My Skyrim broke when I bought Hearthfire. I hope they release patches to fix that first.

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lipstick on a pig

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It's like Ulysses all over again, but I don't even mind. Everything about Skyrim is so epic!

I actually purchased Skyrim on PC to play Dawnguard, but I'm still upset that they can't get their act together to make the DLC work on PS3. Sucks for PS3 users.

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Still waiting the GOTY edition. I'm a patient man... sadly.

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OMFG THEY SHOWED MORROWIND I WILL NOT LISTEN TO REASON ANYMORE

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I was gonna rent Dragon's Dogma...oh well. I like the hints of Morrowind as well, as well as how both Morrowind and the Shivering Isles are similar in design. 

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Edited By iceman228433

Oh man can't wait for this, with no RPGS coming out anymore it is up to Bethesda to keep this train rolling.

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@chrispti said:

Looks neat I just don't know if I can go back to Skyrim.

I imagine a lot of people feel the same. We'll see. I still haven't gotten Dawngaurd though...

You'd be surprised how easy it is to get back into it, I made a whole new character though. Could be hard with an old character I suppose.
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@mbr2 said:

It's pretty suspicious that they're taking pc mods and charging money for them without crediting the modders.

DO you have any proof of this?

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Looks interesting. However I as of yet haven't been able to stomach the high price points for Skyrim DLC. If there's a Steam sale I'll get if, otherwise I'll pass.

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I guess I'll just get rid of my PS3 version and wait for the Game of the Year version to come out on 360. I wonder when that will be?

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Awesome trailer music! hope they release ost for this, must have!

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Nice. I'm going to save this and the other DLC to play through all at once. When is this released? Also, the mushroom houses totally sold me. I loved the art style of Morrowind.

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What about Assassin's Creed 3 review?

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Skyrim

2011 GAME OF THE YEAR FOR 2013

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As a Morrowind nerd I am super excited about this and I can safely say I could care less if there's dragon riding or how well or poorly it's implemented.

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I hope at some time in the near...ish future they might finally get dlc out for ps3

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It deeply amuses me to see all the people inexplicably bashing Skyrim in the comments here. This is the same game you were all creaming your jeans over in 2011, it's not like the game has changed. I guess it's true what they say, how people just start hating things after a while because they're popular. "Lipstick on a pig" my left foot, I for one think this looks awesome! XD

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That should be fun for people who don't have a PS3!

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOLSTHEEEEEEEIIIM!

Sold.

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@TheHBK said:

They should have have called it Skyrim: Dragonborn OG

Alternatively...

Skyrim: The Dragonborn

Skyrim: Dragon Borner

Skyrim: Origins

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@YOU_DIED said:

lipstick on a pig

Man, that was a well-thought-out comment that expressed your thoughts clearly and in an interesting way. Tell me more about your non-trolling opinions.

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@MetalGearFlaccid said:

@YOU_DIED said:

lipstick on a pig

Man, that was a well-thought-out comment that expressed your thoughts clearly and in an interesting way. Tell me more about your non-trolling opinions.

What you said comes off as 'any opinion counter to mine is trolling'. To quote someone else, Skyrim is like an ocean with the depth of a puddle. Shitty combat, NPCs with barrels of uninteresting lore exposition, transparent fetch quests, small number of voice actors voicing the majority of the game (hundreds of characters), unbalanced RPG mechanics. Basically all the problems this series has had since the very beginning.

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@YOU_DIED said:

@MetalGearFlaccid said:

@YOU_DIED said:

lipstick on a pig

Man, that was a well-thought-out comment that expressed your thoughts clearly and in an interesting way. Tell me more about your non-trolling opinions.

What you said comes off as 'any opinion counter to mine is trolling'. To quote someone else, Skyrim is like an ocean with the depth of a puddle. Shitty combat, NPCs with barrels of uninteresting lore exposition, transparent fetch quests, small number of voice actors voicing the majority of the game (hundreds of characters), unbalanced RPG mechanics. Basically all the problems this series has had since the very beginning.

So what the fuck are you saying about pigs, huh? HUH?!

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I promised myself I would finish all these new games and then go back to Skyrim during the Christmas break. So let's do this!

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...What's going on with some of the Morrowind aesthetics in there? You guys? ANSWERS!? MORROWIND!?

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Fuck yes! More Skyrim!!

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@YOU_DIED said:

@MetalGearFlaccid said:

@YOU_DIED said:

lipstick on a pig

Man, that was a well-thought-out comment that expressed your thoughts clearly and in an interesting way. Tell me more about your non-trolling opinions.

What you said comes off as 'any opinion counter to mine is trolling'. To quote someone else, Skyrim is like an ocean with the depth of a puddle. Shitty combat, NPCs with barrels of uninteresting lore exposition, transparent fetch quests, small number of voice actors voicing the majority of the game (hundreds of characters), unbalanced RPG mechanics. Basically all the problems this series has had since the very beginning.

...wait, what the hell does that have to do with your original comment?

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telvanni tower telvanni tower telvanni tower

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@Codeacious said:

@YOU_DIED said:

@MetalGearFlaccid said:

@YOU_DIED said:

lipstick on a pig

Man, that was a well-thought-out comment that expressed your thoughts clearly and in an interesting way. Tell me more about your non-trolling opinions.

What you said comes off as 'any opinion counter to mine is trolling'. To quote someone else, Skyrim is like an ocean with the depth of a puddle. Shitty combat, NPCs with barrels of uninteresting lore exposition, transparent fetch quests, small number of voice actors voicing the majority of the game (hundreds of characters), unbalanced RPG mechanics. Basically all the problems this series has had since the very beginning.

...wait, what the hell does that have to do with your original comment?

It means the DLC isn't going to make the game any better

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Solstheim! YESYESYES mushroom trees!

Dammit, I played Skyrm on my 360 brfore I built a good pc, I can't go back to playing it on console, but I don't want to buy it again. what to do what to do.

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"There's just something about the idea of having a massive, fire-breathing beast between your legs that's so...erotic...I mean powerful! POWERFUL! Ah, crap...'

Kung-Fu Lover!

Ya gotta rise above her!

Gotta shake those covers!

Gotta stroke and shove her!

You're her Kung Ful Lover!

You

ARE

the dragon that she

RIIIII-YIIII-YIIIIII-IIII--EEEE--IIIDDES!

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@YOU_DIED: So to recap, you played a game you didn't like, a year passed, and you felt compelled to come into a thread about it, and tell everyone that they were wrong for enjoying the game. That's textbook trolling. You sound like a happy person who leads a fulfilling life.

@thebigJ_A: I'd wait for the Steam winter sale. My bet is they'll run a bundle on the Skyrim stuff.

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Bethesda has always had hit or miss DLC, but when they do get a hit, they hit hard (Shivering Isles!). This looks very promising :-)

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Oh shit are they talking about Wulfharth?

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YYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS!

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Excellent Title for this. Loved that adorable movie! <3

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I am so there.

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@Ellboy said:

@YOU_DIED: So to recap, you played a game you didn't like, a year passed, and you felt compelled to come into a thread about it, and tell everyone that they were wrong for enjoying the game. That's textbook trolling. You sound like a happy person who leads a fulfilling life.

@thebigJ_A: I'd wait for the Steam winter sale. My bet is they'll run a bundle on the Skyrim stuff.

When did I say any of those things? What the fuck are you even on about? The only thing that was implied in what I said is that they aren't fixing any of the real issues in the game with all of these DLC releases, but nice try putting words in my mouth. Next time you're feeling angsty, get off the internet so we don't have to read your gibbering.

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Sweet. I haven't actually played a lot of skyrim yet, now would probably be the time to do that...

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I'm still mad you can't marry Serana.

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Edited By onan

I learned my lesson with Morrowind and Fallout 3 and New Vegas, although admittedly not very well. I skipped the initial rush to get Skyrim only to pick it up just now on Games on Demand for $45, but since they're about to release DLC 2 (or 3, depending on how they count it), I shouldn't even be done with the main game before the GOTY edition is out and somewhat discounted.

Sure, I'll miss the zeitgeist, but these games aren't really social experiences anyway. Hell, I'm still not done with Fallout 3.

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alex's video descriptions are always hilarious