Slam a Dew With Ship Simulator Extremes

the music makes it sound so exciting

Jesus Christ that music was fonky.

*Awkward Laugh* Wait, where's the punch line?! This IS a joke, right!? ;)

So now I can be sea sick in a video game.... neato

" boats should only exist in games for the purposes of ramping things and running them aground. "

boats should only exist in games for the purposes of ramping things and running them aground.

5/5 stars,Deadly Premonition has a run for its money. Also I demand a quick look and review by Dave with comments by Jeff,Ryan and Vinny.

If anything required a quick look it's this title.

DMV need to take a quick look at this.

" This reminds me of days when Microsoft Flight simulator was nearly banned after 9-11... So can't help it but say with a bit of sarcasm.....  "THIS thing is going to train terrorists how to drive ships into buildings!!! BAN!!"   or maybe  "This thing better not be sold to Somali Pirates !!!"   :-) "

" I just want this game to see my boats ram other boats/rocks.  "

 davequicklook davequicklook davequicklook!   

I just want this game to see my boats ram other boats/rocks. 

I always wanted to be a ship when I was a child. But I failed high schooled and became a Vespa :( Now I can finally fulfill my dream... extremely.

That's some nice looking water.

Somebody needs to edit this video to put the Konami guy in - "extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!"

" @Woodroez said:

" @Thumbrunner said:

" @adamfedoruk said:

" i demand a quick look with dave "

Amen Brother, Amen. "

There's no way this won't happen. I'd bet my life on my on it at this point. "

 Its  settled then.    Ship simulator Extreme endurance run with Dave. "

" @Thumbrunner said:

" @adamfedoruk said:

" i demand a quick look with dave "

Amen Brother, Amen. "

There's no way this won't happen. I'd bet my life on my on it at this point. "

Man that looks REALLY boring.

This boat is about to conquer the rocks. Now that is extreme. 

If I get to play the  'Rainbow Warrior' do I get to fight with the French intelligence services?

The extremeness of the ships blew me away. 

 Wai wai wai wait
 
You are telling me I can experience piloting a full oil frigate, from Australia to Japan in real time and NOT have the ever looming fear or pirates?
 
BRING IT ON, I can't wait to hold the turn key for 30 minutes whilst I turn the boat 90 degree's to make it into pre-port formation ... WOOOOO!

This reminds me of days when Microsoft Flight simulator was nearly banned after 9-11... So can't help it but say with a bit of sarcasm.....
 
"THIS thing is going to train terrorists how to drive ships into buildings!!! BAN!!"   or maybe  "This thing better not be sold to Somali Pirates !!!"   :-)

First two words that popped into my head while watching this video: RAMMING SPEED!

" @adamfedoruk said:

" i demand a quick look with dave "

Amen Brother, Amen. "

I'm sure this video is giving someone somewhere a raging erection right now.

" i demand a quick look with dave "

I don't know why everyone is so hot to get to point B. Point B sucks. Let's stay right here at point A and slam some dew.

i demand a quick look with dave

" As long as I can get shitfaced and ram my tanker into the Alaskan coast, they have my fifty bucks! Bonus points if a virtual Anderson Cooper publicly humiliates me on his show for two and a half months. "

1m 37s of ship based footage and not even the slightest hint of piracy. It looks like if you want pirates to go with this game, you're going to have to bring them yourself.

MAJOR SHIPWNGE!

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Man that Brighton Beach / Trance track was brilliant!

Intense bro!

Is there Somali pirates dlc?

The stormy oceans looked fantastic. Not too much else I can/want to say.

OMG, is this something like that train simulator that spams super-expensive DLCs through Steam?  
 
The graphics look somehow awful in the same way...

Fuckn stoked!

FUCK YEH SON!!!!!! BOATS!!!!!!!! lol

Is there actually gameplay involved in that game?
Can you sink and die like Titanic.. Even more important, can you pilot the Titanic? 

dam that water looks good.