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Posted by Milkman

This game will sell 5 million copies.

Posted by Brendan

This is always what I have wanted from my video games.
Posted by DylanMMc

I'll get it if I can make it evil and name it Gizmo.

Posted by JeffGoldblum

Why is he putting the slime from Ghostbusters 2 on that monkey?

Posted by NoXious
@DylanMMc:
Dude no! Call it Stripe! That's proper evil.
Posted by Seedofpower

I think its kinda stupid but I'm also not 9.

Posted by Ragdrazi

Steamy.

Posted by Beforet

So, how do I use the controller to beat it?

Posted by ArmedBear

Aren't you supposed to not water the mogwai?

Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff

So cuuuuute

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Posted by louiedog

They should have renamed this Movechichi.

Posted by Legend

I like the way Sony is thinking: if we're going to rip off Nintendo, might as well go all the way.

Posted by ProjektGill

Say what you will about this, the Eyepet is undeniably cute.

Posted by RazielCuts

I have the biggest hard-on right now, please excuse me..

Posted by Waffles13

Might be fun, but the hair on that thing is POSSESSED.

Posted by Sephiroth9997

But will I be able to spank my monkey?
Posted by AURON570

lol

Posted by supermike6

At  :13, what is the kid on the right pointing at?

Posted by Terrents

that thig still looks creepy...
Posted by bybeach

I got a cat on x-b-ox live and regret it some. Mabe cause of my cat, Miserable, in real life. Shes actually a good girl, going on 17 now. But  idonknow...heh, a bit much.
Posted by Fripplebubby

Those kids looks bored out of their fucking minds for most of this... 30 seconds. 

Posted by Gabriel

If this catches on for 9 year olds.....fuck.

Posted by LosDub

i see the future of the japanese making a sex game wit this tech. pervs gettin their 1080 HD on
Posted by Magnum

Hated it!!!!!

Posted by Spiritof

If my 7 year old niece sees this her head will explode quicker than tickets to a Jonas Brothers concert.

Posted by foggel

I would love this game if I was a kid. I think this will sell well.

Posted by mazik765

So if I get this I can spend my time watering my monkey/dog/mogwai as my 9 year old friends sit next to me and pretend to be amused?
 
I'm sold.

Posted by Irish87

Fools, don't they know? 
 
NEVER FEED THE MOGWAI AFTER MIDNIGHT!

Posted by Red

The kids look so involved.

Posted by Mr_JPeps

Showed the G/F's lil sis this tonight......then she P'd herself.

Posted by ultimatepunchrod

i think this looks pretty interesting. its obviously not for anyone older than say 10 but it could be fun.

Posted by BD_Mr_Bubbles
@DylanMMc said:
" I'll get it if I can make it evil and name it Gizmo. "
Edited by MAN_FLANNEL

For the same amount of money this stupid game will cost, you could go down to your local shelter and buy your kid an actual dog.  You know, a living thing your kid can go play with outside, teach him responsibility, and give him some good old exercise.  But hey, buy your obese child this virtual catdogmonkey, so he can sit in front of the TV while waving a dildo through the air, pretending to pet the god damned thing.  Then after a week or two, your child can invite his shit fingered friends over, and you can watch them intentionally piss their pants on your white carpet while imitating this mutated chinchilla during it's potty time.  Fucking eh'.   

Posted by act26

why does this need a playstation move patch??? you already use that wierd card thing with the camera

Posted by gidoff
@Beforet said:
" So, how do I use the controller to beat it? "
WIN
Posted by Evilsbane
@MAN_FLANNEL said:
" For the same amount of money this stupid game will cost, you could go down to your local shelter and buy your kid an actual dog.  You know, a living thing your kid can go play with outside, teach him responsibility, and give him some good old exercise.  But hey, buy your obese child this virtual catdogmonkey, so he can sit in front of the TV while waving a dildo through the air, pretending to pet the god damned thing.  Then after a week or two, your child can invite his shit fingered friends over, and you can watch them intentionally piss their pants on your white carpet while imitating this mutated chinchilla during it's potty time.  Fucking eh'.    "
Yea...pretty much this.
 
Rofl
Posted by PenguinDust

I wonder if I can pit my Eyepet against other Eyepets online in blood soaked steel cage matches.  "Finish him, Mr. Cutiepetootie!"

Posted by Artemis_D

So...where's the fun part?

Posted by TheMoD

The reaction time was always pretty crappy in eyepet. I hope it isn't like that with every game that utilizes the new controller... That would be horrible
Posted by squidracerX

I don't care what y'all say, i am buying this!!!!

Posted by The_Laughing_Man

Was his fur having a seizure? It never stops moving.....

Posted by darkjester74
@LosDub said:
" i see the future of the japanese making a sex game wit this tech. pervs gettin their 1080 HD on "
Exactly what I was thinking.
Posted by Romination

this game just looks awkward to play. the pet doesn't seem to be any kind of smart either...

Posted by DiGiTaL_SiN

Interesting...

Posted by Jack_Daniels

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Posted by TobyD81

Neat tech, but I still say that if this is a disc game, I might never touch it. EyePet should be a downloadable so that it just lives on the PS3, and it'll get more attention.

Posted by Junpei

of what they've shown this is the best use of the Move, not because it's the most entertaining, but because it makes sense and is applied in ways that are more natural and unforced

Posted by Eijikun

This Eyepet thing is a member of the creepy humanoid fictional animal club. God, it's ugly. Why make it look like a hairy Webster with a tail? So creepy!
Posted by Damian

Pretty sure Dave Chapelle did a stand up routine about why this is wrong.

Posted by MeatSim

Oh man, that thing freaks me out.

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