279 Comments
Posted by johannes

Trophies!    

Edited by Zachariahus

lol gotta love sony advertising. WHAT DID I JUST WATCH!? 
 
Also, can we get a more clichéd tagline?

Posted by ThePhantomnaut

Melt trophies.

Posted by Banzai_NL

Wow, this system has great graphics!

Posted by MrBlowfish

I hate this video. Damn young people!

Posted by dck

Lots of hipsters. Also, balls!

Posted by CarpetRemnant

So that's about as nonsensical as usual. Sony needs to hire new marketing people, or at least start casting actors that I don't want to repeatedly punch in the face (for trophies, natch).

Posted by Bummey

That was dumb.

Posted by dr_mantas

This is utter nonsense.
 
Also, the "now in your hands" ending looks like Sony reaching out and begging for your money.

Posted by Hats

Wait what!? 

Posted by Rotagila

So...Sony's next gen handheld is a bubble?

Posted by Mordebir

That does it, it's not for my it's for people under the age of 25, so I'm not going to buy it. Unless they let me play my PS3 titles via remote play, then I'm in on release day, and damn those young hipsters.

Posted by NotorietyH

Sony NGP has Mind Control....confirmed.

Posted by paisan13

This was probably the most retarded promo video for a new system I've ever seen, and I have seen them all 8(

Posted by Hyper_Bunny_Meow

Wow even the hand acting was bad :) 
 
Was watching a blog cast of the show in Toyko and it seems like a preety cool device but I must be so outside of their target demograhic or that was an awful vid.
Posted by paisan13
@Banzaiaap:  Good one ^_^
Posted by Hyperfludd

Terrible ad is pretty terrible.

Posted by Lifestrike
Everything is hip.
Posted by YoctoYotta

Wow, that creepy white kid sure was white and creepy.

Posted by bungalowbill79

I know it's a "concept video" but c'mon, what the F?!

Posted by Castro

This video told me nothing, but I loooooove them balls!

Posted by i83N

 Svetochka in the end of this video shows that sony considers Russia a big market    

Posted by HalfDane1975

Hmm...not the greatest commercial ever...

Posted by ezdude

 umm... Gotta say, I don't think I've ever seen an advert without the actual product shown anywhere. Sony Computer Entertainment has one funky ad producer

Posted by dck
@i83N: I can see why, since almost no one here owns a DS and there are lotsa people with hacked psps.
Posted by RE_Player1

What a stupid ad. Seriously if you thought this was cool in any way your a fucking idiot in my eyes. I hate the stupid concept videos Nintendo does for their products too but at least they show the product or a mock up of it.

Posted by ptys

I love how for their grand content vacuum at the end, they show ever possible user avatar (meaning like 20) and pretty much nothing else!

Posted by BiohazardBlaze

The word that comes to mind to describe this video is, "Bullshitty." 
 
All I could manage to understand is that the next PSP will be able to manipulate reality, which I bet it doesn't do. Or id it does, has like a 12 minute battery life.
 
Also not pictured, Other OS support, what's up with that?

Posted by Rongaryen

Looked like a bad acid trip.

Posted by Jarate

I can't wait to get points by using telekinesis to throw a dude around a train!

Posted by Rattle618

I feel like dismembering every person that took part in the making of this video.

Posted by Darkraven

man sony campaign adds keep getting weirder and more stupid...

Posted by Galiant
@Mordebir said:
" That does it, it's not for my it's for people under the age of 25, so I'm not going to buy it. Unless they let me play my PS3 titles via remote play, then I'm in on release day, and damn those young hipsters. "
Remote play? You mean like accessing your PS3 from anywhere and playing whatever game is in it? Man, if that was possible, I'd pay any price.
Posted by i83N
@dck: and all the gaming is on PC ((((((((:
Posted by McBradders

I don't understand a single thing I have just seen. What is this mystical thing they are trying to sell me?

Posted by Random88

Sony NGP - Kidnap People and Torture your Friends
Posted by Kontrapunkt

Man, if only they all exploded into noby noby boys.
 
what a cringe-worthy film.

Posted by Delta_Ass

They should've stuck to Kevin Butler. That was retarded.

Posted by jjacobsson

What? Really? That's what you are going with?

Posted by SuicidalManiac

what the fuck is this

Posted by Mordebir
@Galiant: That is exactly what I mean.
Posted by Crescendo1897

um. 
 
wat
Posted by hollitz

I'd like to visit the store at the intersection of Entertainment St. and Role Playing Rd.  I heard they stopped carrying Final Fantasy 13 there.

Posted by HarrySound

Appauling video
Posted by Zaccheus

Wow. Sony advertisement really goes from amazing to terrible fast and often.

Posted by EgoCheck616

Games are art.

Posted by eccentrix

Why were they making weird 360 Avatar gestures?

Edited by MajorToms

8O
If this is what next generation portable is going to be like I don't want a next generation console to come. Ever.
Also, Charlie is amazing at bus bouncing...whatever that means.

Posted by Bouke

 
I like how Microsoft slipped a Forza mention into this PSP trailer! And its kind of weird that they don't show you the new PSP...

Posted by Lydian_Sel

What a god awful video. Did somebody's cousin make that for a high school project?