Sony NGP Concept Video

I want my minutes back.

WTF is this shit?

the lack of coverage on this is disturbing. already deemed a failure in giant bomb's eyes? for shame lol

" the lack of coverage on this is disturbing. already deemed a failure in giant bomb's eyes? for shame lol "

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I know the first guy in this video, He went to high school with me! 
What a small ass world! 
 
Anyway, I'm going to go and beat him up for being in this advert and also to steal the money he was paid for doing it as well. 
 
This's just weird.

" WHAT THE FUCK!? "

" Wow, what a bunch of nothing "

" wtf "

" WTF is this shit? "

Buy fo' a dolla, sell for two

Looks like PSP2 or PSPhone is going to get some on-the-go network stuff. 
 
They covered that on the Bombcast already. 
 
Anyways, Sony always does the weirdest things to show a feature or console. Look at all those weird European ads.

Clearly, the creative advertising team was on a very high dosage of narcotics when they came up with/agreed to make that ad.

Ah Sony, you crazy, crazy bastards. Here I was thinking "well, this could almost be sane with that dude and the menu around him".  Gosh, I hope one day they advertise their stuff in a way that will actually increase sales...

Awful, awful video.

What the hell was that?

Fail.
 
Actually, their target audience appears to be Tweens, so massive success?

wow this is almost as bad sony's 2 minute commercial where they only show bouncing balls bouncing around in a neighbourhood...

drugs are bad

HORRIBLE trailer.

High-concept trailer. 
I'm not smart enough to understand it. 
Someone want to explain all the symbolism, allegories, etc. to me in layman's terms? 
 
I like the part where you can just pick up cute women from the street.  That feature doesn't cost extra does it?

I learnt nothing about the NGP from these 2 minutes.

That was a horrible ad.

that tells us almost nothing, and i kind of want to hit those actors in the face. not helpful when the rumored price of the system (on gamestop.com, anyway) is a thousand bucks. leave it to sony to completely screw up the marketing videos for their new system. at least they're not trying to advertise this one with eggs and creepy ass babies and bleeding chess pieces...
*sigh*
sometimes i wonder about you, sony.

this guy: 

The console looks great but wtf was that shit.

This thing will turn me into a magician and rain skittles down on my head?  OK cool.  Thanks for the info.

" @coonce: Hmm. He looks a bit like a scruffy-looking Coonce... "

This makes even less sense than those creepy baby commercials for the PS3. I thought that wasn't possible.

The NGP looks okay but that trailer was just an assault of the eyes

" that tells us almost nothing, and i kind of want to hit those actors in the face. not helpful when the rumored price of the system (on gamestop.com, anyway) is a thousand bucks...

WHAT A LOAD OF DOG SHIT

7 pages of confused gamer comments. Good job Sony. You did it. You won. You are the winner. 
 
 Everyone one involved in making this trailer should be fired. I didn't learn ONE thing about the NGP. Except that there is a girl sitting at a table who blows clear circles from her hands. I was at least expecting the device to show up in the persons hands at the end. If I didn't know what this ad was for before hand I would have been FAR more confused as to what they were trying to accomplish with this "trailer". As far as I am concerned, this is just a trailer for a guy who gets overly happy about winning a trophy bubble that appears next to him and getting blown on by a little girl. On that note, I am still interested in learning more about the device.    

...Hey guys, NGP rhymes with LSD. Just putting that out there.

Sony sure has a knack for making things that have been done a thousand times before seem exciting.

" @Kyle:  there is much more info out there on this thing that is being released and there hasn't been any real updates. kotaku and joystiq is all over that stuff and i wonder why giant bomb isnt. i dont mind its just disappointing and sad that ppl who get their video game news from here only only get half the story.  "

The cast of skins seems to enjoy it, whatever it is.

Little girls blows sparkles on my face. Sold.

Well that was awful

This was so weird and dumb.

They REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLneed to have a more modern, less japanese fuckin UI. Seing the hideous examples of previous sony UIs in this is kinda scary, especially after the stuff they've shown off... 
 
Also this is very European. I think.

Actors are weird.

PLAY LIFE!!!
 
what

fffffffffffffffffuck

I have no idea what I just watched  
Fucking marketing agencies.. 

oh my God what just happened... what was in my coffee... where am I

now THAT. 
 
was fucking stupid.  am psyched for this "NGP" thing (its just gonna be called PSP 2 come on we all know it)  
i'm psyched though after seeing the actual video on it with all the features and stuff of the actual thing.  however the design could use some improving, looks a little bit dumb

Umm.....nice....I guess.  If I didn't know this was a NGP advert I'd have no idea what I just watched.  Mind you it's no worse than the 3DS adverts that the never let people shoot.

What a silly video.