48 Comments
Posted by PistolPackinPoet

I love GOLD

Posted by bonzaiimonkey

New video player get!

Posted by rulerofeden

Hot Scoops!

Posted by kineticflow

Spoilers: Patrick dies at the end

Posted by Alacrity

Embiggen working for anyone?

Edited by HammondofTexas

#MissedThisLive #NewVideoPlayer

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Posted by weegieanawrench

Embiggen doesn't work now? Motherfucker.

Posted by andmm
Posted by Hamst3r

The new video player is great! Embiggen works. Video starts playing quickly and in HD right away.

Posted by Luck702

Lot's of sloppy play today Scoops. You need the power of Temkin.

Posted by RobotHamster

I went the furthest I ever have in Spelunky yesterday! Died near the end of the temple with multiple close calls throughout, and now I super confident and pumped to go all the way!! All thanks to Scoops and everyone here... and Max too.

Posted by PurpleSpandex

Don't pause Spelunky.

Posted by ionkinetic
Edited by Vuud

I sat here hoping beyond hope Patrick would get crushed by that thwomp after trying to get that shotgun. Thank you, Trickles.

Posted by MormonWarrior

Gold car? Gold car!

That car is actually gold. Not that nasty, bronzy-gold color.

Posted by jayc4life

I too also sing along with the Spelunky theme every time I load it. It's one of my only unskippable "Press Start" screens, Mega Man 2 being another all-time favourite.

Edited by HiCZoK

embiggen dont work anyome on chrome... everything works fine on internet explorer which sucks

Edited by RonGalaxy

New player still has an inaccurate scrubber...

Posted by rmanthorp

This video player is pretty fantastic. MMM.

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Edited by bushlemon

Who are the morons telling him details about the daily

Posted by thejke
Edited by Flavbot

Spelunky is weird, the better you become the stupider your mistakes are. Keep at it Scoops. And thanks for the shoutout! :)

Posted by Fobwashed

Finally got around to watching this and lol. Totally reminded me of an old Bugs Bunny PSA... tho, it's old so I doubt many would get the reference =P

Posted by graf1k

Hey Patrick, a friend told me a good technique for robbing a shop without losing a life if you have a bomb to spend. Lineup just a little behind the middle of the last item in the shop and simultaneously jump and throw a bomb. You'll land on the shop keep's head and the shotty is at your feet. Once you have the positioning down it's a piece of cake to rob the shop every time. Happy shop robbin'!

Edited by w_drive

I love the new video player, so smooth and so clean!

Posted by weegieanawrench
Posted by ICantBeStopped

@patrickklepek I notice there are times when you have no shotgun that you leave perfectly good boomerangs sitting on the ground, and proceed further into levels unnecessarily unarmed. Do you hate the boomerangs? I'd prefer a shotgun of course, but between nothing and a boomerang, I'd take the weapon..

Posted by MisterMouse
Posted by PatchMaster

The second I saw that thwomp I knew he was toast. In fact, as soon as he decided to search for the shotgun I got a bad feeling.

Also, I'm pretty sure you missed a shotgun for sale in the Black Market, Scoops.

Posted by weegieanawrench
Edited by chu52
Posted by Blair

Gold all in my watch!

Posted by HerbieBug

:D

Posted by Xavtron

today I shot one of the croc men with the shotgun, I had 8 health and 50 bombs. He teleported right to my square which killed me outright. Fuck this game, I have terrible luck with spelunky.

Posted by Even

This may be old news, but if you sacrafice an idol to Kali, you get a monkey that shits gold.

This game is weird.

Posted by knightlyknave

Yesterday I found the alien rifle in a box in 1-1. I was so thrilled that I promptly got killed in 1-2. Apparently alien blaster shots do not stop, but in fact trigger, arrow trap arrows.

Edited by Draxyle

Fun fact for my fellow Spelunkers; if you have a jetpack and need to kill yourself for the moai statue, don't do it by crushing yourself. It explodes the jetpack. Go figure!

Edited by Thiefsie

Since when did Scoops have GB bomb icon in spelunky?

Edited by VN1X

I don't even play the game and it's getting a bit annoying to see Patrick make such dumb mistakes. I reckon the feature has run its course to the point where I'm just skipping through the entire Daily Challenge just to see his score.

It used to be fun watching his demise but now it's just become a bit painful to watch. At this pace I imagine it'll take weeks not days before he beats Yama.

Edited by Deathpooky

We'll see, but I do think beating Hell is a real high goal for Patrick to end this series. I've known people reasonably good at the game playing for a long time who haven't beaten Hell yet. You need to the right run to even get there, and there's lots of places in the Temple and Hell which can ruin your day if you're unlucky or make one mistake. Plus, you know, beating Yama when you'll probably get there rarely at best.

Also not sure why Patrick always passes up the Compass. Invaluable item in later levels when you're just looking to get through.

Posted by BisonHero

@icantbestopped said:

@patrickklepek I notice there are times when you have no shotgun that you leave perfectly good boomerangs sitting on the ground, and proceed further into levels unnecessarily unarmed. Do you hate the boomerangs? I'd prefer a shotgun of course, but between nothing and a boomerang, I'd take the weapon..

Patrick hates the boomerang. I have come to accept this.