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Spookin' With Scoops: 10/22/2013

What does this have to do with the Blair Witch? Is Jeff Gerstmann a horse?

Oct. 23 2013

Posted by: Patrick

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Consider me terrified.

Happy Halloween.

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I really liked Nocturne as a kid. I think it's fucking rad the developers used the Blair Witch licensed game as an excuse to make a Nocturne sequel.

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Looking forward to Patrick delving further into Blair Witch canon with the newer game (2019).

Reminder: Jeff Gerstmann is horse.

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Was that the Pet Semetary guy?

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Guys, why is Patrick glowing green.... WATCH OUT PATRICK!

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@development: Yeah, so awesome. Immediately made me want to re-watch Twin Peaks.

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I'd love to see more Blair Witch.

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Wow, word for word Twin Peaks reference in that Diner Scene in Blair Witch Project, "This must be where pies go when they die". Might have to check this game out on my own.

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Anyone else get the twin peaks reference? The guy in the diner with the pie.

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That Blair Witch stuff was hilarious. Definitely seems like something I would have enjoyed at the time... even though it seems pretty bad. I was definitely into that style of game back then, and remember really liking stuff like Dino Crisis, D2, and Carrier.

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@ejiehi said:

SPOOKHOUSE!!!!

Such a silly name!

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@scofthe7seas said:

I'm kind of annoyed about how the Blair Witch game is treated in this video (and in the chat, it was even worse there.) The game is 13 years old. A lot of people didn't like it for a lot of reasons, but nobody talked shit about the graphics at the time. It was universally hailed as looking great.

Honest question: What's to get annoyed about? The game's background and lighting looks great, even for today, but the story (what little we got of it) was hackneyed and barely connected to the Blair Witch movie at all, the glitches were numerous (and hilarious), and the controls looked positively abysmal even in the Resident-Evil era of tank controls.

I get it that people sometimes like a game for its charm and heart despite its flaws (I definitely have my share) but I don't see Patrick saying anything about this game that it doesn't deserve.

What's to get annoyed about is the lack of credit the game has due. Read some reviews about the game. Most of them are quite positive. The game was as much a tie-in to Nocturne as it is the Blair Witch setting. If you liked and played Nocturne, which many people did, it was very exciting to have a bridge between the two. Even in the video was saw, if people were paying attention, the tie in is pretty decent. The Blair Witch setting would be an excellent reason for a paranormal defense related organization to investigate. As for the camera angles; no, they are not amazing. But for the time it was something to deal with in order for the game's tech to be able to do the lighting and shadows like it did. Those back-grounds that the shadows are made from/on could not move around, they had to remain static, in order to still be playable on the computers available (as it was, that mess took a MONSTER at the time to play it at the super high res of 640x480.) As for the controls, yeah, by today's standards they aren't good. But imagine trying to put that much functionality onto a keyboard and mouse setup. Aiming independently of moving, accessing equipment quickly with hot-keys. These were issues that people weren't surprised about at the time. As for the facial animations, man, people's faces weren't moving at ALL at that time, never mind changing expressions or speaking.

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Not as scary this week, would have liked to have at least one Oculus game. However Blair Witch was fantastic, I could easily sit through a complete walkthrough of that.

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@misterchief: There's not actually a horse. It's just a guy named Horace Gersten.

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@kerse: Yep, apparently he just straight up quotes Cooper later in the game...and his name is "Hale"

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Unfortunately, 'pick up the compass' is not the new 'pick up the purse'

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So the Blair Witch thing is just a game that they were making that they slapped the Blair Witch IP onto, right?

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Does @patrickklepek just disappear like, 36 minutes into the video? Along with the BOO scare at the end, I wonder if he's trying to get extra spooks in before Halloween.

At the 36 min mark, Tricky is standing in the corner. He was emulating the ending of Blair Witch.

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@shagge: I'm not the only one who saw this! \o/

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I for one would enjoy seeing some more Goofing With Scoops featuring The Blair Witch Game(s)

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Just noticed the Agent Dale Cooper facsimile at 1:20:30.

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Even though the games share the same engine, I am still baffled by the developer tying their Blair Witch game into the Nocturne universe.

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The Blair witch game has all the cloth physics you can handle, and more.

Edit: That disappearance halfway through actually got me when I realized he was standing in the back of the room. Bravo Patrick for the Halloween theatrics.

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Was that guy in a suit at the diner a Twin Peaks reference? He reminds me of agent Cooper.

Also the coats in this game are amazing, the mouth animation is amazing, those circle transitions are pretty amazing. I want to see Patrick play this whole game.

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Loved this episode! Definitely want to see more of that Blair Witch game :-P

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I'm kind of annoyed about how the Blair Witch game is treated in this video (and in the chat, it was even worse there.) The game is 13 years old. A lot of people didn't like it for a lot of reasons, but nobody talked shit about the graphics at the time. It was universally hailed as looking great.

Honest question: What's to get annoyed about? The game's background and lighting looks great, even for today, but the story (what little we got of it) was hackneyed and barely connected to the Blair Witch movie at all, the glitches were numerous (and hilarious), and the controls looked positively abysmal even in the Resident-Evil era of tank controls.

I get it that people sometimes like a game for its charm and heart despite its flaws (I definitely have my share) but I don't see Patrick saying anything about this game that it doesn't deserve.

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I gotta admit, these laughs are a nice bit of a change-up from all the jump scares.

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Yes we need more Blair Witch Project game. All of it!

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ok. so they used blair witch to make more Nocturne.

Ya, that's kinda gross.

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The world deserves a Horse Gerstmann t-shirt.

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What's going on with that accent?

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Totally different Spookin' than we're used to, but still super enjoyable. We need some Blair Witch action every time from now on.

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First Eric Merstmann, and now Horse Gerstmann. Jeff has so many side-gigs.

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Man, Patrick's accents are always the worst, which makes them the best.

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Please play more Blair Witch! :)

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that blair witch game looks so stupid,

but i still hope patrick continues playing it though.

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Can someone post a time code for when I can see this horse like Jeff that the deck is referring to?

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Does @patrickklepek just disappear like, 36 minutes into the video? Along with the BOO scare at the end, I wonder if he's trying to get extra spooks in before Halloween.

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Man, such a bummer he didn't get to play Undying! Hope he fixes that with an extra long playthrough next time!

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wow that 2d adventure game is fantastic. PATRICK - I am highly recommending Black Mirror (first game). My fav horrod adventure. not that scary but atmosphere and mystery is well done

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I love that they took a resident evil knock-off and just slapped the blair witch name onto it

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Oh! Jeff Gerstmann is a horse! Jeff Gerstmann is a horse!

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The music used in that Blair Witch game is also used in Everyday Genius: SquareLogic. It's trying to set a spooky tone, but instead it's making me think about math.

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Once more, a great show. I especially enjoyed the Blair Witch game. So, please, give us more of that!

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It's too bad he quit the Blair Witch game JUST when it gets interesting.

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@pepperypoon: I know but, what happened during the cut ??? I NEED TO KNOW !

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@scofthe7seas said:

I'm kind of annoyed about how the Blair Witch game is treated in this video (and in the chat, it was even worse there.) The game is 13 years old. A lot of people didn't like it for a lot of reasons, but nobody talked shit about the graphics at the time. It was universally hailed as looking great.

I don't mind him making fun of an old game because to be fair, some of it looks really funky these days but he did come across as extra extra snarky at times. Still, looking forward to seeing some more BW.

I think my favorite part of the first BW game was all investigating around the town, really interesting at times. Exploring the woods and the combat got really grating after a while.