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Star Trek Online: Set Phasers to Fun - Part 04

Turns out Klingons are some bad mamma jammas. Also, we meet a small dude.

Jan. 18 2010

Cast: Dave, Ryan, Brad

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

Star Trek Online

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Edited By vashstyle

@AlexanderSheen: oh weeaboos

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@AlexanderSheen said:

@shinluis: After rewatching this, I can surely say: I was definitly not sarcastic.

Burn. Snap. Ouch. Sheesh.

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@shinluis: After rewatching this, I can surely say: I was definitly not sarcastic.

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@AlexanderSheen said:

@CashBailey said:
Ryan is so damn funny.
I hope You're sarcastic, cause he's not funny ... at all.

Wait. Are, erh you... being.. sarcastic..?

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@CashBailey said:
Ryan is so damn funny.
I hope You're sarcastic, cause he's not funny ... at all.
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I loved this series, but it definitely got infinitely better with Ryan there to keep whipping Brad and providing some direction.

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@PlasmaBeam44 said:
" @JB16 said:

" @Zifrit said:

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@_Horde said:
" @ArchScabby said:
" @Lazyaza said:
" @Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
you're an idiot. "
He's an idiot. "
He's a complete idiot. "
He's the ultimate idiot. Doesn't deserve this site. "
The biggest fucking idiot I've ever seen. "
He's the biggest god damn motherfucking idiot that has ever lived. "
also hes not very smart!
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Ryan is so damn funny.

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@Colonel_Fury said:
" These videos are quickly becoming a daily ritual for me. This is my college education at work. "
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@JB16 said:

" @Zifrit said:

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@_Horde said:
" @ArchScabby said:
" @Lazyaza said:
" @Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
you're an idiot. "
He's an idiot. "
He's a complete idiot. "
He's the ultimate idiot. Doesn't deserve this site. "
The biggest fucking idiot I've ever seen. "
He's the biggest god damn motherfucking idiot that has ever lived.
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@Zifrit said:
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@_Horde said:
" @ArchScabby said:
" @Lazyaza said:
" @Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
you're an idiot. "
He's an idiot. "
He's a complete idiot. "
He's the ultimate idiot. Doesn't deserve this site. "
The biggest fucking idiot I've ever seen.
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haha, i always love when Ryan gets so impatient with Brad during these videos.

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One thing that was making life difficult for him is that he was hitting Full Impulse to rush into the battle--but using the Full Impulse command diverts ALL power from shields and weapons.  So you come out of FI with almost no shields, and get pummeled very quickly. 
 
It's best to drop to regular speed at 15 km or so, and let your shields and weapons charge up.

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These videos are quickly becoming a daily ritual for me. This is my college education at work.
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@_Horde said:
" @ArchScabby said:
" @Lazyaza said:
" @Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
you're an idiot. "
He's an idiot. "
He's a complete idiot. "
He's the ultimate idiot. Doesn't deserve this site.
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@ArchScabby said:
" @Lazyaza said:
" @Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
you're an idiot. "
He's an idiot. "
He's a complete idiot.
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Still watching but discovered it yesterday, visiting the bridge by the down arrow to the right of the minimap, this goes to mail & other things.
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@Lazyaza said:
" @Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
you're an idiot. "
He's an idiot.
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Dave, it's Bricks >>> Bars >>> Slips.  And yes, it's liquid latinum inside a "worthless" gold casing.

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BLAHAHAHAHAHA I don't care if he is a child, that erection is inappropriate!!!!!!

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Fuck.
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I wonder if they will do the same for Star Wars The Old Republic.
 
They seem big Star Trek fans remember tiny facts for species, but can't remember basic plot points for Star Wars.

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@Nasar7 said:
" @Adziboy: For me the only ones worth watching are The Original Series and The Next Generation, and I like TOS waay more, it's classic. I might be in the minority for anyone under 40 though.... You should watch a few eps of TOS they are all up on youtube legit by CBS. "

Cool cheers, I'll check out the ones on Youtube. 
 
Appreciated :)
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Wheres the auto-fire option? I can find it i guess i missed it?

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@Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
you're an idiot.
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Tasha Yar left Star Trek because the actress posed for Playboy and was made to leave the show!
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@Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
This is a beta. Don't be so ignorant.  Bugs and glitches are expected.
 
I dunno about the hype though. They seem pretty bored to me.
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This make me miss Vinny and Jeff in a JRPG Endurance Run even more. I dunno, are they ever gonna do another one?! 
 
Also, why is this filed as a Feature while the Matrix Online one was filed under Endurance Run?

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My little gray alien guy is a lot better.

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@Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
I didn't see very much hype in this video. They seemed to be getting quite bored doing the same things over and over in space combat. I'm not seeing how they sold out.
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@Buzzkill 
Brad actually says the words: 'It's all a bit wonky.... I guess it's a beta'. 
 If they were reviewing an ordinary game like this then your comments are fair enough. You can't however review an MMO (especially in beta) like that so give them a break!

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If you can train your personnel with "evasive maneuver" ability, that would prove very very useful in combat. 
Other abilities such as "attack pattern alpha (beta and so on)", "emergency power to shield" are also useful.
 
And once again, slowing down a bit (and not stopping completely) allows smaller turning radius, so you don't overshoot your target.

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@Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
o shush, its a beta they are just having fun with it.
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@Buzzkill said:
" Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO. "
It's a BETA, and they are showing us the game. All betas' are buggy as it's an unfinished product, and you participate in a beta to help the devs iron out the bugs. Do you expect them to tear apart a product that hasn't even shipped yet?
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Brad yet again ignores the bugs, glitches, and all they do is hype the game with hyperbole. Giantbomb has completely sold out and gone the way of Gamespot IMO.

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As much as the battles do scale in the open party instances, once you have 5 or 6 Federation ships going against a dozen enemy ships it's incredibly fun and the light show keeps things visually exciting.  The Star Trek sound effects are enough to satisfy the trekkie in me.

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@Adziboy: For me the only ones worth watching are The Original Series and The Next Generation, and I like TOS waay more, it's classic. I might be in the minority for anyone under 40 though.... You should watch a few eps of TOS they are all up on youtube legit by CBS.
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I'd like to see jeff get UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

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@squidracerX said:
" @Scooper said:
" I wish Ryan wasn't so bossy and analitic to Brad. I prefer Vinny because he's just like "Whatever! Shoot dudes!". "
admit it, you prefer Vinny because he is a very handsome man. "
I know I do! 
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The escort mission probably wasn't any fun for you to try, it was interesting to watch though.
 
Maybe that's because it was a change from more Orion syndicate space battles.
 
Ryan, I agree that Tasha Yar was terrible.

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Someone already said this but I thought I'd reiterate since I made an account just to post this. Your party size determines the difficulty of the mission. When you went in the zone you had 4 so it scaled to 4 even though just you and Vager were there. Also you guys need to use your skill points. Click the top left button to do so.

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*sigh* the endurance run just isn't the same anymore 

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Don't want to insult you like some other people in this thread have but I think you should play between episodes in the future, it's just too painfully slow watching you wrangle basic MMO concepts.
 
I don't expect anyone to know these things straight away but it's still pretty boring watching someone make basic mistakes over and over again. Atleast if you played "after hours" you could work out the basic gameplay so you don't spend half an hour each episode trying to move inventory items or flying passed enemies at full speed.

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I would refrain from echoing what everybody else who is playing this said, except they are all right: Slowing down does make you more effective in combat, missions do scale to your group and for more missions/turning in missions hail starfleet (icon under the mini-map). Also, spend those skill-points. Don't forget to spend them on your officers as well.

I am enjoying the beta, apart from busy/crashing servers that is. But that's par for the course for betas I guess. I couldn't care less if they scrapped the whole ground part though. The MMO gameplay seems a lot better suited to the space parts, but I'm not really a MMO player in general (doubt I'll be playing this after the beta, maybe when I'm done with Mass Effect 2).  

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maneuverability increases at lower speeds, turning at full throttle makes you turn in an unneccesarily wide arc.  It's the same in every flight sim.  Ever.
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50 percent throttle allows for faster turning than anything between zero and 100. You'll notice the autopilot only uses two throttle settings when in use: full power when going straight, half power when turning hard. Also no matter what the throttle is at, the engine power setting makes an impact.
 
I don't know why your autopilot was messing up. Mine never seems to do the random turning thing, unless a ship is in the way.
 
These need to be broadcast live with somebody manning a chatbox ready to communicate tips to ya'll then rendered into feature quality for those who missed it.

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Pulling. A. Brad.

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You definately need to take out the BoPs then focus on the warships. Try to get in close and take out the BoPs first.

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@Detrian said:
"IF you slowed down THEN you wouldn't have to turn as much since you'd be in position longer and THEN the turning ratio issue wouldn't be a problem. This ain't rocket science, what the fuck? "