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SWERY in the Coffee [Director's Cut]

Here's how our SWERY interview REALLY went down.

Jan. 30 2013

Posted by: Drew

477 Comments

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Edited By emem

!!!

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Edited By Scratch

Best 3mins ever!

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Edited By FCDRandy

Well, you got my $50 for 2013. Fuck.

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Edited By mourningwood

Commitment.

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Edited By dooscent

*nod*

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Edited By ArtisanBreads

hahaha love that they put this up.

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Edited By ilikepopcans

I like SWERY's glasses...

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Edited By whatsnme

perfect.

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Edited By cannonballbam

@Milkman said:

God, Swery is like an adorable little Japanese nymph. I just want to catch him in a jar and keep him in my house.

*cough* I mean...what?

I think we would need one of Drew's home made sandwiches to set up a trap with.

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GOD. OF COURSE Patrick would sit there and not ask ONE QUESTION!

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one love

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Edited By Yummylee

Plenty of sexual tension going on there. Patrick couldn't pull his eyes away!

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@ILikePopCans: @ILikePopCans said:

I like SWERY's glasses...

I need them!

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Edited By solidlife

I would watch a movie with Ryan being a lead role. he really does sell that Im interested look.

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Edited By allgamelover

They kept going back and forth as to when to announce the release date, and who should say it. I'm glad it was Swery in the end who announced it.

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Life IS beautiful.

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Edited By Purple_eye

He may look nice but don't forget that this is the man who came up with those ceiling/wall crawly women, so ya know, fuck that guy.

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Edited By Legend

Watched the whole thing. Twice.

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Edited By MrSpacs

this is beautiful

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Edited By bed

VIDEO THING!!!

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Edited By emilknievel

@FLStyle said:

Oh shit, a new Video Thing?!

It sure has been a while!

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Edited By Skeetz

[nods in appreciation of this video]

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VIDEO THING?! OH GOD IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE VIDEO THING

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Edited By shadowwolf9

This is the greatest!

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Amazing interview, I just wonder what the questions and answers were

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Edited By icd9

I agree with all that was discussed.

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Edited By Winternet

So, so good.

Video Thing makes a triumphant return.

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Edited By Rejizzle

Pretty good interview. Got a little political, but whatever.

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Edited By LiquidPrince

I've always wondered how they do these Japanese dubbed interviews. I guess they just pretend like their understanding something and add the appropriate footage to the dub.

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Edited By Phatmac

THE RETURN OF VIDEO THING!

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Edited By Lashe

Ryan's Japanese has got so much better since 2011.

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Edited By deadmanforking

I would like to hug SWERY.

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Edited By sungahymn

Welcome back, Video Thing. It has been too long.

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Edited By Sil3n7

Those guys really seem interested. Isn't that right Zach?

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@Winternet said:

Video Thing makes a triumphant return.

Oh wow!
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I'm left as speechless as they are.

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Edited By Voxus

VIDEO THING? WAS THE LAST ONE 2HUMAN? I DON'T KNOW.

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Edited By Silver-Streak

This is hilarious, and awesome.

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@0blivion: nah the last one was when they got Kessler to eat that nasty ass fish stuff.

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The part where Scoops called him an asshole was so awkward, I can't believe him!

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Edited By MLeeLunsford

I would imagine the reaction shots are them reacting to the translator, not acting like they're reacting to Swery. Just my theory though.

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Edited By Azteck

Ryan is completely Mesmerized

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Edited By linkster7

Finally!! Do you know how long I have waited for another "Video Thingâ„¢"! YEARS !

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Edited By nightriff

God damn, Life is Beautiful is amazing, try listening to the bombcast with it playing under, fucking perfect!

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Edited By FuzzYLemoN

THE VIDEO THING RETURNS

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@MooseyMcMan said:

I found myself whistling along with the song.

I tried to but I couldn't from all the laughing.

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This is hilarious.

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This is great.

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This is lot better than the theatrical release. Lots of good info.

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Edited By mrfluke

YES this is definitely the interview as that song is playing in the background