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Edited by VicRattlehead

yay tang is back..

Posted by evanbrau

Hey tang cool!

Posted by gosukiller

TANG!! Really scratching the bottom with this one.

Posted by PolyesterPimp

new found land... wow

Posted by mfpantst

so happy you're back

Edited by Sikboy1029

Yikes, that's one bad flick.

Posted by ashbash

At last!

Posted by wwwchan

TANG is BACK!

Edited by The_Philosopher

Yay! TANG is back!  
 
I hate how nobody uses the proper name for the province. It's atcually Newfoundland and Labrador. Ah well Newfoundland is still closer then New Found Land lol.
Posted by _Phara0h_

Wow I wonder if Uwe Boll will get a spot in Game history or if every one just wants to forget he ever made these films.....

Posted by Max21

YAY Tang :D

Posted by Damien

Tara Reid is still alive?

Posted by mattjam3000

You vey b o l l is so bad that i dont even want to look his name up

Posted by Gnubberen

Wow.. Mnemic was in a Uwe Boll movie... awesome!

Edited by Infernocow

As a Newfoundlander, I resent that no-one...anywhere...ever...can correctly pronounce it.  
  noofin-land  
Just think of this rhyme:  "It's Newfoundland, Understand?"  No New-finland, or Newfinluhnd.  New-fin-land
 
Sorry...Touchy subject.

Posted by hardcorebunnni

Yay, TANG is back to provide me with my weekly dosage of Uwe Boll. God knows how much we all need it... 
Oh, and lulz at Tara Reid. 
Posted by Droop

Rocking rock 'n' roll music that rocks!

Posted by Jensonb

Yay for a new TANG!
 
And boy does this movie look badly done

Posted by AkasoFailsOnGiantBomb

As a Newfoundland native myself, I found this quite hilarious.

Edited by Death_Burnout

This is so predictable, done before and childish, but, Uwe Bollocks! Woot!

Posted by FinalDasa

Most awkward sex scene, yay! 

Posted by iSAW

 Hey Ryan, maybe Tara just pronounced it that way to piss people off. Have you ever thought about tha...yeah never mind.

Posted by mustachioeugene

I don't know anyone who says New Found Land, it's always pronounced Newfundland, one quick word... infact, the less syllables you can use, the better.  Nawfulahn is about as detailed as I pronounce it.

Posted by Delta_Ass

Oh jeez, I've been pronouncing it Tara Reid-style all this time.

Posted by Toope
@Infernocow said:
" As a Newfoundlander, I resent that no-one...anywhere...ever...can correctly pronounce it.  
  noofin-land   Just think of this rhyme:  "It's Newfoundland, Understand?"  No New-finland, or Newfinluhnd.  New-fin-land Sorry...Touchy subject. "
As a fellow Newfoundlander, I agree. Ryan if you're going to correct someones pronunciation, make sure yours is correct as well.
Posted by Hoshnasi

New-FOUND-Land

Posted by mattjam3000

What, idiot movie company, pays this man to make movies. In an ideal world, they would be stoned to death

Posted by MordeaniisChaos

o.o I had something to say but this beat the intelligence from my brain =(

Posted by TheHBK

Ok thats enough!  I have fucking had it.  I fucking dont believe you any more Ryan.  There is no fucking way in hell, that anyone would ever give Uwe Boll this many movies to direct.  As a matter of fact, no one can ever fucking call him a director.  This is a lie.  This is not true.  He could not have gotten that many jobs.
Posted by Aeterna

Damn, got schooled by Ryan. :( 
 
I think I'd say it like newfound--land. more split up like that. Not that I've ever uttered that name in my life.

Edited by Wiseblood
Here's an article written by someone who worked on a first draft of the script for this movie.   Apparently he wanted to stick to the Lovecraftian style of the original games but Boll felt it didn't have enough gun battles and car chases.
Posted by FlamingHobo
@Damien said:
" Tara Reid is still alive? "
She might be, at least she was... the last time I checked my basement.
 
I love me some TANG!
Posted by MetalGearSunny

Yeah, awkward duels outta put you in the mood!

Posted by RipTheVeins

..asshole

Posted by mrbasehart

I wonder which Ryan would like to experience again the least: The Alone in the Dark movie, or the most recent Alone in the Dark video game? :)

Posted by SuperSambo

Tang is back! Hell yes.

Posted by Spiritof
Stephen Dorff is an actor GODAMMIT!
Posted by Kohe321

Great TANG!

Posted by Ecinsiefil

You should definitely do Far Cry next.

Posted by Postromo

WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE STILL PAY UWE BOLL TO MAKE MOVIES?  WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE THAT MAN MONEY?

Posted by Phenwah

Wasn't that the same cavern from Postal? :(

Posted by AltDimension

Great review!

Posted by CoverlessTech

I love it when people try to correct other people's pronunciation and pronounce the word wrong themselves.
 
Like others have said it's more like noufunLAND. Land is where the emphases lies, I really don't care how you pronounce the newfound part but land is always land, never lend(as Ryan said) 
 
Newfoundland
Newfinland
Noufunland
 
Is all good in my book. I actually prefer the way Tara Reid pronounce it to the way Ryan did. It's Land, not Lend. I say Noufunland.
 
Yes, I'm from Newfoundland.

Posted by Sanj

As far as it concerns me, these movies were made specifically for TANG.

Posted by Sh0velMan

I prefer "some place in canada" 
 
:P 
 
This movie was so bad, that we got up and left about 45 minutes in to it...and I sat all the way through Doom! 

Posted by risseless

Welcome back, TANG! Oh how you were missed!
 
"Low wattage star power" -- hilarious!

Posted by MagicKiwi

Uhhghh who pronounces Newfoundland like that? Do Americans say that? I guess it probably doesn't come up often.

Posted by PS3RG

I'm from NEW-FOUND-LAND!!!!!!! lol this is awesome. Great TANG as usual!

Posted by basshero

Yes!! Oh TANG its been too long

Posted by DavidSnakes

That sex scene is seriously the funniest thing I've seen all week.

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