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Posted by netfluffyG

I'm pumped for this, but that should goes without saying.

Edited by PhatSeeJay

Yay! Bloodrayne! Never knew I'd say that... XD
 I forgot how insanely baaad this movie really was

Posted by Death_Burnout

Wow..an early TANG...at last!

Posted by n8

ryans awesomeness does not cease to... cease

Posted by Death_Burnout

Wow that was a good one...holy shit.

Posted by Mouth

What awfulness. Maybe Ryan should do House of the Dead.

Posted by zyn

It's here! TANG!

Posted by Conker

haha Luchadeer.

See the sequel for this movie next TANG Ryan!

Posted by Vinchenzo

I saw a boob for half a second in this TANG. Awesome! :D

Posted by iAmJohn

I own both Bloodraynes, just like I own Postal on Bluray.  Those movies are awesomely horrid.

Posted by Hilbert

What's wrong with billy zane?
Posted by Satune

Woot its up!

Posted by ArbitraryWater

Wow. This movie looks bad, and not just in the way that all those other movies were bad.

Posted by CowMuffins


Edited by Tovan

Luchadeer noooooo
Edit: Dang you

Posted by Sarumarine

So what you're saying Ryan, is that it's so bad it's an artform? Where's that on TV Tropes? Sounds like you should make it happen. Heh.

Posted by LOSERSTRIKER1001

How. Could. You.  Poor Luchadeer.

Posted by lacke

Hehe.. oh Ryan.. I expect you to say "Make no mistake [insert Uwe Boll film] is by any reasonable metrics the worst of the Uwe Boll movies I've watched for TANG so far" for the rest of the Uwe Boll movies. Looking forward to TANGs of Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. Maybe even BloodRayne 2 and Far Cry?

Posted by Jambones

The guys chopping the dude on the floor <3 They were working hard for every cent they got paid.

Posted by MatthewMeadows


Posted by TheMustacheHero

They cut up Luchadeer! :O

Posted by Gnome

Who the hell is funding these atrocities?

Posted by stinky

i couldn't make it through this movie.

Posted by MasterChief360

Good job, Ryan.

Posted by Vamino

BloodRayne 2's waaaay worse. Have fun with that one Ryan. You need to get to House of the Dead, it has it's moments.. As long as you aren't sober.

Edited by risseless

I loves me some TANG! But Ben Kingsley? Seriously? How on earth does Uwe Boll keep getting these well known actors for the steaming piles he makes? 
Is this the first TANG with nudity?

Posted by DerekDanahy

Good stuff!

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Posted by killdave

Just like postal, I actually enjoyed this film too. Something about being so bad makes it so good!

Posted by ratzombie

Aha! Is this our chance?

Posted by empire_man

So early? Awesome!

Posted by Slayeric

I love how that one guy hacking away at the bloody mess with lucha deer's head on it is just not into being on the set of that film. He's swinging at it like little kid that's unietersted in their tee ball game.

Posted by SwaBxTHExDeck

Lol ryan flipped us off durning the vid when talking about two things missing in dialect
Posted by drbreen

That movie was absolutely terrible.  Why did  Ben Kingsley sign up for that?  Did he lose a bet or something?

Posted by AlKusanagi

"Aha, is this Uwe Boll's worst movie?"
Chie references make me giddy.

Posted by Asembo
@SwaBxTHExDeck said:
" Lol ryan flipped us off durning the vid when talking about two things missing in dialect "
Posted by GeekDown

I have never seen a Uwe Boll movie and after seeing the TANGs about them, I never will.

Posted by wolf_blitzer85

now i almost want to see this just to experience the mess that this movie is...and laugh at every moment

Posted by Dany

I saw what you did their ryan!

Posted by DavidSnakes

Middle finger

Posted by crusificton

Isn't it time to do House of the Dead!

Posted by H1VOLTAGE

back in the day we would have taken someone like Uwe Boll out back and put him down, we would have done whats best for the world...

Edited by atomic_dumpling
@Gnome said:

" Who the hell is funding these atrocities? "

Technically, I am. It's german tax money. And that fucker just burns it! Sorry for that, but I can assure you - no one here likes this guy. He's cheating the system.
Posted by MetalGearSunny

Poor Luchadeer....

Posted by IchiroYagiza

Where does Uwe Boll gets the money to do his shit movies?

By the way, how many gallons of blood did they use in the movie? o_O 

Posted by Kohe321

Awesome TANG! They keep getting better and better!

Posted by DJ_Lae

I actually enjoyed it more than most of Uwe Boll's other movies because it's so hilariously bad. It's less boring than his others and even if what's on screen isn't good, it's unintentionally funny. There are so many bits of awkward dialogue and random continuity, and the final 'battle' is worse than generic sci-fi channel stuff.

Edited by PLWolf

I'm quite proud of the fact that I have not seen a single one of his movies. The guy is an idiot.

Posted by Aarny91

Aw man. That looks terrible.