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Posted by TheMustacheHero

Can't get enough TANG!

Edited by skippyscissors

Here comes the good stuff. Don't die Ryan, there are more crazy, flashy, montages coming your way.

Posted by Fubar


Posted by KillaMaStA

Yes. Atleast I get  TANG if I dont get Persona

Posted by McQuinn

The horrors continue!

Posted by MassiveDuck

YES!   More Uwe Boll.  I don't really think i'm going out on much of a limb to say he is the greatest director of our generation.

Posted by marlow83

Alright, here we go

Posted by mustachioeugene

when it comes to poorly light films, Uwe Boll is the master!

Posted by Satune

Uwe Boll bringing the horrid through the net!

Posted by Poki3


Posted by CitizenKane

I have never heard of this House the Dead movie before.  Is it some sort of prequel to House of the Dead?  :P

Posted by Raxe1

Good GAWD what happened to Vinny?!

Posted by Eirikr

House of the Dead is bad, but it's the kind of bad that's hilarious. Because of that, it's probably Boll's most watchable film.

Posted by Bubahula

Vinny! vinny?
Posted by Fubar
Edited by atomic_dumpling

Poor Jürgen Prochnow :-( Along with Armin Müller-Stahl one of our best actors, but both picked some atrocious, thankless roles later in their career, quite like Jeremy Irons.

Posted by FrEeZe

is that montage honestly in the movie? I thought it was something vinny cooked up in a few minutes to make the movie look more stupid than it acutally is.

Edited by nick69

woohoo uwe boll!

Posted by SinGulaR

Maybe Boll's movies were better if he had better actors in them... but on second thought... NAAAH!!!
Posted by Aaox

You have to wonder if Boll even knows if his movies are terrible or not.

Posted by Godlyawesomeguy

I saw this movie about 2 or 3 years ago and like any sane person I thought it was complete shit, but im surprised Ryan didnt make fun of how much random nudity there is in the movie.
Posted by Undeadpool

SEVEN MINUTES?! Ryan, you spoil us

Posted by spiceninja

I remember wanting to see this when I was a kid. Man I was stupid.

Posted by Sabin

To my eternal shame, I saw that movie in the theatre with my then girlfriend.  It was her decision to see it, I wanted to see Kill Bill.  Needless to say, I am no longer with that girl, lol

Posted by Lies


Posted by safelybeds

The "Ryan!" at the end made me spit my Red Bull onto the keyboard.

Posted by hawkeye
@CitizenKane said:
"I have never heard of this House the Dead movie before.  Is it some sort of prequel to House of the Dead?  :P "

I was wondering that as well.
Posted by King9999

Man, the Matrix moments are hilarious.

Posted by Hamst3r

This is a load of BOLL SHIT.

Posted by JoelTGM

that was HORRIBLE.  WOW.  Why does that guy direct so much trash?  Why hasn't someone locked him up yet?

Posted by FLStyle

Vinny! VINNY!

Edited by Death_Burnout

huzzah! this could be the best worst TANG...i know this movie is dog shit.
Well that was damn close. Killer ending again.

Posted by MachoFantastico

How does Uwe Boll get the money to make these movies in the first place? 
(I seem to say that every week) 
Poor Ryan... and where's Vinny?

Posted by MikeydCT


Posted by natetodamax

That is some of the worst acting I've ever seen. Troll 2 has better acting.

Posted by heartlessomen

awesome TANG. 
Great work guys!

Posted by crusader8463

WOOT! 23rd post!
Loved the vinny thing at the end ^_^ There cant be many game movies left is there? Maybe they need to expand to other movies. Like all those shitty sci-fi channel movies to continue this poor mans suffering.

Posted by Armada

Interesting how a clearly Pacific Northwest island gets the Spanish name of "Isla de Muertes." :p

Posted by leeto


Posted by Retrogimp

Dear God this film looks horrible!

Posted by Undeadpool
There's a loophole in German law that basically says if you make a movie above a certain amount, and it flops, the government will pay for whatever investments the movie didn't make. Thanks to Uwe, it's now being closed.
Posted by JukeboxJoe

Vinny? Vinny? Vinny? VINNY?!......... RYAN!
Posted by BabaORiely

I literally became nauseous watching the clips from that movie.

Posted by NinjaHunter

McGyvers come in!

Posted by ahoodedfigure

Awesome ending :)

Posted by CitizenKane

Wow, that looked about as bad as Bloodrayne.

Posted by Sarumarine

It's like a rave . . . with zombies. Wait. That was another movie. It's like a montage . . . wit zombies. No. That's another movie too. 
I guess this just sucks. Good thing TANG is here to make it almost bearable. Awesome job Ryan.    

Posted by sdauz


Posted by ElectricHaggis

One of these days Boll will actually try with one of his movies, and it will be an aboslute masterpiece.