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Posted by Drakeon

Wow, this was posted late.

Also, I look forward to this TANG

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Posted by Seedofpower

Man, 3 Am Gb. A little late but ill still take it.

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Edited by CashBailey

Yipes. Just... yipes.

Still, it's better than BLOODRAYNE.

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Edited by NintenDood

YAY! TANG ftw :D

I'M THE KING! AHAHAHAH!

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Posted by nginsmall

YES! A new TANG, thank god I can't live without my TANG.

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Posted by AlexMarra

You gave Luchadeer a voice!

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Posted by SuperWristBands

Ray Romano-Luchadeer was great and I'll be honest it took a second for me to realize it was added to the movie. I assumed it was a painfully obvious CG deer-man-thing.

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Posted by CashBailey

As for Ron Perlman's involvement... I heard his response to this inquiry was something along the lines of "My wife likes shoes..."

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Posted by Absurd

I'm the king awawawah

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Posted by Double0hFor

o how the mighty have fallen :(

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Edited by Zell
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Posted by Rlan

euahahaha

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Posted by Aeterna

Luchadeer-knight wins.

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Posted by vinny
@AlexMarra said:
" You gave Luchadeer a voice! "
For the record, we had to ADR all Luchadeer's parts in post. We don't give him any lines to avoid having to pay his SAG fees.
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Edited by Undeadpool

I didn't hate this movie...I mean I hated it, but it was probably the best Boll movie.

Also: That guy who looks like Matt Hardy in the bridge crossing scene is in every single Uwe Boll movie...not sure what that means, but it's worth pointing out.

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Edited by WholeFunShow

I'm actually pretty impressed with what I've seen here, reminds me of Willows weird badnissity, & certainly surprised at the star power versus my not having heard of it before.

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Posted by Ghostiet

Why, Claire? WHY?! Why a woman I'm in love with since the very day I was born starred in SUCH A PIECE OF DUNG? Ok, Police Academy: Mission to Moscow and The Medallion were already A BIT too much, but fucking UWE BOLL?!

And Ron Perlman?!

God, what the heck this guy uses to convince actors to play in his shit? He tells them he won't make anymore movies if they star in "the last" of them?

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Edited by MilkmanDan

I really would like to see a TANG of Bloodrayne.  As long as getting through another Boll movie isn't too  hard on Ryan, poor guy, LOL!

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Posted by Systech
@Vinny said:
" @AlexMarra said:
" You gave Luchadeer a voice! "
For the record, we had to ADR all Luchadeer's parts in post. We don't give him any lines to avoid having to pay his SAG fees. "
And, oh my, SAG fees are messed up.
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Posted by Teptom

I knew I stayed up till 3 for a reason and that reason was TANG!

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Posted by Standing_Gopher

What a fucking horrible misuse of acting talent.

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Posted by RedRoach

Ryan is either sick, or still hung over from the giant bomb anniversary. BTW, been here since how to build a bomb episode 1, would just like to say congratz guys, you turned a small blog, into the largest gaming wiki on the planet..... or at least i think so.

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Posted by JoelTGM

how many bad video game movies are there!!!  man that movie looks pathetic

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Posted by phrosnite

Yeah, the movie wasn't good.
Lord of the Ring movies are so boring that I couldn't watch more than 40min of each movie. I don't know why people rated those boring movies so high.

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Edited by CashBailey

Boll admitted that when he is casting a movie he checks the trades and looks for 'name' actors who have had a movie get cancelled. Then he swoops in with a low price and picks them up for cheap, whether they suit the role or not.

I'm not making that up. He said it himself.

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Posted by NinjaHunter

Does Ryan purposely wear the same outfit for all TANG videos? 

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Edited by Death_Burnout

Finally!

I find this movie entirely offensive...especially since John Rhys-Davies is in it...who was in Lord of the Rings, so it just totally feels outta place and bad considering now i know this film likes to completely rip it off.

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Edited by Kajaah117
@phrosnite said:
" Yeah, the movie wasn't good. Lord of the Ring movies are so boring that I couldn't watch more than 40min of each movie. I don't know why people rated those boring movies so high. "
...because there's more to movies than excitement. Watch the whole thing, there's no way you'll be disappointed.

And if it is the excitement that you need, Two Towers and Return of the King have the BIGGEST battle scenes in film. The choreography is top notch,the cinematography is beautiful, never overly-shaky like most post-Bourne movies, the effects are near perfect, and the scope is just plain epic.
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Posted by CraigAA1028

I have to wonder if everyone showed up to shoot that crappy script and said "Oh crap we forgot to give Jason's character a name. Uhhhhh.... oh he's a farmer right? Go with that."


Ray stabs babies in the night and is the only one who can kill Chuck Norris
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Posted by Kou_Leifoh

*Sigh* Now that was some goood TANG. =)

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Posted by Beechbone

On of the most funny episodes of TANG :D I totally loled at luchadeer :D

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Posted by chewii101

lolololololololol.

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Posted by DerekDanahy

Finally more tang.

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Edited by Dethfish

Man, that ending with luchadeer had me laughing hard.

I'm the king!
I'm the king!
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Posted by dagas

I like Jason Statham as an action actor, but I rather watch The One or Crank again than this.

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Posted by NAMMY

Jesus, not flying books! And sorry, but is that a Pee Wee Herman impression at the end?

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Posted by MassiveRiot

Luchadeer was fantastic!!!!

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Posted by lacke
@Jason_Bourne: I love this site and the GB crew. But honestly, the original wikipedia still beats GB when it comes to info about games, well at least in general.
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Posted by Yzzerdd

Tommy V NOOOOOOOOOO

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Posted by NickM

Luchaking

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Posted by Terjay

NEVER

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Posted by FizzleNizzleBear

LUCHADEER IS AWESOME!

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Posted by chapman12

LOL

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Posted by AllanIceman

Needs more TANG

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Posted by Mouth

The Luchadeer has spoken! This movie sucked.

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Posted by Brendan
@CashBailey said:
"Boll admitted that when he is casting a movie he checks the trades and looks for 'name' actors who have had a movie get cancelled. Then he swoops in with a low price and picks them up for cheap, whether they suit the role or not.I'm not making that up. He said it himself."

Actually Uve Boll is a genius at the business side of making movies, and he has so many tricks up his sleeve he makes movies for next to nothing.  God knows why he decides to direct though.
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Posted by MatthewMeadows

Haha loved the end. This movie looks better than Postal.

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Posted by Hairydutchman

In pains me to see Ray Liotta in this. The star of one of the best movies ever made reduced to this...

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Posted by JackCharlatan

Ray Liotta never over acts. Ray Liotta never acts. Ray Liotta EXISTS.

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Posted by 2Thumbs

AHHAHHHHHAHHHHAHHHH