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Posted by LonelySpacePanda

YES! It's here!  My TANG sweet TANG!!!

Posted by SoulEdgeSlayer

Great!  It went up right before I went to bed.  Can't wait to watch!

Posted by KEITH1437

I love TANG.

Posted by SpecialBuddy

Major Payne would have been the clear better choice.

Posted by Cazamalos


Posted by HT101
SpecialBuddy said:
Major Payne would have been the clear better choice.
I totally agree with you.
Posted by SleepyDoughnut

halyz yeah

Posted by lilburtonboy7489

i wonder who would have made a good max payne...

Posted by LonelySpacePanda
lilburtonboy7489 said:
i wonder who would have made a good max payne...
George Bush
Posted by Spiritof

"Max Payne vs Hitman"

Now there's a movie worth making!

Posted by aegisfaang

They didnt mention the worst part of the film, the Bad guys name is B.B.  

Huh? what?
Wow that movie was terrible.
Posted by dprabon

hehehhhh!!! great review!

although i thought Amaury Nolasco was another awful cast
Posted by MassiveRiot

Did I see something from Hitman at the end?

Posted by MassiveRiot

Did I see something from Hitman at the end?

Posted by Godlyawesomeguy

I actually really liked this movie.

Posted by Gnubberen
lilburtonboy7489 said:
i wonder who would have made a good max payne...
Jane Thomas Imo
Posted by DoktorFaustus


Posted by Sargus

I actually kinda liked Max Payne. That and Silent Hill may be my two favorite video game movies (lots of tough competition there, I know).

Posted by John1912

Yea the movie sucked so bad I was board just watching the review :-/

Posted by sdauz

i saw it and thought it was ok, not great

Posted by HydraHam

i was into this till you compared the action to a john woo film...

Posted by Batdude247

Lol. Ryan never ceases to make me laugh. I love this guy...

Posted by francesthemule

enough of this shit!

Posted by troyx

love the ending

Posted by bozosc

marky mark is great in shooter

Posted by AhmadMetallic

omg i agree 2500% i hated ALL those points you mentioned! that movie AINT what a max payne movie should be like!

Posted by UsbCable

Great TANG! I liked it, it could have been WAY worst.

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Posted by tekmojo

I fell asleep during the movie and never finished watching it

Posted by chilipeppersman

lol. this movie TANKED

Posted by AV_Gamer

The Max Payne movie would've been good, if it was just a movie. But as a video game based movie, it sucks.

Posted by ahriman22
@Styl3s: It is a John Woo movie. I think John Who is the dude who put the quicktime acrobatics in the game.
Posted by Seedofpower

Man, that's a shame. How many more movies does ryan have left to cover?

Posted by Wright

oh god, ryan's face provides so much entertainment.

Posted by Aska

Awesome TANG.
Posted by cityofdis0

Mona Sax was hot, and I loved her big ol' sniper rifle.

Posted by UnreliableNarrator


Posted by sfighter21

I was terribly disappointed by this film!!!  Whatever, Bring on Payne 3!

Posted by Kraznor

I agree with all the criticisms but I completely hated it, so a little less indifference I guess.

Posted by Renegade

I loved how Vinny threw a Hitman clip in there SEAMLESSLY. Very glad I didn't see this.

Posted by freezefan

Nice stare, my friend.

Posted by AKiSeY

Great review, as usual!
I realy like the way you review those movies Ryan. Very funny, yet very informative. Giantbomb is just great in every aspect!

Edited by ahoodedfigure

I think it's pretty hard for old Wahlberg to play off of basically nobody but the camera for most of the film.  It's a pretty solitary role.

Some of the ideas look neat but it sounds like the execution was too bland.

Never been a fan of Kunis' acting, either... :/

Posted by Radar
Posted by PercyChuggs

Anything with Marlo Stanfield in it is required by the FDA to kick at least 95% of your ass.

I have no idea what I just typed.

The Wire was awesome. They should make a movie about that.

I'm going to bed now.

Posted by Asurastrike


Posted by Ineedaname

Rumors are Ryan Davis is Max Payne in the sequel, least he should be.

Posted by DJ_Lae

I still think Michael T. Weiss (The Pretender) would have made an awesome Max Payne. Then again, the story would still have been butchered.

Posted by gzl5000

Very accurate review.

Posted by Terjay

That shotgun scene is hilarious. The baddie has a megasupercool SMG with a scope and he's hitting the valkyr vials about 5 meters away from Max. What the hell.

Posted by moush

Did Mark talk to any trees in this movie?