If you're into being constantly on the verge of death for the sake of insane damage and health bonuses, Krieg's gonna be your huckleberry.
Patrick and Drew have arctic flashbacks as they run through the footage that didn't fit anywhere else.
Patrick and Brad inhabit the depths of Moscow once again, this time with freakin' SPIDERS.
This week, we're going International.
Am I the only one who kind of wishes this game was just about pirates doing piratey stuff, completely divorced from the AC lineage?
Of course, it's only coming as a digital release. Do you object? Or are you just glad it's coming out at all?
I'm not really sure we're applying the term "rock legend" correctly here.
Well, 2K declassifies SOME of it, anyway.
May rages on, but we're still excited to sit back, relax, and just enjoy some dang video games.
Heck, I've got no problem with some good, fun, free games! Also, related, Doritos have some ok flavors.
Ryan and Drew go back TEN YEARS to the point in the franchise when things really... revved up.
I still kind of can't believe this expansion exists, but I am absolutely not complaining.
Patrick gets scared stiff! Well, maybe not scared...and more like frozen...he definitely stopped moving.
Things heat up as the gang open Zandronum and fan the pixelated flames of nostalgia.
The same one we saw in Boston! Narrated by the same guy! It's just like you're there!
More first-person tower defensing! In spaaaaaaaaace!
Alex shoots brains in the face, and questions the thematic consistency of this classic Konami shooter.
If I'm honest, I'm maybe more excited for that Killing Joke Joker outfit. Does that make me a bad person?
Brad controls the fate of the universe with his iPad. Now if only his fingers weren't so big...
What's this? Where am I? Who am I? Who are YOU? Ryan and Patrick answer none of these questions.
It also seems thematically appropriate, if nothing else.
Zach and Tarn Adams spent 11 years in obscurity working on one game. Now it's in the MOMA.
Not a single one of those mechs has Hitler's head attached to it. I don't know how to feel about that.
Here's a little history lesson on this absurd caricature of grizzled badassery.
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