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Edited by Crono

Ohh wow, that movie does look awful.  Very glad that I will never see it other than in this episode of TANG.  Great job tearing it apart Ryan, although I doubt it was very hard.

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Posted by almeida

awesome

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Posted by NickM

YAY!

Posted by ljgpliskin92

oh geez

Posted by buzz_killington

Of course, everyone does.

Posted by TheLawnWrangler

sigh...... why did I chuckle as much as I did during this movie?! WHY?!?!?!

the intro to the movie was kinda fu*shot*
Posted by Jeffsekai

awsome!!!

Posted by Teptom

Yay, now he's getting into the really good stuff and by good I mean fuckin terrible.

Posted by foeaminute

I actually thought Postal was shockingly un-horrible.  Laughed at a few bits, even.

Posted by Slurpelve

thank god i didnt see this movie!

Posted by Ben_H

This movie sounds GREAT!

Posted by Llama

this is the first time i don't agree... imo it's hilarious

Posted by HatKing

Oh man...this looks....there actually is no word bad enough to describe how FUCKING AWFUL this movie looks.

Posted by evanbrau

lol this film looks terrible.

Posted by erinfizz

Thanks Ryan. Now I know to never let my love of Dave Foley persuade me to view this film.

Posted by Bennyishere

I don't mind watching junk.

Edited by ShadzKing

I love this movie xD probably Uwe Boll's only good movie :] but still freakin hilarious

Posted by Osaladin

I feel sorry for you Ryan, and when I think of all the other shit Uwe Boll has lined up for you, I wouldn't blame you if jumping out the window started to look appealing.

Posted by nick69

wow that movie is shit, lol

Edited by HeavyMental

wow first Uwe Boll ...
hope there won't be too many, too fast

Posted by borgmaster

NO! not J.K. Simmons! anyone but him!...

Posted by Osphere

Oh Dear.

Posted by Daniel_Newton

I hope you didn't have to actually buy this to review it, hopefully you just found a copy in the street or something.

Posted by WulfBane

I saw it when they had a free preview screening here in Tucson, AZ (home of Running With Scissors) w/ both the Running With Scissors guys and Uwe Boll showing up.  I have no idea WHY, but there was an astonishingly large number of times where there was a good portion of the audience laughing and I was just left sitting there.

Hell, before the movie when everybody was waiting around in the lobby, I managed to talk a bit with Uwe.  I will agree with his statement that they don't make any of the classic comedies like Airplane & Blazing Saddles anymore, but he does NOT deserve the right to try to say he can be up there with them.

I will say that one of the lost jokes I actually smiled at was the "German Town" amusement park sign was shown to simply be a "Polish Land" sign painted over (or whatever), but it didn't register with the freeloaders and really all it got was a "hey, thats kind of clever" smile out of me.

Posted by John

this is one fucked up movie alright, they would have to pay me to watch it.

Posted by Deusoma

Oh man, I wonder which awful scene from this one will be gracing the next I Love Mondays video. :D

Posted by Turtlefuzz

This movie looks so terrible but so entertaining.

Posted by TwoOneFive

oh shit. i hope its uwe boll movies from here on 

Posted by lamiafusion

"Don't you dare put me in that movie!"

Posted by AllanIceman

Needs more TANG.

Posted by buzz_clik

Rad. Thanks for taking the bullet on this one, Ryan. Can't wait for Alone in the Dark, either. I bought that film in a bargain bin for $5, and to this day I still wrestle with myself over whether it was a bad investment or the best value for money ever. So much hilariously appalling stuff going on it blows one's mind.

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Posted by Bartman3010

I like how the movie wants to be so over the top with such low brow humor and a lot of the people (Such as myself) dont really care. There IS such a thing as trying too hard after all.

Posted by Absurd

This looks really really really really really really really really really really really really really really awful.

Posted by Wildfire570

Wow I actually didn't laugh at a single bit of those "Jokes" that that movie made.

Posted by PercyChuggs

I don't know what is stupider, this movie, or the people who will rent this movie to laugh at just how bad it is. God I hate those people.

Posted by Moridin

Oh no, Postal is available for instant streaming on Netflix... Now I HAVE to watch it, since it's instant, and free.

Posted by Zinc

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

Posted by Vonocourt

Oh Scut Farkus, how you have fallen.

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Posted by wrecks

i prefer less wang in my tang

Posted by Milpool

Possibly unpopular comment but I'd like to see more of the crappy movies and less of Ryan talking.
Is TANG supposed to be a review? Because I can go to IMDB for that.

Posted by Seraphim84

Here comes Bloodrayne I hope I hope

Posted by MattBodega

That was an amazing TANG. You can sense both Ryan's and Vinny's UTTER CONTEMPT of this Bullshit.
Which is pretty impressive, since Vinny contempt is only visible through the editing.

Posted by AllenGeralt

And ppl liked this?

Fucking nuke them

Posted by CL60

Haha

Posted by JackiJinx
@erinfizz: Amen, sister. Now if only the likes of Rex Harrison were in there...
Posted by Vafthrutnir

A movie like that makes me feel sad for the actors in it. At least they got paid...

Posted by Spiritof

The only good thing about this movie is the 'Custer's Revenge' pixel.

Until I realized that Vinny had to insert that bit in himself.

Which made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

Posted by Landmine
@Milpool said:
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Possibly unpopular comment but I'd like to see more of the crappy movies and less of Ryan talking.
Is TANG supposed to be a review? Because I can go to IMDB for that.

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Yes it's a review. Go to IMDB.

Horrible movie. I got some free tickets from a friend of mine.

We are no longer friends.
Posted by Delsaber

Dave Foley? Oh, man... it actually stings to see him in this. He can't possibly be hurting for a paycheck this badly, can he? No way... :(

Edited by CashBailey

You do realise that this is still the very best movie Uwe Boll has ever made, right?

God, just wait till Ryan gets to BLOODRAYNE. Yipes...

And the 'Custer's Revenge' cover-up was pure genius.