211 Comments
Posted by TripMasterMunky

I like how the movie poster has "This Ain't No Game." on it.

Posted by Teaspoon83

My tiny child brain thought, regardless, this was an awesome movie because it was freaking Mario Bros.  Although I do remember wishing it looked a bit more like World 1-1 rather than futuristic cars and wierdos.  Sigh.... atleast it was original?

Posted by Banjo_ace

ahhhh refreshing Tang

Posted by Crono

T.A.N.G. and the meaning associated with each of its letters has never been so accurate as with this movie.  I am doubtful that this crushing disappointment of a movie can be topped, but I await to be proven wrong.

Posted by Fubar

I remember not believing this was the mario bros. movies when I saw on tv by accident ...

Posted by DFILL450

The girl at :59 looks like the girl that fell asleep and got all those star tattoos on her face

Edited by jokingknight22

Wow...I remember loving this movie, but I was also scared of the goombas when they were on screen...I guess that is just growing up!

Posted by Schneckiroth

I wanna see my boi Pete Jackson do some epic Super Mario Bros. movie.

Just a dead serious movie not meant to be a comedy, but to fans of the series would be

~J~

Posted by Neorub

I remember this movie coming out the day of my birthday when I was little and I buged my mother for a whole month prior to take me. The day of the release she tells me there is no way we can go because there were riots going on, we were watching the news at the time and I believed her because there were pictures of cars on fire. Only later did I realize that she lied to me so she can stay as far away as humanly possible of a movie theater to skip out on this craptacular masterpiece,

Edited by Kohe321

Awesome TANG! This movie looks really bad

Posted by HaroldBurnett

I am sorry to say ,but you are wrong sir about Pump Up The Volume.The movie is amazing .

Posted by El33tPanda

OMG, it's so hiddeous

Posted by spongy185

this movie blows goats

Posted by Ignor

Seems like a fun movie

Posted by Daniel_BMS

The Super Mario Brothers movie should have been like The Wizard Of Oz, Alice In Wonderland, Yellow Submarine, or hell if the movie were like The Pagemaster it would have been alright.

Posted by chilipeppersman

shit it wont load all of this. too bad i wanted to watch it :(

Posted by Dan_CiTi

As much as I love this movie, it is terribad.

Posted by WiqidBritt

I can't watch more than 22 seconds of this video

Posted by MachoFantastico

This scared me as a kid... scared me in a BIG way!

Posted by Jon_Rivera

Byb the by, Lance Henrickson is also in the movie. He plays as the true king of the mushroom kingdom...

Posted by MAN_FLANNEL

i actually remember liking this movie

Posted by spilledmilkfactory

i remember watching this when i was around 4 years old and thinking "wtf???" absolutely horrible.

Posted by mariomaster12

due the wizard next!

Posted by bricewgilbert

I will say that the look of the film. with it's 80's Robocop, Blade Runner future is kind of cool. There I said it.

Posted by destruktive

About time you did this one :D
Can't wait to get home and watch this.

Posted by Koolaids_Back

Oh man this movie was horrible.

But I loved it anyway...
Posted by Damolition

Oh man. I completely forgot about the bo-bom scene.

Posted by SonicFire

I remember seeing this a a kid...and even then going "wtf"

Posted by Mezmero

Yeah that whole movie was.....regrettable.  But I think I can only come up with one question for all the clips shown: why the fuck does that cop/judge guy have a woman rubbing his back with her heel?  Dude must be a major pimp in that movie.

Posted by TissueShoe

Agreed.

Posted by Bouke

That is one BAD movie!

Posted by ahoodedfigure

I never realized this is where the TANG title actually comes from :)  I guess it was inevitable that Ryan would get around to this.

Posted by PenguinDust

Ugh! I completely forgot about the dance sequences in this movie.  Thanks Ryan for bringing that nightmare up from my memories.   There is so much in this movie that goes wrong...gee, it's been years since I saw "Pump Up the Volume."  I guess I'll have to satisfy my Christain Slater itch by watching "Kuffs" on USA some night.

Posted by Tigerruby

XD What's wrong with those Goombas? 

Posted by Psykhophear

Way to go Ryan Davis. This movie sucks the big time. Nuff said.

Posted by Nasar7

Usually I get some kind of enjoyment from watching the scenes from the movies Ryan picks out for us to watch, but I didn't enjoy this one at all. This movie is just that bad.

Posted by luniac

Its a great movie if you dont tie it to the game. ... ..... ..... imo

Posted by sublime90

worst movie ever made

Posted by vex

I love this movie!

Posted by lamegame621

We have SOOO many copies of this at the store where I work. They're all like $5 too.

Edited by Th3_James

when i saw this movie was like REALLY???? i was soo young too, i shouldn't have had to be subjected to rape at such a young age :P

i wish i had a shroom kingdom :D i wouldn't sell any i would just have em evry once in awhile with friends. A bitch to get em where i live

Posted by Brockly46

didn't realize that gun ever looked lie a super scope till you pointed it out

Posted by Bartman3010

I'm still trying to picture Daisy with the Princess Daisy they use in the games today.

Posted by Psykhophear

I remember watching this the first time years ago and I didn't understand shit. The movie was so filthy and weird that it didn't feel like it's intended for kids. Even Bob Hoskins and Shigeru Miyamoto admitted that the movie sucks. End of story.

Posted by Finis

OMFG! this actually exists
Posted by Nintendude
@Finis said:
" OMFG! this actually exists "
I really wish it wouldn't but there it is and always will be...
Posted by Sinkwater

lol

Posted by Kraznor

Destructoid did a great riff-track style commentary on their last podcast. Best takeaways, the movie could have conceivably turned out much the same way if it were directed by a high Terry Gilliam and the ending of the "Dinosaurs" sitcom is one of the saddest things you'll ever see.   
 
Strangely, watching it while listening to that made the movie surprisingly bearable. If it weren't related to something we all know and love, it may have just been a silly kids adventure movie.

Posted by Roger778

All I have to say about this movie is this: 
 
John Leguizamo looks nothing like Luigi! I mean, he doesn't have a freaking mustache. 
 
Definitely one of the dumbest movies ever made.
Posted by Forkstik

MONKEY!