This dude has maybe the worst case of daddy issues I've seen in a video game protagonist in quite some time.
We've got double the Dabney in this tale of intrigue and muuuuuuuuuuuurder.
Can the awesome power of the Death Blossom save this classic?
Ryan challenges the Bishop of Battle to see who is the true master of surveying.
Ryan continues his public service of making sure these giants of cinema don't slumber too long.
Can this battle of man versus machine still entertain after almost 30 years?
Ryan returns to the couch for a bit more TANG, with a twist!
We push forward and finish TANG with our sanity mostly intact.
Ryan ends his time with Uwe Boll...for now.
Hey! Someone put vampires in my Western...UWEEEEEE!
My opinion? Typing of the Dead would have been box office gold.
Ryan steels himself against the things that go bump in the night.
Wonder where all this Uwe Boll madness began? Wonder no more...
Aha, is this Uwe Boll's worst movie? Join us as we discover the answer.
Ryan suits up and enters the world of Wing Commander...never to return.
Ryan partners up with the... creatively cast actors of Uwe Boll's fantasy opus.
Oh boy.
Does anybody really need to see Dave Foley's junk? Really?
It's TANG's second Street Fighter movie, but are things getting any better?
Have the Resident Evil movies saved the best for last?
One of the most requested movies goes under the microscope.
Find out who flinches first when Ryan stares down Max Payne.
Ryan returns to Raccoon City for a little more undead drama.
Dead or Alive does what it does best: booty.