Tank! Tank! Tank! Has a Trailer! Trailer! Trailer!

All I could think about was how many gyrating dick pics there are going to be in this game.

I WANT THIS GAME! I WANT THIS GAME! I WANT THIS GAME!

If this is about 4 players being in tanks, why isn't it called Tank! Tank! Tank! Tank!

So is this a pack in mini-game? Surely it's not a full retail game.

Anyone else getting a bit of a Trenched vibe from this? At least from the first part?

This kind of looks terrible.

@RitzkriegRap said:

I applaud that video description. R.I.P. Jerry :'(

fuck man, jerry was the nicest dude :(

OH, SHI~

I applaud that video description. R.I.P. Jerry :'(

@Bumpton said:

@icytower38 said:

I was getting a Battle Tanx vibe from some of that, even it's over the top at the same time.

Hah, I was gonna say the same thing. I actually think this looks really fun.

Also, the most impressive next gen graphics ever.

Ah, dammit. I was hoping to be the first one to reference BattleTanx. Thems were the days...

@takua108 said:

I came expecting Cowboy Bebop opening theme and left disappointed.

Nice one.

@Slab64 said:

Only Alex would reference !!!, what a hipster.

This.

I played this in my local arcade in Japan a month or so ago and it was ummm yeah.

All my heroes are weirdos.

Man,there goes my idea for Tank!Tank!Tank! as an endless Cowboy Bebop setlist on Rock Band.Oh well...

I feel like this game has an amazing TNT in its future.

Comment! Comment! Comment! ...Yeah sorry guys that's all I got.

these new BF3 maps look AMAZING

Reminds me of BattleTanx on the N64, which is a good thing, because 4-player was awesome in it.

Is this what happens when Japanese people take speed?

I came expecting Cowboy Bebop opening theme and left disappointed.

@ck1nd said:

The picture thing makes this look half-way retarded, but I think the core game-play looks fun with a couple of friends.

I agree. The game actually looks good, except for the stupid portraits they're sticking above everyone.

It seems like there's some kind of half-year window after a console's launch in which a tank game is strangely profitable. Because there always is one. It's like a system benchmark - can represent tanks.

Not enough tank

Only Alex would reference !!!, what a hipster.

The picture thing makes this look half-way retarded, but I think the core game-play looks fun with a couple of friends.

Tanks Are Coming Back

this alone makes me want a wii u

WiiU? Looks like a launch DS game

I totally thought this was some kind of game from PSURG

Please let their be an option to remove or reduce the size of those face portraits. They just clutter the screen.

I've played this in arcades before. Its really fun. I would have bought it too, but its on the WiiU, so that's out of the question.

@MrMazz said:

This looks like it requires a Quick look immediately

I agree. I do not think this trailer fully communicates the depth and complexity of TANK TANK TANK! I feel that we may have another Dishonored or Pappa and YO but a QL is urgently needed..and no QL EX dammit, I want the guys to strap it on and be on their bare assed own in exploring the nuances and subtleties. No more devs showing up in those damned gimp suits, tired of that!

Wii U Killer app for me. Take my money!

I feel that this game trivialises the work our boys are doing in the gulf or Iraq or... Russia or wherever tanks are shootin at stuff.

This looks like it requires a Quick look immediately

This reminded me that someone should make another BattleTanx game.

Yup, this is definitely a video game.

This just brings back fond memories of Battle Tanx. I bet that game doesn't hold up well ... sigh.

Well i found one game I want for Wii U. Two or three more and I'll go buy it!

Not enough tanks 

Wow, I might get this just for the title.

@Grimdaddy said:

So far, the only game that makes me want that system in the slightest. A bit.

Same here. To be fair, though, it's not so much the console itself as the fact that I'm not really in the market for a new piece of hardware at the moment.

So far, the only game that makes me want that system in the slightest. A bit.

@buzz_killington: Well actually they show 4 tanks. So the title of the game is just plain wrong.

Anyway, this looks.....pretty dumb I guess? If it was a 10€ downloadable game I'd say it might be fun for a few nights but Retail? I think I'll pass

Needs more tank.

Did someone say "Tank!" ?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6zDfxZ4NcE

!!!

What? What? what was that?

Is this supposed to be on Wii-u it looks like a mobile phone game =/.