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Teach Me FIFA, Danny

Drew doesn't want to be the ugliest player while playing The Beautiful Game so he asks Danny for help.

Jul. 11 2014

Cast: Danny, Drew

Posted by: Jason

In This Episode:

FIFA 14

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@freesia said:

Danny, you suck at teaching. How can you not tell him how to switch players for 1/2 the video, and never bring up run, jockey w/ LT, or ai defend at all.

Agreed. this is a good intro, but LT is VERY important because it makes you dribble slowly and shield the ball from the defenders, which is very important for keeping the ball.

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Teach me [franchise], [resident franchise expert]!

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I'm not sure of any reason for me to watch this beside Danny O'Dwyer.

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Teach Me Dance, Vinny

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Danny O'Dwyer #1 New hire GB

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33:00 That wasn't the robot Danny, that was the Crouch.

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This was great, really enjoyed that, more vids like this would be awesome.

GOOOAAAL *dead fish*

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Oh my gosh. I learned things!

I wish this had come earlier into the World Cup. :)

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Only 48min to tell him how to sprint. Good stuff!

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Really great video. Always a treat with this duo.

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FIFA sucks, better make a PES vid :)

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What a season, what a - wait what?

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@julesodies: This, ditch America and join the rest of the world playing the Correct football game.

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Its about time this site did a feature for a non-American sport that doesn't reek of dismissive comments.

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Only 4min 40sec into the video and have now paused it to come here and give a big well done to Danny...

square = shoot, circle = long ball is the only way to play! :D

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I remember once in early high school (7-8 years ago) a friend brought his laptop to school with a soccer game installed, I don't know if it was fifa or Pro Evolution Soccer, or anything else, but we had a great time taking turns playing penalty shoot-outs on it! We did Cyprus vs Brazil and I was the only one who got Cyprus to beat Brazil in a penalty shoot-out! :D
The game was definitely AAA quality so it must've been either FIFA or PES

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I want Drew to teach Jeff and Dan about World War II through some complex grand strategy game.

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Great introduction for a good and legit franchise! Thanks Danny and Drew.

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I have learned more from this video than hundreds of hours watching casually.

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I could beat anybody in the GB community at fifa.

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i would destroy anyone i know at fifa

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THIS IS A GREAT IDEA FOR A VIDEO SERIES THAT SHOULD BE EXPANDED TO OTHER GAMES.

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The sad part of the PES vs FIFA rivalry is that even though PES was way better for many years, FIFA still handily outsold it.

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Thoroughly enjoyed Danny being so good at talking Drew through everything and making sure he knew what was going on, then realising he's not told him how to actually run. Good stuff.

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This Drew and Danny bromance is my favorite thing about this site.

I agree its pretty great.

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Danny, teach me how to love.

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@spitznock: There is a huge problem with racism in soccer. Fans do terrible things to the players like throwing a banana on the field in front of a black player. Although sometimes the players respond awesomely like when the player picked up the banana and ate it.

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Good vid! Surprised you didn't start with Sensible Soccer (king of soccer games) though :)

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Drew's laugh every time Danny does the flop celebration is priceless.

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I really want to play FIFA, but one look at the all the controls in the demo, and I'm like, "nope".

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I just watched back to back videos of Tour de France 2014 and FIFA...

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@borklund said:

YAY! More of this please.

Also fuck Arsenal, go Spurs

Finally, someone who I can relate to amidst this soccer nonsense.

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I'm sorry.

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I absolutely loved this. I believe that I could pick up a FIFA game and have some fun with it. Great chemistry between Danny and Drew. Hope we see more of these style of videos. Great job guys!

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This is one of GB's best videos. The QLs where Jeff and Vinny screw off playing the games (FIFA and other sports games) are funny as hell. But, I really like this treatment by Danny and Drew to open up people to FIFA. I'd love to see them do PES, too.

Great video. Thanks Danny and Drew!

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I also love the idea for this series etc :)

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Loving all the new concepts coming out of GB lately. I wish I could watch the world cup final with Danny commentating :P

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For FIFA 15 I want to see Giant Bomb Sports Team vs Danny & Drew. Or get Alexis to coach one of Jeff/Vinny for battle with Danny's protégé, Drew.

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A pass? Then a shoot? YES! I actually yelled out, "yes" when Drew scored first in the second game.

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@raiz265 said:

@dark_lord_spam said:
@borklund said:

YAY! More of this please.

Also fuck Arsenal, go Spurs

Finally, someone who I can relate to amidst this soccer nonsense.

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I'm sorry.

I don't understand what British poultry produce has to do with any of this.

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Great, now I own FIFA 14.

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@dark_lord_spam: The ball it's standing on looks like a basketball dressed up as a football. Well, you know, a handball football. Like the one where they toss an egg thin--oh fuck it.

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When Drew scored that first goal of the second game, I had to stick my arms up in the air and go "Yeah!"

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Please make this a series.

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That first goal by Drew was legitimately good

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wow I bought FIFA last week to screw around with, and I think Drew is already better than I am?