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The Companions of Nier

Take a look at your wreckin' crew in this new Square Enix action game.

Apr. 20 2010

Posted by: Brad

In This Episode:

Nier

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Someone is going to have to explain that woman's outfit. Oh and hey, you play as the Count of Monte Cristo...and Lu Bu.

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You guys do realize that the 'girl' is the hermaphrodite, yes?

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What?

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A female warrior  fighting in her nighties, brilliant Square Enix. The only thing missing is the boob physics and more girl on girl fighting.
 
Sadly most of the JRPGs worth playing are on the PS2.

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will Gamefly, definitely not gonna buy, and why fight in lingerie? Is it kinda like in anime the bathing suits render the wearer invulnerable to damage rule?

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Who is the fucking genius that is letting jack skeleton have a starring role? haha

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Why is that girl fighting in her negligee 

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@AlKusanagi said:
" Damn youse!!!  Also, I have been led to believe that this game features a hermaphrodite protagonist in the Japanese version. I wonder if that's been removed for the Western release. "
Not Kaine' is still there.
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Square Enix really needs to learn from movie trailers.  Just lay down the fucking basics so that we know what we're watching!
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"This game looks so bad it just HAS to be good"
 
Not falling for it Squeenix

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This could be the greatest story ever told.

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What is going on?

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LMAO 

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Finally!

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FUCKING FANCY TALKING BOOKS! WITH THEIR KNOWLEGDE AND THEIR BIG WORDS!
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Yes!

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dunno what just happened

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@DarknessMyOldFriend said:
"I just like that their ad campaign and pr campaign for this game is basically "You will not like or understand this game under any circumstances until you play it for about four hours, but at that point you might think it's pretty cool!""

Have you ever played Drakengard? That's a Cavia developed game for you.
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I really don't know what to think about this game. 

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Hey sup there Gaara?

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Holy shit this looks terrible.

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Whaaaat
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Wtf is this shit?

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I still have no idea what this game is.

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@Piglet said:
"The main character looks WAY different than the Japanese version of this game.  Japanese one looks like a FF main character."

there are two versions, with different main characters
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I like it.
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I just like that their ad campaign and pr campaign for this game is basically "You will not like or understand this game under any circumstances until you play it for about four hours, but at that point you might think it's pretty cool!"

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@Lucidforest said:
" I want a time machine to go back and stop Square from making The Spirits Within. Prevent them from ever merging with Enix. I miss Square. "
Rumour has it that certain hot tubs might just do the trick.
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I like pies.

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The main character looks WAY different than the Japanese version of this game.  Japanese one looks like a FF main character.
 
 http://img4.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/safe-misc-ii/nier-ps3-vs-xbox-360.jpg
 
Apparently in the US PS3 will use the 360 version

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This is what would have happened if God Hand had taken itself seriously.

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What the hell was that?

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I don't even know what to think about this game... do not want!

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@Lucidforest said:
" I want a time machine to go back and stop Square from making The Spirits Within. Prevent them from ever merging with Enix. I miss Square. "
yes yes please do this

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Way to make a game where just about every character to me seems rather unappealing, some shots of them look like they aren't even finished with the character's model/texture others just look like a half-assed design.

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GODAMNIT

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Nier?

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Damn youse!!!
 
Also, I have been led to believe that this game features a hermaphrodite protagonist in the Japanese version. I wonder if that's been removed for the Western release.

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I want a time machine to go back and stop Square from making The Spirits Within. Prevent them from ever merging with Enix. I miss Square.