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Posted by Walreese55

I really want to know the actual definition of "titular". Also, first.

Posted by Dogma

I am starting to get a real craving for this game now. Not because of this trailern but what I've seen from the Quick Look and when I saw the 360 demo with the falling church tower. Insane. It just looks totally insane, and I love it. 

Posted by AjayRaz

oh my. 

Posted by JamesKond

I thought she said ´These boobs are made for shooting´, but when I looked closer I only saw shooting boots /sadface

Posted by Turbo_Toaster

XD oh mercy.

Posted by MarkWahlberg

Original impression of this game: Stupid.
 
Current impression of this game: Holy. Effing. Shit.

Posted by mrsmiley
@JamesKond said:
" I thought she said ´These boobs are made for shooting´, but when I looked closer I only saw shooting boots /sadface "
Hopefully a developer somewhere read that. Particularly a developer from Team Ninja.
Posted by BulletStorm
@mrsmiley said:
" @JamesKond said:
" I thought she said ´These boobs are made for shooting´, but when I looked closer I only saw shooting boots /sadface "
Hopefully a developer somewhere read that. Particularly a developer from Team Ninja. "
I bet you can find a game with boob-guns if you look hard enough. 
Posted by Aarny91

Sega need to fucking fix this game on the PS3.

Posted by Gregomasta

Sex: The Video Game.

Posted by LordKorax
@BulletStorm: Redneck Rampage. One of the aliens was a dominatrix-looking chick wearing a top with machine-gun nipples. You could pick up her top after you killed her and use it yourself.
Posted by gzl5000

Holy shit this game is Japanese.

Posted by DiGiTaL_SiN

A bitch never goes out unarmed.

Posted by Gr1mace

Game. Is. Gonna. Be. So. GEWD. -drools-

Posted by thedj93

THAT VOICE IS FUCKING EROTIC

Posted by ShadowKing7
@BulletStorm:
It's called No More Heroes.  Just watch the cutscene of Travis killing Destroyman.
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Posted by Xeiphyer
@DiGiTaL_SiN said:
" A bitch never goes out unarmed. "
Hahaha thats what I heard too.
 
 
Bayonetta looks good, at first I thought it was going to be a total failure considering it was first pitched to me as "Devil May Cry fighting with a chick with gun feet" I'm glad she just had guns ON her feet.. all I could think was grindhouse failure. 
 
I gotta say though, Bayonetta looks way better than devil may cry, and I think I'm actually going to get this game!
 
Also, I can't wait for the movie staring Sarah Palin, It'l work since they had her be the main character of the game as well. Not that I mind!
Posted by Brendan

This game looks good, but man am I gonna feel like such a nerd playing this game just because of the main character :P
Posted by Icemael
@Branthog said:
"I think I'll save my money for something good. "
Good luck finding an action game that's better than Bayonetta. You'll need it.
Posted by artofwar420

BAZOOKAS?! That's just redonkulous.

Posted by Fleppie

Hyped? Hyped!

Posted by MeatSim

Yup, this games from Japan.

Posted by RsistncE
@Branthog said:
" This is the result of a bunch of thirteen year old boys developing a video game for thirteen year old boys. I think I'll save my money for something good. "
This.
 
I'll buy the superior action game this early 2010...God of War 3.
Posted by Urmean

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE STUPIDEST GAME EVER
AND I'M GOING TO LOVE IT

Posted by bluerei

I just all over my pants, Can't wait till it arrives in the mail on Monday!

Posted by Icemael
@RsistncE said:
" @Branthog said:
" This is the result of a bunch of thirteen year old boys developing a video game for thirteen year old boys. I think I'll save my money for something good. "
This.  I'll buy the superior action game this early 2010...God of War 3. "
You complain about Bayonetta being a game designed for thirteen year old boys, and then you praise God of War III? Allow me to facepalm.
Posted by RsistncE
@Icemael said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @Branthog said:
" This is the result of a bunch of thirteen year old boys developing a video game for thirteen year old boys. I think I'll save my money for something good. "
This.  I'll buy the superior action game this early 2010...God of War 3. "
You complain about Bayonetta being a game designed for thirteen year old boys, and then you praise God of War III? Allow me to facepalm. "
Dude please, God of War 3 features an epic story which rewards Greco-Roman and Ancient Greek historical knowledge, features an epic story, epic graphics, epic everything. You're honestly trying to compare it some weirdo Japanese game featuring a librarian who strips down when she attacks? Really?
Edited by mavs
@Branthog said:

" This is the result of a bunch of thirteen year old boys developing a video game for thirteen year old boys. I think I'll save my money for something good. "

Posted by Yummylee

Its a game i'll probably be just a tad embarresed to admit playing, of course that means i'm still gonna play it...and hopefully enjoy it, just with the doors locked and the curtains closed.
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Posted by swampwalk

Fighting in Bayonetta > Fighting in God of War III
 
I'm sure the story will suck however.  The Japanese have the bad tendency to reveal 90% of their game's plot in the game's trailer, so many of us already know what happens.

Posted by HaYHaYHaY

i'm expecting this game's fighting system to be as fun as the one in the DMC serious...
Posted by Milkman

I hate everything this game stands for.
 
Fuck Bayonetta.

Posted by Lingxor

You guys need to get off your high horse. The game looks like a lot of fun to play. 
 
dmc4 was kind of lame because of the forced character switch half way through and NG will never have a competent camera.

Posted by Icemael
@RsistncE said:
" @Icemael said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @Branthog said:
" This is the result of a bunch of thirteen year old boys developing a video game for thirteen year old boys. I think I'll save my money for something good. "
This.  I'll buy the superior action game this early 2010...God of War 3. "
You complain about Bayonetta being a game designed for thirteen year old boys, and then you praise God of War III? Allow me to facepalm. "
Dude please, God of War 3 features an epic story which rewards Greco-Roman and Ancient Greek historical knowledge, features an epic story, epic graphics, epic everything. You're honestly trying to compare it some weirdo Japanese game featuring a librarian who strips down when she attacks? Really? "
You've got to be kidding me. God of War's so called "epic story" can be summed up as "Kratos gets betrayed and decides to kill everything". Bayonetta might not have a great story, but it has superior graphics(perhaps not technically, but the art style is so much better it's not even funny), superior music and far superior combat. 
 
Don't get me wrong, God of War III is doubtlessly going to be an excellent action game. But when compared to Bayonetta the action feels stiff, repetitive and restricted.
Posted by Bladefire
@Icemael: I agree that in these games action is what's most important and God of War's combat has always seemed a bit simplistic to me. I enjoyed Ninja Gaiden, despite all its problems, in large part due to great weapon variety which Bayonetta seems to have plenty of, while I fear God of War may not.
Posted by MeatXbeatsXman
@Milkman: What does it stand for exactly? There's a lot of hate for this game, and I'm not exactly sure why. It  just seems like another over-the-top action game.
Edited by Lingxor

I don't know if you guys have noticed.... but Japanese developers specialize in pandering. Backlashing so hard against it is kind of like complaining about the DMV.
 
It really just comes down to whether you enjoy this genre or not. Because Japan will continue to churn out weird shit no matter how outraged any of you get.

Posted by LEEROY

I have an erection.

Posted by atomic_dumpling

Anyone remember "Heavy Metal F.A.K.K 2"? When I see a game featuring a "cool sexy female", I think back to these great oldie. Bayonetta seems to be the same sort of game, so let's cut it some slack.

 

Released 2000, HMF2 was built on the Quake3 Arena engine (PC)
Posted by MikeFightNight

I say for the third time on a Bayonetta related forum.  This is a kind of crazy that I can get down with.
Posted by Killroycantkill
@Lingxor: 
 
Though I think its still awesome that Japan is bringing out crazy stuff like this, or else it would just be shooters or post apoclyptic games all day. I agree with you that it looks super fun to play and the people complaining about this game are just trying to be pretentious gamers.
Posted by august
@Icemael said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @Branthog said:
" This is the result of a bunch of thirteen year old boys developing a video game for thirteen year old boys. I think I'll save my money for something good. "
This.  I'll buy the superior action game this early 2010...God of War 3. "
You complain about Bayonetta being a game designed for thirteen year old boys, and then you praise God of War III? Allow me to facepalm. "
Basically a lot of nerds are a lot more comfortable with over-the-top content with regard to violence than they are with sex.
Posted by Gamer_152

Now if only she could attach bazookas to her legs.

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Posted by PenguinDust

This looks very fun.  I just hope it controls well throughout.

Posted by phrosnite

A bitch never goes out unarmed?

Edited by warbadger

foot guns...and naked hair attacks...  :( sounds like quality.

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