These People All Seem Pretty Excited About Fable: The Journey

So sincere! So Genuine!

This seems about as honest as the soda commercials Schwarzenegger did in Japan.

Maybe they weren't for soda, but they were definitely for a liquid.

Looks like complete shit >:(

Nice to hear 24 hours 'til doomsday playing in the background. Kind of an ironic choice I think.

I hope the Giant Bomb site gets a ton of advertising posted for this game, then Jeff trashes it in his review.

Jeff was right, I really didn't need to watch this video.

grab that tag, man.

I'm reminded of Aisha Taylor's post-E3 screed about something something I'm a real gamer too...no really, guys.

OH YEAH I'M WHAT THE FOCUS-TESTERS HAVE DECIDED TO CALL CORE GAMER EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM NOT TO HAVE PLAYED ANYTHING THAT CAME OUT BEFORE NOVEMBER 2001.

Those actors must be ashamed of themselves... Microsoft should be ashamed of themselves.

I hate marketing. It means less money is spent on making good stuff for more people to buy it.

I cannot state how much I hate marketing, because I hated it before and it has skyrocketed after watching this, it's over any scale.

I may go postal, now.

I HATE MARKETING! BLAARRG!!

My body can't physically hate this video as much as I need to.

OMG so hardcore!!!!

Ive never been into kinekt games but those guys seem to know what they're talking about. They said they've played Halo FFS. What more can I ask for?

Man I hope Microsoft lets Lionhead work on something new and interesting after this.

Any time a trailer or ad uses the term "core gamer" it immediately makes me stop caring about the product. Since when do musicians cater to "core listeners" or books to "core readers?" It's one thing to use labels on internal marketing discussions, I'm in school for marketing, I get it. But to put that label out there as an acceptable way for people who play games to label themselves? Bullshit.

Why are you guys all here commenting on the video, and not out there "grabbing that tag"?

i wonder how much they got paid to say those lies?

Oh, come on. Seriously trailer?

SO HARDCORE IT HURTS

Jesus 'core gamers' are assholes

@Nux said:

Well I totally believe that no one in this video was a paid actor.

Don't know about paid, but I recognize at least one of them. Stephen Lunsford is an actual actor, most recently in Teen Wolf.

@Tolshakk said:

@Jack268 said:

@Protonguy said:

"if you're a fable fan at all"

Do these people exist?

They existed until Fable 2 was released

They existed until Fable was released*

awwww snap

I think it's poetic that the ad that played before this trailer was an ad with two ladies about Dove soap.

I want to pull an Oedipus and stab both my eyes out.

Tons. Of. FUN.

this ad just sold 43% more Wii U bundles..

"SUCK OUR DIIIIIIICKS, SUCK OUR DIIIIIIICKS, BUY OUR GAME THEN SUCK OUR DIIIIIIIICKS"

Nope. Nope. Nope. Couldn't finish watching it.

@GreigWatt said:

I managed 29 seconds before I HAD to stop it...

No! You must watch entirety of video! Watch it!

The Internet is an angry angry place

Best quote of this video "It is the most hardcore game of all the games that I have seen here so far".

Second best quote "I can create my own path in this game"

Santa Claus is also real. Really....he is.

I managed 29 seconds before I HAD to stop it...

HAHAHAHA! Wow. Just Wow.

Well I totally believe that no one in this video was a paid actor.

So... Do the Dulders now have to do a quicklook of this or avoid doing so at all cost? I think I want to see them do it.

That was hard to watch. It's a desperate cry to get people to actually care about a Kinect game and it's backfired.

Wow this is terrible. Some random dude with a pink trucker hat with a mustache on it and a girl in a Mass Effect shirt; those are the kinds of people I want to be associated with!

I would completely turn around on this if Alex was one of the actors in this. I don't know why but I think he could pull it off.

......................................

@mak_wikus said:

GB Staff needs to start doing reaction videos for this shit.

"I actually responded to this version of Fable moreso than the other versions." WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?!

This is how the marketing industry sees consumers. We don't just hang on every word of their ad copy. WE ARE AD COPY.

This is the height of just-too-muchery.

CORE GAMERS. FINELY TUNED. HARDCORE. THIS CHRISTMAS. NEW GAMING WORLD. MARKETING.

Oh and the tagline is Beware The Magic...

Fable is the best franchise ever created by assholes.

This is the best videogame trailer since the first Gears of War.

Wow, that was so... wow... how do I ... the music. Dat acting?! Cripe, marketing attempt at its worst. I am a Core Gamer! Look how legit I am. I play The Halos, The Gears of Wars... damn son.

This video is what's in the center of the Cube.

Oh deary me... These guys do seem excited, but are they really? Really?

@KlUMZeE said:

I love Fable, so I want this to be good. However, I remain unconvinced.

Didn't you hear!? If you have ANY interest in the Fable series, GET THIS GAMEEE>SSF>

bla bla bla real gamers. *facepalm*

"I actually responded to this version of Fable moreso than the other versions." WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?!

it's soooo COOL. SOOO COOOOL!!

@Jack268 said:

@Protonguy said:

"if you're a fable fan at all"

Do these people exist?

They existed until Fable 2 was released

They existed until Fable was released*