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Posted by Mcmurrow

I just don't get Kingdom Hearts I guess.

Edited by theimmortalbum

Man I haven't played a Kingdom Hearts since the first.. Hm.

This has exciting new features! I need more 3DS games..

Posted by widmer

in 3d!

Posted by Video_Game_King

You need to do an Endurance Run of this game, Alex. I just want to see you yelling in pure confusion half the time.

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Posted by bybeach

@ ALex.. You simply need to Shift your Reality with the Flick Rush. Then You Win..easy to understand....

Posted by fox01313

I think the actual game might make more sense but yeah these KH trailers lately are really not showing a lot except for new features.

Posted by Nux

KH what happened to you, you used to be good. Now I just don't know anymore.

Posted by RecSpec

I'm torn, I can't stand the KH series anymore, but I love The World Ends With You so much that I'm willing to suffer through KH's nonsense just to see those characters again. 
 
Probably going to buy this out of support of TWEWY. But I'm not happy about that.

Posted by ERoBB

One of the worst trailers I've ever seen.

Posted by tindrum

i need to know if quasimodo's heart had the answer!

Posted by Hogshead

Just look in Quasimodo's heart. It has the answer (apparently). Seriously, though, it looks like they crammed every gameplay mechanic they could think of into this.

Posted by Woodwater

Flick rush dive shift dream drop you win. What's so complicated about that?

Posted by WarlockEngineerMoreDakka

@fox01313 said:

I think the actual game might make more sense-

That's been mostly the case for the previous KH games... But arguably, from what I've seen- not this one. D:

Dream Drop Distance is the most confusing KH yet- and its supposed to be the direct link into KH 3! So... Yeah. :|

Posted by Stormdragonblue

Dysfunctional Delirious Demo

Posted by Kyle

@Nux said:

KH what happened to you, you used to be good. Now I just don't know anymore.

Posted by Packie

Alex....... Did your heart have the answer?

Posted by Dixavd

@WarlockEngineerMoreDakka said:

@fox01313 said:

I think the actual game might make more sense-

That's been mostly the case for the previous KH games... But arguably, from what I've seen- not this one. D:

Dream Drop Distance is the most confusing KH yet- and its supposed to be the direct link into KH 3! So... Yeah. :|

It isn't that confusing - KH 3D is just Sora and Riku completing Yen Sid's request (the letter at the end of KHII) to complete the Mark of Mastery Exam (the one Aqua and Terra are doing at the start of Birth By Sleep) which will allow Riku and Sora to finally be true Keyblade Masters. This will require them to return to previous areas and defeat previous enemies and get transported to new places to complete the test (i.e. why Heartless Ansem and Nobody Xemnas both make an appearance in this game).

That's why so many crazy things can happen because it is just an over-the-top magical exam creating the worlds they are in and abilities that they can do.

Posted by ElvishPresley

As a big fan of the first two, it's been really alienating to see how Square has forced us to purchase every single different mobile game system since the GBA to play the new Kingdom Hearts game. And with no compilation of those titles for home consoles, I feel that by the time KH3 finally rolls around I won't even care because I didn't bother trying to understand the madness that's been in these games with absurd subtitles.

Posted by MrMazz

When the fuck did Kingdom Hearts give you Pokemon Heartless to play with? And why is Riku young again?

Posted by TripMasterMunky

This is nowhere as crazy as advertised. Very disappointed. Just seems like a regular poor trailer to me. I think you're just automatically over-exaggerating for Japanese games.

Let me know when you have an actual crazy trailer.

Posted by decker12

Another incomprehensible and plodding Kingdom Hearts game. I'll pass. I wonder how many hours you'll have to put in before you see your first Disney character, and even then I wonder what D-grade Disney characters they'll include for 90% of the game.

Posted by mbr2

"Exiting new features!" "Play mini-games and defeat multiple enemies with the reality shift" "Level up your team with the flick rush!" When video games sound like I'm being pitched a new car I contemplate whether or not to go on a murder spree.

Posted by mrpandaman

Hey Quasimodo... did your heart have the answer?

Posted by Draxyle

It's been a long times since I've cared about Kingdom Hearts, and I'm kinda sad about that.

KHII had sorta begun the descent into madness, but the first one was so damn cool and unexpected.

Edited by Sergotron

Um who keeps buying the exact same game over and over again? i mean, people are buying them because they keep releasing it.

Posted by Crelio

EXCITING NEW FEATURES! 
Includes: Constipation   
  Diarrhea
  Death 
  Confusion  
  Life

Edited by Anupsis

I am gonna get this whenever I get a 3ds.

Posted by ddensel

Where the Hell is my James Woods-voiced Hades?!

Posted by Suspence

so.... Kingdom Hearts is pokemon now?

Posted by johncallahan

@Dixavd said:

@WarlockEngineerMoreDakka said:

@fox01313 said:

I think the actual game might make more sense-

That's been mostly the case for the previous KH games... But arguably, from what I've seen- not this one. D:

Dream Drop Distance is the most confusing KH yet- and its supposed to be the direct link into KH 3! So... Yeah. :|

It isn't that confusing - KH 3D is just Sora and Riku completing Yen Sid's request (the letter at the end of KHII) to complete the Mark of Mastery Exam (the one Aqua and Terra are doing at the start of Birth By Sleep) which will allow Riku and Sora to finally be true Keyblade Masters. This will require them to return to previous areas and defeat previous enemies and get transported to new places to complete the test (i.e. why Heartless Ansem and Nobody Xemnas both make an appearance in this game).

That's why so many crazy things can happen because it is just an over-the-top magical exam creating the worlds they are in and abilities that they can do.

I played KH1, KH2, and BBS, and I'm still convinced you just made that plot (and a lot of those words) up. Cause I don't know what ANY of that means.

Posted by Deusx

When did Kingdom Hearts stop being crazy in the first place?

Posted by nERVEcenter

Why is Japanese marketing so dense? I understand that Western marketing is usually lowest common denominator pandering with zero gameplay, but Japanese publishers (or maybe it IS the devs?) always insist on choosing the weirdest fucking word combinations to name their gameplay systems, and then advertise them with no explanation, and an incredibly vague demonstration of their functionality (or maybe they were showing something entirely different?).

Or, hell, maybe it's just Square.

Posted by Shaanyboi

What the fuck just happened?

Posted by Dixego

@jonny126: I understood everything of what he said, what exactly is confusing you?

Posted by shinboy630

The title of this video could have been shortened to "Kingdom Hearts Makes Absolutely No Sense Whatsoever" and it still would have been true.

Posted by Marcelloz

Spinning Minigames... well you only have to wait 3 weeks to know

Posted by MeatSim

I don't call playing mini-games an exciting feature.

Posted by darkcargio

Still KH 1 is my favorite, the rest is mehh

Posted by ThePhantomStranger

@Sergotron said:

Um who keeps buying the exact same game over and over again? i mean, people are buying them because they keep releasing it.

Well in it's defense the major games in the series KH 1, 2 and BBS do try to change things up. BBS did so considerably in my opinion...

Posted by danielcampbell

At least the trailers are in line with the series with their pension for nonsense.

Posted by Dan_CiTi

Man those minigames look like no good. The Dragon Warrior Monster type ones seem okay I guess. And I don't see how this trailer is crazy. It is just lil' Riku talking to Quasimodo then they show off some bad minigames no one cares about or will like.

Posted by Penzilneck

I don't care about KH, but this trailer didn't feel all that confusing to me. Just seemed to show a collection of mini-games out of context.

Also, turns out my heart had the answer all along.

The answer was 'cheese'.

Edited by Axersia

What's with all these KH uploads lately? Birth by Sleep was one of the best-selling games on the PSP but didn't receive as much as a single trailer on this site.

At this point I'm expecting a Quick Look of this game and Kevin VanOrd had better be in on it, otherwise I'm gonna be very disappointed. If any of the GB staffers is reading this, please make it happen. I bet Kevin would be thrilled to do it.

Posted by NegativeCero

How is Alex surprised that Square is still making up nonsensical words in their games. I mean the game's title is nonsense.

Posted by asian_pride

@NegativeCero said:

How is Alex surprised that Square is still making up nonsensical words in their games. I mean the game's title is nonsense.

Idk, I feel like the franchise itself became nonsense after the first game.

Posted by MarkWahlberg

@asian_pride said:

@NegativeCero said:

How is Alex surprised that Square is still making up nonsensical words in their games. I mean the game's title is nonsense.

Idk, I feel like the franchise itself became nonsense after the first game.

I think his heart just doesn't have the answer.

Posted by Evilsbane

Wow. . . I have to say I read the comments before watching the video and even the tag line for the video and did not understand how true all the statements of confusion were I really tried to understand what they were showing me, I've played enough to get an idea of maybe what they were showing me but FUCK ME I have no clue what the fuck they were trying to sell me on.

Posted by Clean

You know I don't even care if they make Kingdom Hearts 3, they blew it

Posted by Cybexx

So the PS2 Kingdom Hearts games were Disney / Final Fantasy cross-fiction, the handheld releases are kind of Kingdom Hearts fan-fiction, which is probably already one layer of fan fiction too deep. Compound that with the fact that these handheld releases have just been layering onto of each other since KH2 with no KH3 in sight. The result appears to be everything becoming really muddled with no clear narrative goal because they are just filling time for a sequel that is not happening.

Posted by Capt_Ventris

The title's for Kingdom Hearts games sound like song titles in the Eurovision song contest.

I look forward to the sequel to this game Kingdom Hearts: Drip Drop

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