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Posted by Animasta

alex you are the worst

Posted by owack6

Really Alex? TO THE KNEE JOKES? its 2012 Yall!

Posted by AssInAss

Fuck this social media hostage bullshit.

Worst marketing ever, Ubi. Fuck you.

Posted by Alex

@Animasta: Know that I do it mostly out of hatred.

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Posted by Eljay

Might have worked if the video actually involved a knee joke, but alas it did not.

Posted by Shaanyboi

Oh fuck you Alex....

Posted by Borklund

God damnit.

Posted by Tylea002

Fucking hell.

Posted by simkas

@Eljay: Well it did involve someone taking an arrow to the area of their leg that is really close to their knee

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Posted by Grimmy616

GODDAMMIT ALEX

Posted by SeanFoster

I noticed they don't show the PC boxart at the end. I wonder if that means it will see a later release.

Posted by Crushed

good lord alex

Posted by SpunkyHePanda

I don't think you cared about this teaser at all. I think you just wanted to piss everyone off.

Posted by CoolYetiDance

All the hate! ALL OF IT!

Posted by Fluttercry

I remember when arrow to the knee jokes used to be funny. Oh wait, no I don't

Posted by Yummylee

Boooooo.

Posted by RoyCampbell
@Fluttercry said:

I remember when arrow to the knee jokes used to be funny. Oh wait, no I don't

Same thing can be said about the caption in your avatar.
Posted by Sackmanjones

Haha

Posted by OldGuy

Well, most everybody seems really surly this morning, so there's that. :-)

Posted by Prince_of_Space

Man I hope that soldier doesn't get killed.

Posted by MordeaniisChaos

This used what seemed to be assets from the game, and wasn't three seconds of noise applied to text, so no, it wasn't. pretty far from it, Alex.

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For fuck sake. Trailers like this don't make me want to buy your game.

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Posted by NekuCTR

"What? a meme not from 4chan, and from youtube no less!?! Thats fucking dumb."

Arrow to the knee joke in a nutshell.

Posted by shmshrbali

holy molly... i swear there were only two comments here a sec back... and Ubisoft themselves making an arrow to the knee reference.. awesome!

Posted by Animasta

@Alex said:

@Animasta: Know that I do it mostly out of hatred.

<3

Posted by OllyOxenFree

Chriiiiiiiiiiiiist.

Posted by SpaceJamLunchbox

Yuck. That's a lousy teaser. I've never been interested in the Assassin's Creed series, but I was talking myself in to trying this one. I don't know... This looks sucky.

Posted by themangalist

@owack6 said:

Really Alex? TO THE KNEE JOKES? its 2012 Yall!

Well to be fair, the assassin did send an arrow to the red coat's knee. Ubisoft pulled the joke first.

Posted by The_Nubster

@Fluttercry said:

I remember when arrow to the knee jokes used to be funny. Oh wait, no I don't

Successfully trolled by Alex Nevarro.

Posted by theanticitizen
@Eljay What? The guy took an arrow to the knee during the video
Posted by Sackmanjones

Yay, I have to wait 3 minutes to watch 43 seconds worth of video in HD. Anyone else have a really bad experience with their video player?

Posted by CJduke

looks dooope

Posted by OldGuy

@theanticitizen said:

@Eljay What? The guy took an arrow to the knee during the video

Calf... Knee... those are the same things... right?

Posted by murisan

I was betting on Patrick or Alex for this post. Makes sense Alex would make this tired-ass joke.

Posted by Junpei

@Sackmanjones said:

Yay, I have to wait 3 minutes to watch 43 seconds worth of video in HD. Anyone else have a really bad experience with their video player?

Can't say I have. Been a while since I had video issues through them. That's even considering the fact I have to use a crappy USB wireless adapter that overheats constantly.

Posted by ErEl

I can't wait to kill those traitorous revolutionaries with a tomahawk!

Posted by upwarDBound

Will the British soldier live? Will he die? Buy the full game to find out!

Posted by MacEG

I see what you did there Alex.

Posted by McQuinn

@ErEl: Don't you mean those patronizing red coats?

Posted by Mr_Skeleton

Somehow I knew Alex posted this video.

Posted by SonofSeth

Best use of "to the knee" joke, 2012.

Posted by McDunkin

well alex, just man up and post a real trailer next time :]

Posted by Arjuna

I understand Americans love murder-simulators, but I don't imagine they're going to enjoy killing their forefathers! lol! I wonder if the game will make up some kind of conceit where you're only killing the British... as if American rebels didn't have more than their fare share in the white man's burden.

Posted by LTSmash

@Prince_of_Space said:

Man I hope that soldier doesn't get killed.

I'm sure Connor only wants to have a well reasoned discussion with him on the colonists' grievances against the crown.

Posted by triviaman09

So if we don't "unite to unlock the trailer" are they never going to post it? That seems unlikely.

Posted by ADeeyore

Hidden Blade Knife

Posted by Animasta

@DesertDog said:

@SonofSeth said:

Best use of "to the knee" joke, 2012.

The real joke is that idiots like you and Alex think it's "to the knee" when in fact it's "in the knee". You're an idiot and so is that piece of human filth Alex.

bad joke = human filth

good work

Posted by Tidel

Anyone heartily recommend going through Brotherhood and Revelations before 3? Anything really unmissable in them?

Posted by MarkWahlberg

yay cold-blooded murder!

Posted by zombiesatemycereal

@DesertDog: You're the idiot for getting worked up over something so pointless.

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