This New Assassin's Creed III Trailer is the Very Definition of a 'Teaser'

alex you are the worst

Really Alex? TO THE KNEE JOKES? its 2012 Yall!

Fuck this social media hostage bullshit.

Worst marketing ever, Ubi. Fuck you.

@Animasta: Know that I do it mostly out of hatred.

Might have worked if the video actually involved a knee joke, but alas it did not.

Oh fuck you Alex....

God damnit.

Fucking hell.

@Eljay: Well it did involve someone taking an arrow to the area of their leg that is really close to their knee

GODDAMMIT ALEX

I noticed they don't show the PC boxart at the end. I wonder if that means it will see a later release.

good lord alex

I don't think you cared about this teaser at all. I think you just wanted to piss everyone off.

All the hate! ALL OF IT!

I remember when arrow to the knee jokes used to be funny. Oh wait, no I don't

Boooooo.

I remember when arrow to the knee jokes used to be funny. Oh wait, no I don't

Haha

Well, most everybody seems really surly this morning, so there's that. :-)

Man I hope that soldier doesn't get killed.

This used what seemed to be assets from the game, and wasn't three seconds of noise applied to text, so no, it wasn't. pretty far from it, Alex.

For fuck sake. Trailers like this don't make me want to buy your game.

"What? a meme not from 4chan, and from youtube no less!?! Thats fucking dumb."

Arrow to the knee joke in a nutshell.

holy molly... i swear there were only two comments here a sec back... and Ubisoft themselves making an arrow to the knee reference.. awesome!

@Alex said:

@Animasta: Know that I do it mostly out of hatred.

<3

Chriiiiiiiiiiiiist.

Yuck. That's a lousy teaser. I've never been interested in the Assassin's Creed series, but I was talking myself in to trying this one. I don't know... This looks sucky.

@owack6 said:

Really Alex? TO THE KNEE JOKES? its 2012 Yall!

Well to be fair, the assassin did send an arrow to the red coat's knee. Ubisoft pulled the joke first.

@Fluttercry said:

I remember when arrow to the knee jokes used to be funny. Oh wait, no I don't

Successfully trolled by Alex Nevarro.

Yay, I have to wait 3 minutes to watch 43 seconds worth of video in HD. Anyone else have a really bad experience with their video player?

looks dooope

@theanticitizen said:

@Eljay What? The guy took an arrow to the knee during the video

Calf... Knee... those are the same things... right?

I was betting on Patrick or Alex for this post. Makes sense Alex would make this tired-ass joke.

@Sackmanjones said:

Yay, I have to wait 3 minutes to watch 43 seconds worth of video in HD. Anyone else have a really bad experience with their video player?

Can't say I have. Been a while since I had video issues through them. That's even considering the fact I have to use a crappy USB wireless adapter that overheats constantly.

I can't wait to kill those traitorous revolutionaries with a tomahawk!

Will the British soldier live? Will he die? Buy the full game to find out!

I see what you did there Alex.

@ErEl: Don't you mean those patronizing red coats?

Somehow I knew Alex posted this video.

Best use of "to the knee" joke, 2012.

well alex, just man up and post a real trailer next time :]

I understand Americans love murder-simulators, but I don't imagine they're going to enjoy killing their forefathers! lol! I wonder if the game will make up some kind of conceit where you're only killing the British... as if American rebels didn't have more than their fare share in the white man's burden.

@Prince_of_Space said:

Man I hope that soldier doesn't get killed.

I'm sure Connor only wants to have a well reasoned discussion with him on the colonists' grievances against the crown.

So if we don't "unite to unlock the trailer" are they never going to post it? That seems unlikely.

Hidden Blade Knife

@DesertDog said:

@SonofSeth said:

Best use of "to the knee" joke, 2012.

The real joke is that idiots like you and Alex think it's "to the knee" when in fact it's "in the knee". You're an idiot and so is that piece of human filth Alex.

bad joke = human filth

good work

Anyone heartily recommend going through Brotherhood and Revelations before 3? Anything really unmissable in them?

yay cold-blooded murder!

@DesertDog: You're the idiot for getting worked up over something so pointless.