Unprofessional Fridays - 04/05/2013

Wait, Drew was a junior in high school in 2003? He's the same age as my brother then. This is weird now.

Thats what you get for fucking around, Tiger.

That game would blow my mind with the Oculus Rift. All of those glitches and floating particles would look awesome

If Stella Artois is classed as 'posh' in America, Leffe must be made for kings?

C4 bike attack!

While watching in progressive, does anyone else ever have videos stop abruptly and end mid-way through?

It's really annoying because streaming pauses a lot for me and downloading these 2 hour + videos takes too long because I have shitty internet.

Edit: It just stopped for me on streaming now, too. I'm done with the internet today.

Vinny is going to have a Comstock beard in a year.

That broken game looked really fascinating. Someone needs to hack some oculus rift support into that thing. The maker basically took the concept of noise music and turned into a video game.

Yeah, does this for me sometimes on progressive, too.
It shouldn't be happening on streaming, or... if it does it should resume.
The thing about progressive is, if your internet connection goes offline at any time, it'll stop attempting to download the video. With streaming it should just pause & buffer until your connection comes back, though.

Or it could be another problem entirely, i'm just speaking from my own experience.

Jeff has the palate of a 10 year old.

Have some class you savages #TeamBoneless

Don't let Jeff read you these lies! This revisionist version of Space Jam is hiding the truth and is significantly downplaying Bill Murray's role in these true events.

It's really cute how you think chicken tenders are somehow buffalo wings. So precious.

@dexterkid said:

It's Ryan Scottesque.

How are boneless wings even considered wings? They're basically just chicken nuggets covered in sauce. Don't get me wrong, I love me some nuggs, but they're not the same thing.

Boneless wings are for children.

MOMMY, THESE BONES ARE TOO HARD I CAN'T EAT THEM.

Also, Brad's right. Looting bodies in BioShock games sucks and audio logs, especially in Infinite, are very silly.

Drew won an A to my heart bro.

Those games Jeff showed were crazy, but I'm intrigued.

Perfect end to the show, I want to see more of Vinny playing Battlefield.

Singularity (as much as I do like it)...that intro is "Make BioShock's intro only make it Soviet" :p

@2thumbs said:

Pretty much any import is more 'posh' than a domestic, if only because it costs more here.

'Everything you like, will be ruined by assholes at some point'

-Ryan Davis 2013

For the record that was Michael Jackson.

Boneless wings are delicious, haters can choke on a wing-bone for all I care!

I don't think they'll ever top that ending.

The only setting that I drink alcohol with a meal is when I'm out at a restaurant. For whatever reason at home I think the worst thing to have with a meal is alcohol. Yet it's a go to thing when out.

Yep, not sure where you are but over here its called 'wife beater.'

Drinking alcohol with a meal is crazy. Maybe it's an American thing?

Milk all the way.

Am I weird if I actively dislike hotdogs?

I can't effing believe I am the same age as Drew. I literally cannot believe it. He is really only 26?

@patrickklepek Singularity 2 seems to be in development, according to Wikipedia. Let everyone know!

Patrick's embarrassing early videos:

Prince?

Sometimes I wonder why people go to the site and even more confusing pay for a premium membership when it seems like every single joke goes over their head.

@branthog: I just realized I'm only a year younger than Drew and nowhere near as far along in life.

Damn.

The video shot to Wolfmother Woman is much better.

That's not embarrassing,

That's...

ROCK!

MOABD was almost physically painful to watch. Don't think I could ever play that thing.

On my way to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the Final Four. #Bone-nanza

That MoaBD... "game"... is fucking INSANE.

Drew is on his NG+ second playhthrough with skills from his previous life carried over. :P

@leebmx: I'm in the UK, so I assume you are too lol.

#TeamBoneless

Also I live in Buffalo, so I get the real thing aka Duffs Wings.

Yeah I'm not Patrick's biggest fan but that wasn't embarrassing. Better than it had any right to be.... though I did fast forward.

you fast forwarded to the part with the chicks in didn't you?

That memory of a broken dream game needs to have the sound of the big bang playing as the backgound music.

http://faculty.washington.edu/jcramer/BBSound_2013.html

"Young Stairs used to be okay, but now he's too perved off that drank and now i cant understand a word he's fucking saying"
-Jeff Gerstman (quote of the stream)

Is it less embarrassing since they got two girls to be involved? I guess?

Nope, it's just embarrassing for them too.

I already feel totally outclassed as a man by Drew already, but knowing he's only two years older than makes it worse.

Two years younger than him and yeah I know how you feel :/