You need Premium to view this

Subscribe to Giant Bomb Premium to get access to this and more premium shows, live streams, and podcasts.

Get Premium Learn More

Vinny Bought Bot Colony. Now What?

PUT. THE. DAMN. PEPPER GRINDER. NEXT. TO. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jul. 9 2014

Cast: Vinny

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

Bot Colony

412 Comments

Avatar image for silverrex3
sQuadr0n

85

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

BEST VIDEO EVER!

Avatar image for karatetron
karatetron

694

Forum Posts

736

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By karatetron

Oh, Jimmy...

Avatar image for winsord
winsord

1642

Forum Posts

86

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 13

Edited By winsord

So much time spent making that voice profile, only to delete it immediately after. Glorious.

Avatar image for morden2261
morden2261

285

Forum Posts

25

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

This had me crying with laughter. Thanks so much, Phillips!

Avatar image for deactivated-59601bf090f91
deactivated-59601bf090f91

236

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Nice stuff, Phillips.

Avatar image for kinetix
kinetix

14

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I hate Jimmy.

Avatar image for thallium
thallium

109

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

WHY WAS VINNY YELLING THE WHOLE TIME!?

Avatar image for fram
fram

2132

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

@winsord said:

So much time spent making that voice profile, only to delete it immediately after. Glorious.

Oh man, as soon as he hit "cancel" I knew it was gone.

After this video, I shall never look at coffee makers or pepper grinders without laughing on the inside. Life = improved.

Avatar image for dethfish
dethfish

3899

Forum Posts

2623

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 14

I really hope this is what having a robot will be like.

Avatar image for draxyle
Draxyle

2021

Forum Posts

2

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

The robot voice, "okay" sounds vaguely sarcastic, which is kinda appropriate.

Dammit, Jimmy.

Avatar image for strife777
Strife777

2103

Forum Posts

347

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

I lost it when he put the pepper grinder on the coffee maker, after a small pause of course.

Avatar image for mrfluke
mrfluke

6260

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By mrfluke

this is pretty great.

Avatar image for scarycrayons
scarycrayons

353

Forum Posts

134

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By scarycrayons

From Wikipedia: "A Bot Colony character can answer factual questions, but it can also answer questions about the 3D environment and the events it witnessed. This ability to reason about the environment as well as about facts is a major innovation, and a stepping stone on the way to achieving common-sense behaviour and passing the Turing Test."

I feel the Turing Test stepping stone that they're referring to, as far as Bot Colony is concerned, is one of those trick ones in Takeshi's Castle where all it does is break your shins and make you faceplant onto a rock.

Avatar image for philipduck
PhilipDuck

809

Forum Posts

19

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Yeah!!!!!!

Avatar image for thordreen
Thordreen

44

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

It's allows fun to see someone descend into madness, but I felt like I join Philips on this journey...
Great work as always by Vinnco

Avatar image for dvdwalker8
dvdwalker8

456

Forum Posts

387

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 21

Thanks for the much needed laughs.

Avatar image for truthtellah
TruthTellah

9827

Forum Posts

423

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By TruthTellah

After this, @vinny has to play the voice-controlled Lifeline game for the PS2.

It's like this but semi-functional. It would be a nice mix of an okay game and this voice-controlled madness.

No Caption Provided
No Caption Provided

No Caption Provided

Avatar image for nukepusher69
NukePusher69

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@zabant: It's funny because Dinner for Schmucks was worse than this game.

Avatar image for probablytuna
probablytuna

5010

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Managed to catch the last ten minutes or so of it last night, it was great!

Avatar image for spwn
Spwn

243

Forum Posts

1625

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 18

The best premium content ever. Thank you @vinny

Avatar image for dizzyhippos
Dizzyhippos

5461

Forum Posts

383

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 5

Edited By Dizzyhippos

This video reminds me of a review adam sessler did of a voice controlled PS2 game years ago

Loading Video...

Avatar image for saganomics
Saganomics

226

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Avatar image for rmanthorp
rmanthorp

4654

Forum Posts

3603

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 14

rmanthorp  Moderator

Best thing? Best thing.

Avatar image for vexxan
Vexxan

4642

Forum Posts

943

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By Vexxan

Absolutely fantastic live stream, had me laughing from start to finish.

Avatar image for humanity
Humanity

21858

Forum Posts

5738

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 40

User Lists: 16

I guess this gives us a whole new level of appreciation for the Kinect.

Avatar image for beomoose
beomoose

799

Forum Posts

2598

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

I immediately thought: "This is Jimmy."

Avatar image for ravelle
Ravelle

3538

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Is that the the Lost videotape guy?

Avatar image for coakroach
coakroach

2499

Forum Posts

27

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

This game is the devil.

Thank you Vinny.

Avatar image for jodski
Jodski

273

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Jodski

What a piece of shit game. Funny ass QL though.

Avatar image for gtcknight
GTCknight

728

Forum Posts

58

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 2

I'am so very happy to live in a world that has seen fit to give us a sequel to the greatestvideogame evermade, Lifeline.

Fuck you world.

Avatar image for peritus
peritus

1155

Forum Posts

175

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

This reminds me of the Experience/eXperiment 112

That game was really interesting. This game is interesting in a different way alltogether.

Avatar image for fetchfox
fetchfox

1835

Forum Posts

219

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Hah, nice BTTF 2 reference Vinny.

Avatar image for glots
glots

5169

Forum Posts

74

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By glots

Oh wow, hazardous to watch while eating...but even despite nearly choking-up, this was pure gold.

...and I can't believe some of those words that appeared. I wonder how much of a struggle this is to someone who isn't a native speaker.

Avatar image for amyggen
AMyggen

7738

Forum Posts

7669

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Fucking amazing stuff, Vinny!

Avatar image for nakirendral
Nakirendral

92

Forum Posts

15

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By Nakirendral

YESSSS! The Vinnosphere has a new entry - about damn time Giant BNYC!

Avatar image for fuzzyset
fuzzyset

22

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

How is the voice recognition that bad? Windows default voice stuff is pretty solid I thought. Hilarious none the less.

Avatar image for rannos22
Rannos22

25

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I think this all just goes to show how fucking bad ass that spy was that you're tracing the steps of in the tutorial.

Avatar image for droop
droop

1929

Forum Posts

710

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 7

Edited By droop

@vinny: Hey Vinny if you are looking for another game with robots and speech recognition, Binary Domain is actually really good. I don't know how much (or if) you played it after the Quick Look ages ago.

Edit: Oh wait I just remembered you actually put it on a GOTY list.

Avatar image for blupotato
BluPotato

822

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By BluPotato

Such a perfect ending. Jimmy better turn up in the game of the year discussions for some category.

Who knew that watching Vinny argue with a glorified roomba for a hour and a half could be so entertaining?

Avatar image for singateco
singateco

31

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Jimmy is a real fucker.

Avatar image for frankiebeanz
frankiebeanz

464

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

reminds me of talking to my brothers xbox one for the first time

Avatar image for white
white

1697

Forum Posts

47

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Quality.

Avatar image for metalliccookies
metalliccookies

674

Forum Posts

125

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

This has to be the best piece of content on the site :D :D i'm still laughing a day later XD

Avatar image for siman_shinsafe
Siman_Shinsafe

50

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Phillips goes crazy at the end.

This week has been great for videos.

Avatar image for paulielag92
PaulieLag92

29

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I hope someone was just outside the room listening to this and being so confused and disturbed.

Avatar image for yugge
yugge

25

Forum Posts

1331

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

The homepage for bot colony mentions that you should use it with Dragon NaturalSpeaking for the Speech recognition not to suck, it wont help jimmy's quest for the pepper grinder, but I wonder how much better the recognition would have gotten.

Avatar image for hollitz
hollitz

2398

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 12

Such a perfect ending. Jimmy better turn up in the game of the year discussions for some category.

Who knew that watching Vinny argue with a glorified roomba for a hour and a half could be so entertaining?

I was thinking the same thing.

Avatar image for monkfishesq
monkfishesq

334

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By monkfishesq

IT'S PRONOUNCED VAHHHHHHSE.

Avatar image for xymox
xymox

2422

Forum Posts

2520

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 8

Edited By xymox

This is so great. There needs to be more "Vinny Bought".

Daiichi on the base.