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Watch the Intro to Gears of War 3

Cheer up, Dom! Plenty of time for crying in your beer after that whole lambent business is put to bed.

Aug. 22 2011

Posted by: Brad

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Gears of War 3

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@Jeffsekai: Too true. They don't care, yet clicked through and posted first.

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@Undeadpool: Completely agree. I've always liked the Gears story and find that the focus they have towards it, very exciting!
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"Everybody else is getting killed by Lambant, but I think I've got enough time..." 
 
*HSSS* ... *HSSSSS* 
 
"There. Now that my gun looks awesome, I'm going to go out and actually USE it! I'm so excited!" 
"Good thing I've been working out since the last time everyone saw me."

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I hope that's not the real intro, that was just a weak recap of the past two games

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@zudthespud: Too bad theyre not covering it. I like how GB guys do it.There is so much going on at Gamescom at the moment.At least they could have a topic would say there was a huge game event in EU.Yes i agree this is not a news site at first place but they have a news section right? (Also If im not wrong this GOW3 intro cinematic is exclusive for GC) No big deal anyway i love this site.

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"Gears is just knuckle-dragging, bro, fist-bumping horseshit."

"Gears has all this emotional, pussy-shit, what the fuck?"

Some games just can't do right by some people no matter what they do.

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@Discoman said:
I laughed when Maria was uh 'dead'.
How could you not? That was hysterical. 
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I'm glad to see they packed the essentials, like the tattoo gun.

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I HATE POPULAR THINGS!!!!!1111

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Edited By thetenthdoctor

Looks phenomenal- game's going to be awesome. And all you guys bagging on it for being a "generic tps" or having "no story", way to not play the games and act like you know what you're talking about. Gears might not be award winning fiction, but at least it has a better story and more unique graphics and gameplay than garbage like CoD with its "Oh no, a crazy rogue general from Herpderpistan has nukes- must singlehandedly destroy an entire army! "

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Edited By drmadhatten

I'm sure this is completely to recap all those who missed the other Gears games and not for those who have played them. They really want this Gears to be the most accessible.

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Looks awesome. I'm interested to find out how they wrap everything up. I also didn't mind the 2nd one. A little long but still fun. That's right, throw your hate at me!

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@jagenheim said:

@RVonE said:

Kinda weird how not being hyped for this game means you're a hater, hipster or douchebag.

Or a Playstation 3 owner; but I guess you already mentioned them.

(oh, blue people; I kid)

That made me chuckle. Well done.

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Terrible intro. Videos of previous games on a screen while a character no one cares about talks over it... zzzzz. Wondering if they're still doing one of those amazing music video-like advertisements like the Mad World one; seems like they're phoning in Gears 3 a bit.

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ANYA! 
 
The story is absolute crap but I'll have to check this one out. It'll be a blast on co-op I reckon.

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Nice to see everyone bitter as hell!

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Ass opener is the best opener.

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@RVonE said:

Kinda weird how not being hyped for this game means you're a hater, hipster or douchebag.

Or a Playstation 3 owner; but I guess you already mentioned them.

(oh, blue people; I kid)

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I do actually care about Gears and buying this is a no brainer. Having said that, the story is, in my opinion, fucking rubbish. It's too late to make us care now... When Dom's wife died it was one of stupidest moments in the whole series. Tai was souless, Marcus is completely two dimensional and the rest of the cast are just filler.

The game itself is great (the combat, the action sequences, etc.), and the multiplayer will, once again, be awesome. But the first Gears story was disjointed, lacked transitions and was missing huge details. The second Gear story tried, but in trying became worse - seriously, who gave a fuck about Dom's wife or the sinking of a city that was just a battleground anyway? It's too late to make me care now... just make sure the matchmaking works and there's plenty of good maps and I'll there.

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I like gears. But I don't want to fight another giant fish or explore the deep chasmic depths of a giant worm. I hope gears 3 is closer to the first than the second.
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I love how people "Don't care" yet they post on a video about how much they "Don't care". These are the same people who will be buying the game when it comes out.

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Obligatory ass shot....check

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Can't play the video. Keeps saying that I need to reload the page and try again.

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Do want. More then anything.

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ITS A GIANT WORM! 
 
I can't take Gears seriously in the story department. I never cared about Tai, and I laughed when Maria was uh 'dead'.

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The COG sure do make lot's of hasty bad decisions that end up making things only worse.

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Gears of Wars it's been so draaaaamatic I find it to have to opposite effect on me. I fount it to be one of the most polished and produced examples of involuntary humor.

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Poor Dom.

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@ZarakixKenpachi said:

I love Gears but I'm sorry, it just doesn't make sense; who the fuck filmed all the footage that Anya is watching on the screen? What human is gliding a foot off the ground through a battlefield with a camera? You can't create an epic cinematic in-game and then have a character somehow watch that cinematic! Argh.

Maybe that's what JACK has been up to whenever he's invisible. He zips around getting footage with an attached camera. Instead of using the invisible flying robot to lay waste to their enemies, the COG just uses him to tape battles for future reference.

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@DarthOniXVIII said:
Oddly enough, I just can't bring myself to care about this game.
@RE_Player92 said:

Couldn't give a shit about the Gears franchise.

@TorMasturba said:

Meh.

@Yamoto said:
Generic tps with a bad story NO THANKS!
all within the six first comments, awesome guys....it's good to know how you watched a video for something you don't care about.
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@GS_Dan said:

Not quite as terrible as the usual Gears trailers...

Gears has the best trailers, not sure what your talking about.

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Ok sad Dom. It's time to get angry. I wanna see Angry Beardy Dom. Nobody with a beard can be sad.

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@Jeffsekai said:

I love how the first like 5 comments are people saying how much they don't care. THEN WHY WASTE YOUR TIME LOOKING AT IT

This times a million.
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Looks good (haters gonna hate)

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No matter how hard Epic tries, I will never care for this series' story. It's so fucking generic.

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I love Gears but I'm sorry, it just doesn't make sense; who the fuck filmed all the footage that Anya is watching on the screen? What human is gliding a foot off the ground through a battlefield with a camera?
You can't create an epic cinematic in-game and then have a character somehow watch that cinematic! Argh.

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@Afroman269: Good to hear. Yes I missed out on the beta, largely because I've been avoiding coverage because I don't really need to be sold on the game or make myself impatient for the full release.

If the chainsaw action is more vulnerable than I remember and the online is tweaked a bit everything else is a bonus.

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Not quite as terrible as the usual Gears trailers...

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I came....to see a video....so that´s what im going to do...."cough"

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@Double0hFor said:

i have 0% excitement for this game and i love Gears, what is wrong with me?!

i felt the same way for gears 2. just had no interest whats so ever in playing another gears game. however i few weeks after it came out i decided to pick it up. I then remembered why i loved Gears of War in the first place.

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@Zaxex said:

Despite joining a Gears of War clan, playing at least a few hours a day and even going to a tournament this is the first I've really seen of GoW3; I guess I lost a little interest after never clicking with GoW2.

I had no idea the Locust were defeated and the other monster dudes were new.

Looking forward to it anyway, I like that the story changes so much through the series despite not really being the focus.

Also fuck the Lancer's chainsaw, it's nowhere near as cool as it is infuriating online.

Did you miss out on the Gears 3 beta? Any longtime MP Gears player can appreciate how much of a godsend the improvements in this games's online infrastructure is.

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There's already some grade A commenting in here

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Looks fun.

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As an outsider looking in, this trailer doesn't  impress me. I've never been a big fan of the Gears franchise, mostly because the longer this franchise plods on, the more questions it leaves unanswered. Like the rest of the games so far, this trailer seems to pile more questions on without answering anything. Meh.

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EPIC, NO ONE CARES ABOUT DOM'S STUPID WIFE, TIA

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i have 0% excitement for this game and i love Gears, what is wrong with me?!

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Edited By bybeach

I'll speak positively of Anna's butt....c'mon such a luv/hate war no on bumped their nose into it the first few seconds..I didn't real all the comments. I was more wierded out by the millions of civies killed. I think abandoned might have made more story sense. This franchise has proven to me to be a pretty much one play through, but I always enjoy it. enough to pre order,oh, not ps/steam, dammit!

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I'm sort of bummed out that they spend the entire intro talking about the first two games, then say "Oh yeah, we're splitting up. Why? Because gameplay, that's why."
 
I like the idea that they're actually taking the Gears story seriously, but I have my doubts as to whether or not Epic's writers can actually pull it off. Still looking forward to it either way, though.