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May rages on, but we're still excited to sit back, relax, and just enjoy some dang video games.
Heck, I've got no problem with some good, fun, free games! Also, related, Doritos have some ok flavors.
Ryan and Drew go back TEN YEARS to the point in the franchise when things really... revved up.
I still kind of can't believe this expansion exists, but I am absolutely not complaining.
Patrick gets scared stiff! Well, maybe not scared...and more like frozen...he definitely stopped moving.
Things heat up as the gang open Zandronum and fan the pixelated flames of nostalgia.
The same one we saw in Boston! Narrated by the same guy! It's just like you're there!
More first-person tower defensing! In spaaaaaaaaace!
Alex shoots brains in the face, and questions the thematic consistency of this classic Konami shooter.
If I'm honest, I'm maybe more excited for that Killing Joke Joker outfit. Does that make me a bad person?
Brad controls the fate of the universe with his iPad. Now if only his fingers weren't so big...
What's this? Where am I? Who am I? Who are YOU? Ryan and Patrick answer none of these questions.
It also seems thematically appropriate, if nothing else.
Zach and Tarn Adams spent 11 years in obscurity working on one game. Now it's in the MOMA.
Not a single one of those mechs has Hitler's head attached to it. I don't know how to feel about that.
Here's a little history lesson on this absurd caricature of grizzled badassery.
Touch fuzzy, get dizzy, and spit truths about the SNES platformer that Patrick didn't realize needed any defending in the first place.
They aren't afraid to slap on some patriotic clothes while dealing out body slams, either.
Yeah right, buddy. I've made out with too many grotesque monsters over the years to fall for the old "it won't hurt" line again.
Bet you didn't know there were Snakes on Mars. There are also Sharks and Jets, apparently.
Brad and Vinny get locked up for first-person shooting because their lawyer used the Tower Defense.
Newly formed Precursor Games is seeking $1.5 million to make its episodic horror game come to life.
Someone brought us a giant donut. This will end well, obviously.
I'd sing along with the ballad of Silas Greaves, but I don't know the words. I need some lyric captions with one of those bouncing balls.