Whiskey Media: Happy Hour 06/03/11

It definitely supports transfurring!

Talk about the fucks engine.

@JoeyRavn said:

Really, Sara? Three or four weeks for an issue to come out scanned? More like 3 or 4 hours. Zero-day comic books are avaible as fast as zero-day games, movies or music: instantly. As soon as it's released in stores, it's available online.

I'm really sorry for Tony, because I really like him, but I'm consistently skipping the Comic Vine section just because of Sara.

Legally, idiot.

I didn't know this was a subscriber only but if so then you lot might have a breach in your code. 
 
I was watching a quicklook earlier (i think it was red faction), after it ended it all of a suddon skipped to the live show. I figured i must had clicked something accidentally and didn't recognise it so i kept it running till the end. 
 
I'm not a subscriber but i did see it all (and it was good except for the drunken behaviour of a certain puppy loving person). So yeah, i'm all for free things but you might wanna check that "bug" out (not that i mind it being around) 
 
Greets

Rorie: Benje are you a dog?

Benje: No, i've actually had a million people say that before

Awkward pause.

Brilliantly hilarious!

@JoeyRavn: What?!?

I don't like comics but even I wanna go on that site because of Sara. Screw Tony.

Wow, Duke Nukem looks like...really bad.

I like Duke Nukem, as an idea, but the actual gameplay is fucking garbage. It does not hold up to similar first person action games of this generation. Maybe it's just a bad demo, but it's bad. The trappings around it are good, but the actual game. Bleh.

Coke sipping, "Lot's of sex" yelling Sara is my new fifth favorite Sara. I'm not sure if she's wearing a tank top or else she might be my fourth...

Have your Matt Rorie spade or neutered or better yet... Put him to SLEEP! Doesn't WM know by now that Rorie drinking liquor won't help anything... God, Can't he control himself? Seems the only qualifications to work at WM is having worked at Gamespot.

Also, why doesn't the live stream work? Is it my computer? I click play, it opens a blank window and shows me an ad about these poor mothers who can't get any sleep nor sex. (I think the Giantbomb community should help them out.) Why do I have to go to tested.com to watch it? Is it because each website needs a certain quota of HH viewers so they force us to watch it there? I mean, if I pay to watch, why must I be subjected to horrible ads?

I know, if you don't have anything nice to say... But is their anything positive to talk about other than the breathtaking contrast of Sara's dark hair on her olive skin and red lipstick? (OH GOD I NEED A LIFE!!!!)

stfu y'all. Matt Rorie is awesome!! He is the best part of the happy hour.

I like this "comics starting over" thing. I always wanted to read comics, but really I didn't want to read what, 30 years+ of background? Yeah fuck that. This sounds cool

@Dylabaloo:I was the one who called that in (my name ends in "ji" by the way) & you do not know how annoying it is to have every single person compare you to that. & the worst part is people think I have never heard it before.

Jeff and Kessler made this show great.

@Max_Hydrogen said:

Coke sipping, "Lot's of sex" yelling Sara is my new fifth favorite Sara. I'm not sure if she's wearing a tank top or else she might be my fourth...

Have your Matt Rorie spade or neutered or better yet... Put him to SLEEP! Doesn't WM know by now that Rorie drinking liquor won't help anything... God, Can't he control himself? Seems the only qualifications to work at WM is having worked at Gamespot.

Also, why doesn't the live stream work? Is it my computer? I click play, it opens a blank window and shows me an ad about these poor mothers who can't get any sleep nor sex. (I think the Giantbomb community should help them out.) Why do I have to go to tested.com to watch it? Is it because each website needs a certain quota of HH viewers so they force us to watch it there? I mean, if I pay to watch, why must I be subjected to horrible ads?

I know, if you don't have anything nice to say... But is their anything positive to talk about other than the breathtaking contrast of Sara's dark hair on her olive skin and red lipstick? (OH GOD I NEED A LIFE!!!!)

What. The. Fuck.

Needs more kittens and less puppies.

Great HH! It's still a great shock to me that Matt Rorie has turned into this hilarious, camp puppy obsessed monstrosity when he was always so seemingly timid back on GameSpot.

@Max_Hydrogen said:

Coke sipping, "Lot's of sex" yelling Sara is my new fifth favorite Sara. I'm not sure if she's wearing a tank top or else she might be my fourth...

Have your Matt Rorie spade or neutered or better yet... Put him to SLEEP! Doesn't WM know by now that Rorie drinking liquor won't help anything... God, Can't he control himself? Seems the only qualifications to work at WM is having worked at Gamespot.

Also, why doesn't the live stream work? Is it my computer? I click play, it opens a blank window and shows me an ad about these poor mothers who can't get any sleep nor sex. (I think the Giantbomb community should help them out.) Why do I have to go to tested.com to watch it? Is it because each website needs a certain quota of HH viewers so they force us to watch it there? I mean, if I pay to watch, why must I be subjected to horrible ads?

I know, if you don't have anything nice to say... But is their anything positive to talk about other than the breathtaking contrast of Sara's dark hair on her olive skin and red lipstick? (OH GOD I NEED A LIFE!!!!)

I will personally hunt down and maim anyone that says anything about Matt rorie other than "He is fucking awesome"...

@Max_Hydrogen: Rorie kicks ass. You should spend more time appreciating his awesomeness and less time being a freaking creeper.

Puppies and Duke Nukem make for a great Happy Hour.

Good lord that move by DC is duuuuuuuuuumb.

@DeadDorf said:

Needs more kittens and less puppies.

This.

Kittehs FTW!!!

Someone needs to get Matt Rorie to move to an apartment complex that allows dogs. I think he gets goofier than usual if he hasn't had his daily dose of petting puppies. Having a dog to care for on a regular basis may calm him a bit.

@SadisticWOlf said:

Good lord that move by DC is duuuuuuuuuumb.

I'm not sure actually. I recently got into comics and outside enclosed arcs like The Dark Knight Returns, Year One, etc, it can be pretty intimidating to just drop into a series when you see the #600+ issue number. Then again it only really works if they stick to it and don't haphazardly go back to the old numbering system. It seems like a divisive move.

Kesssssler!

Wow, Duke looks terrible. I mean, I haven't seen those greasy plastic textures since Condemned, which, you know was a 2005 joint

Anyone else having trouble downloading the HD version?

The way Rorie yells "OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE PUPPIES HESSOADORABLE!" at every puppy rating video is my favorite thing about Rorie.

no tested?

I could care less about anything besides the giant bomb crew and tested.

@caryrabbit:

Couldn't.

Jeff was a good host this week, and Rorie was pretty much the highlight as usual. And I don't know why my text is bold. Curse you, new editor!!

@Max_Hydrogen said:

Coke sipping, "Lot's of sex" yelling Sara is my new fifth favorite Sara. I'm not sure if she's wearing a tank top or else she might be my fourth...

Have your Matt Rorie spade or neutered or better yet... Put him to SLEEP! Doesn't WM know by now that Rorie drinking liquor won't help anything... God, Can't he control himself? Seems the only qualifications to work at WM is having worked at Gamespot.

Also, why doesn't the live stream work? Is it my computer? I click play, it opens a blank window and shows me an ad about these poor mothers who can't get any sleep nor sex. (I think the Giantbomb community should help them out.) Why do I have to go to tested.com to watch it? Is it because each website needs a certain quota of HH viewers so they force us to watch it there? I mean, if I pay to watch, why must I be subjected to horrible ads?

I know, if you don't have anything nice to say... But is their anything positive to talk about other than the breathtaking contrast of Sara's dark hair on her olive skin and red lipstick? (OH GOD I NEED A LIFE!!!!)

Well done, guy, you are officially creepy as living fuck.

My first DC comic was a Batman book in the high 400s. My first Marvel was Uncanny X-Men in the 290s. So I always find the excuse that "high numbers are too intimidating" to be BS. It's just an excuse by shitty writers crapping out subpar work. Which is the real reason I'm down to two DC Universe books at the moment. Because their writers are just coasting. I'll stick to an Ed Brubaker any day.

Matt's got a Trophy Fire shirt. I just accidentally saw them a few weeks ago, huzzah.

Duke looks terrible...

Patrick needs to talk about a tenth as often. He's super negative.

Rorie needs to talk 300% more often.

I'd buy more comics, super hero ones in particular, if it wasn't so hard to follow a character. Just try staying current with any one character and see how expensive it is, let alone mind-bogglingly complicated.

At the 1hr 15min mark, Jeff accidentally breaks embargo on the Vitta name :p

@Krystal_Sackful said:

Patrick needs to talk about a tenth as often. He's super negative.

Rorie needs to talk 300% more often.

Agreed. On the latest TNT, Klepek completely shits on the Metal Gear franchise. Whether you dig the series or not, you gotta know that Kojima et al. have consistently generated very high-quality games, and made a number of innovative contributions to the industry.

So Klepek, seriously...just be less of a dick, and you'll fit in just fine!

The MGS series isn't infallible. An overly convoluted story with middling gameplay is fair game.