Xbox One Launchtacular: Part 01

Jeff's Facebook page. Madden video, Need For Speed video.

Man Vinny is colorblind as fuck...lol.

The twitch blackhole. It makes my throat hurt. Oh man.

That twitch part... It was like a funny Brady bunch.

I almost died watching this.

They should make an account for that lamp.

Jeff, you should do more than following Danny O'dwyer, hire him.

I guess they build the cloud to host millions of bullshit videogame replays. Microsoft paid a lot of money to have its own digital trash can of irrelevance.

Inception...I'm in tears...

Just chest hurts so much from laughing...

Yeah, that interface took me from relatively uninterested in buying the console to absolutely adamant that that thing will have no place in my home unless they totally overhaul it. Yuck.

Look, I hate the Kinect as much as the next guy, but Jeff's inability to use it effectively baffles me. Wait half a second between "Xbox" and what else you want to say. It took me two tries to figure that out.

No lie, I have my computer sitting next to my Xbox One and within the first minute of the video, Jeff said "Xbox Skype," and my Battlefield 4 game was interrruped with Skype launching.

Not that it matters since the multiplayer is FUCKING GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING BROKEN..

:-(

I like how the tutorial blowjobs the viewer as being a master of multitasking while teaching the very basics of it on the One....

Drew: unmoving during the Xbonception bit. Brilliant.

He's in a low power state; he's storing his energy for later use (when he has to subdue a threat or KILL)

Me I laughed so much I had to stop the video until my sides quit hurting.

Go figure new Kinect would be jank-ass. Oh well, I really hope they improve it with patches for Xb1 owners.

I was in tears during the infinite loop. Best GB moment ever.

That stream loop is the best thing I have seen in quite a while, and I'm not just internet exaggerating.

♪Here's the story... of a man named Jeffrey.♪

Someone mix this streaming loop of doom into the new giantbomb theme song.

Thought I was spoiled on the stream loop by reading it in comments before seeing it... but wow.

The best free ad placement for Anchorman 2 ever.

I was laughing like a madman at work last Friday during that Bombception bit. Glad this is up to show my coworkers that it was well justified.

It's greyish brown, you guys.

I was honestly expecting 4 episodes of Killer Instinct and abusing Kinect.

Same! I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.

@slot9: They've started doing that since people often ask in the chat since a lot of people still jump in the middle of the stream, not know what game it is and still ask and they've been doing it often now.

@scarabus: Oooooh man, that's too good.
What has been seen cannot be unseen :P.

They've started doing that since people often ask in the chat. It's kinda useful for people who just joined in the live stream and who are not familiar with the game they're showing off or is not sure and would often ask in the chat. This is also useful for those who aren't logged into chat but are still viewing the stream (since this was a normal stream and not premium)

I had flashbacks to the Star Trek Online release stream for a second there...

I started tearing up a little. That was incredible.

Man, the Twitch part slayed me.

I could make a list of all the things i currently don't like about that UI, but it would be quicker to just say i dislike all of it.
Killer Instinct tipped the Xbone ahead of the PS4 in my eyes but after seeing the interface it's way behind again, how the hell can you not display any kind of hard drive information and automatically delete stuff, that's obscene.

Twitch-inception was bringing back memories of the end of the Star Trek Online beta.

Angry Birds: Star Wars... $49.99. Good God...

The Kinect works awesome for me which is surprising because the first one didn't work for shit lol.

That price really surprised me, the PC versions of the originals were already overly expensive at $20, especially since it seems so lite effort has been spent on making them feel good with non-touchscreen input.

I have a strange desire to watch Anchorman 2.

I love the how snappy the dashboard is.

Man, it's so good having Patrick back at the office. I understand why he left, but it's such a bummer.

Wow, Xboxception might be my new all-time favorite moment.

Alright. Shut it down. SHUT IT DOWN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ8cjlEMLR0

y is patrick dressed like shaggy from scooby doo?

BombShock Infinite

"Good to see a fighting game at launch, when was the last time that happened?"

Like almost always?

Just off the top of my head:

Xbox360 - Dead or Alive 4
PS3 - Virtua Fighter 5
3DS - Super Street Fighter 4 - 3D Edition
PSVita - BlazBlue Continuum Shift Extend
WiiU - Tekken Tag Tournament 2 - Wii U Edition
PS2 - Tekken Tag Tournament

C'mon guys.

RIP Xbone ;__;

Not a fan of the UI at all, looks even worse then the Xbox 360. Looks messy.

That twitch part had me in stitches.

XBOX STOP!