Xbox One Launchtacular: Part 04

They really ran out of steam there at the end, busy few weeks I guess.

I can't whistle.

A loot/crafting based basketball game sounds like the kind of nonsense I'd be into.

WHO THE FUCK CAN'T WHISTLE

C-O-M-P-T-O-N, bitch!

I lost it at this. Jeff is amazing.

Toot toot, hey, beep beep!

Love the part where Drew is reading the letter... Then see Vinny show that amazing gameplay at the same time.

Crotch City.

Fucking Zoo Tycoon. Oh my god.

Love Patrick saying that the Bulls are going to be really good this year 3 days after Derrick Rose went down with a season-ending injury.

BEST GAME AT WII U LAUNCH = FUNKY BARN

This sort of thing was often the case before, during the industry's fixation with AAA == Quality, so its naturally going to happen afterwards.

That Zoo Tycoon car dropping in thing really never gets old. Saints Row car calls need to arrive like that. Great segment. Have to say, not really impressed with either console so far and will stick with PC and my PS3 for now, but the xbone certainly looks like it has better launch games, even Zoo Tycoon looked far more fun then shit like Knack.

Oh man when Brad said xbox record that I had Forza 5 running and it stared recording.

This is the only part that isn't up on their YouTube channel :/

It was when Ian was rapidly switching back and forth between the two screens. It was nothing, really, just a reminder to be careful, but I know that embarrassed feeling when you go to do something you think will be funny and it's immediately met with a "Hey, don't do that".

Maybe it's just me, haha.

Those achievement pop-ups are a deal breaker. Sorry, Xbox. They're too ugly. Xbox, stop.

...I can't even....what?

That bear section of Zoo Tycoon had me in tears.

Love Jeff's Xbox voice.

"HI!"

ZOO FAME!!!!

@shagge: When was this? I totally missed it.

best game on xbox zoo tycoon who would thought that be case

Patrick is such a fake sports fan. Wear that 8 bit Bears shirt some more

Half way down the snake road: "Aww damn, forgot something. Be RIGHT BACK!"

I can't wait for the launch of the PS5! See you guys then!

@rodiard: have you seen how hard it is to get multiplayer to work on an xbox one? also i heard xbox ones burst into flame and bans you from xbox live if you drop an f-bomb as it eats your disc so be careful Giantbomb community I am afraid for your safetys.

We need an Unprofessional Fridays segment where Giant Bomb plays 4-player co-op Zoo Tycoon. Summon four buggies at once and get them to crash into each other, and other hijinks.

Where's the Internet?

EA in it's best Full Metal Jacket Drill Sargent voice;

'You will Learn! I will teach You!'.

I can't stop shouting 'Zoo Fame!' at work.

08:45

Drew reading that NBA Live 14 apology letter...

POOP POOP

@patrickklepek I felt you were alone on pimping Rise of the Planet of the Apes, but yeah that was an awesome movie.

Had an empathetic cringe moment when Brad gave Ian the business for fucking with the controls.

Brad: "Non-gamers, like my dad, should buy the XBone."

@patrickklepek there was 4 Anaconda movies and David Hazzelhof is in the third one. It's fucking awfull

Nope, not playing Zelda or Mario. I've been doing that for 30 years ...I'M DONE with the same ol Nintendo franchises. Until they put there efforts toward NEW franchises (they can still be "cute" or 'old-schoolish' if they want) I will not play another Nintendo platform.

Dat bear interaction!

DAT XBOX LOOKS LIKE A VCR