208 Comments
Posted by GnomeonFire

No I won't.

Posted by BulletConcerto

your only other option is to buy 3 more copies of shadowman.

Posted by CaLe

Come vote this down on their official YouTube so they know they are bad people.

Posted by Nekroskop

So fucking dumb. Team Ninja ruined Metroid and now they're ruining Ninja Gaiden.

Posted by Spiritof

If the tone of this game could hear it would tell Yaiba to STFU.

Posted by Kayrack

..... for real?

Edited by Snail

This looks more immature than a Suda51 game. I mean that in a terrible way.

Still, the game itself looks good and looks fun - the latter of which calls for an eyebrow raise since this is (apparently) a Spark Unlimited joint? Though, judging by the logo in the trailer, they seem to have dropped the "Unlimited" part of the name.

EDIT: Oh, weird. Team Ninja, Spark and Comcept are all credited as development studios. So this really is Keiji Inafune's latest project? That only makes me all the more disappointed at the stupid-ass dickish tone of the game, but it seems that if you're able to tolerate that, the bloody, brutal, comic-book limb-slashing portion of the game should prove pretty rewarding.

Posted by kawiji

So... Uh, yeah. This is a thing? No thanks. Not even remotely interested.

Posted by Korolev

Totally forgot this game existed...... and I'm pretty sure I'm going to forget it exists within a few hours too.

Posted by EveretteScott

Ninja Gaiden: Yo Gabba Gabba

Posted by MormonWarrior

Old consoles? Finally, a new SNES game!

Posted by MildMolasses

So fucking dumb. Team Ninja ruined Metroid and now they're ruining Ninja Gaiden.

Uh, they ruined NG last year. And it is totally their series to ruin

Posted by PaniPoniDoom

I really wish I was 13 years old all over again so I could truly appreciate petty perversion and the swear words.

Posted by CitizenJP

Sugar tits.

Edited by Morningstar

Will I? Will I??

Posted by patrickklepek

Holy crap. I finally watched this whole trailer. What the hell?!

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Posted by EveretteScott

Holy crap. I finally watched this whole trailer. What the hell?!

Take a suck, Patrick. Take all the suck.

Posted by MildMolasses

Holy crap. I finally watched this whole trailer. What the hell?!

You mean you just posted it without watching it? Why did you do this to us?

Posted by patrickklepek

@patrickklepek said:

Holy crap. I finally watched this whole trailer. What the hell?!

You mean you just posted it without watching it? Why did you do this to us?

It's too late now. I'm a monster.

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Edited by AjayRaz

honor and death go together like hot sauce and my balls

Edited by Tennmuerti

I'll be brutally honest, if this didn't have zombies I'd find it appealing on a certain, over the stupid line, level.

"Take a suck" has a certain je ne sais quoi about it. Probably because I find English a boring language to swear in and am all for diversity in cussing.

Posted by Clonedzero

I dunno, seems pretty cool.

Edited by Dizzmotron

Trying so hard that it is painful, but not hard enough that it becomes a parody of itself. That was just terrible.

Posted by Duffyside

Holy crap. I finally watched this whole trailer. What the hell?!

If the tanker truck driving between two giant promotional female legs didn't tip you off that this is SUPPOSED to be laughed at, then I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by ArjanN

It's also coming to PC, so I'll pick it up there.

Looks like you could have some dumb fun with it.

Posted by sixpin

I dig the art style. That dialogue is garbage though. I'm not one of the easily offended by base humor, but I am offended that they think any line spoken in this trailer wasn't complete trash.

Posted by Svenzon

Oh, please tell me, Team Ninja! How exactly does one "take a suck"?

Edited by MildMolasses

@patrickklepek said:

Holy crap. I finally watched this whole trailer. What the hell?!

If the tanker truck driving between two giant promotional female legs didn't tip you off that this is SUPPOSED to be laughed at, then I don't know what to tell you.

I think we all get that. It's just excruciatingly unfunny.

Posted by Ballskin

embarrassing

Posted by Dietomaha

I dunno. Ridiculous dialogue (and also ridiculous bus-through-the-crotch scene) aside, I think this looks pretty fun. The aesthetic is nice, the combat seems pretty good. Hard to really tell from just a trailer though.

Posted by kennybaese

Someone's trying real heard to make a Suda 51 game.

Posted by FunkasaurasRex

Take a suck, sugartits.

Edited by GaspoweR

OH FUCK MAN... I could understand the main character being despicable and be somewhat of a "villain" to the main game's protagonist and the art style, presentation, and gameplay is pretty cool but the dialogue just makes me NOT WANT TO BUY THIS GAME. 0_o

Edited by joshrholloway

... is this real life?

Edited by ImmortalSaiyan

Someone's trying real heard to make a Suda 51 game.

That may be the best way to describe it.

Posted by Ozzie

I feel like a 13 yr old wrote this trailer

Posted by yeliwofthecorn

Oh wow, how does "take a suck" not get looked over?

"Uh, hey, sir, I know someone who speaks English, should they give our dialogue a once-over?"

"Naaaaaaah"

Posted by patbaer

Maybe Miss Monday should have left Yaiba for dead.

If the combat is solid, I'll probably pick it up on sale. But there's gonna be A LOT of eye rolling at all the "edgy sarcasm".

Posted by Tesla

I love the concept of being some fodder enemy dude that was killed by Ryu in a past game. The execution appears to be lacking though.

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Edited by Cerberus3Dog

This is embarrassing. I cannot make it through this trailer.

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Posted by Rorie

Man this looks insufferable. Can't wait to see some enterprising modders re-dub the whole thing to make it actually playable, though.

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Edited by RadicalWall

I can't wait to play as an annoying douchebag!

Also this game is coming only to current gen consoles, five months after the next-gen launch.

Posted by fargofallout

No I won't.

We don't even need any more comments after this one.

Edited by Draxyle

The heck? The people allowed to purchase this game are at least ten years older than the age they would need to be to find this funny. That is painfully lazy "humor".

Edited by Sparky_Buzzsaw

Welp, that's certainly a game I'm going to ignore from now on.

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Posted by patrickklepek

@patrickklepek said:

Holy crap. I finally watched this whole trailer. What the hell?!

If the tanker truck driving between two giant promotional female legs didn't tip you off that this is SUPPOSED to be laughed at, then I don't know what to tell you.

But I didn't laugh. :(

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Edited by jimmyfenix

Facepalm.jif

Posted by Alex

Oh yeah, I remember when I played this at E3. This is the worst.

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Edited by ArtisanBreads

hahahaha so awesome

TAKE A SUCK

Posted by Pirsig

If you showed me this trailer with some good music instead of that horribly embarrassing dialogue I might have been interested. instead you get dialogue that sounds like it was written by a highschooler trying to be "edgy and cool." And it definitely doesn't come across as either of those things.... Ninja slicing stuff up, cool, ninja talking like a 13 year old at summer camp, not cool...