As of the 17th of this month Sony ,in a post on their PlayStation blog, has confirmed their intentions to bring the Wake-Up Club ,along with a few other apps, to the shores of the Americas. No date has been given but unofficial reports have it set to come out "not soon enough god damn it!" Sony has not responded to and inquiries about release date specifics; possibly owning to there being no such inquiries because this whole thing is just a joke. As always, keep your internet tuned to Giant Bomb for more updates as they happen.
Special thanks go out to Giant Bomb forum userfor uncovering this information.