Hey GB! I just got my copy of Watch Dogs today. I'm not very far, but given that there have been a myriad of questions about it since Day 1, I figured I would share some info about it with the wonderful people here on GB. So, ask me anything!

EDIT: It is the PS4 version

How was your day?

@metalthrashingmatt: White meat or Dark meat?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

How iconic is the cap?

"Guns Content" : "Not-Guns Content" ratio?

Half a bagel is stuck in my toaster and I can't get it out. Should I should go ahead and use a knife?

Use a knife, and a fork to steady the knife.

Should I play Super Time Force or Mafia 2 or carry on watching The Inbetweeners?

... are you hacking the Gibson?

Is bottled water okay?

What have I started?

Uh yeah, if you got watch dogs early why did you create this thread when you could be ... instead.... playing watch dogs?

Giantbomb Presents: "The Internet - A Giantbomb Thread".

Driving. Tell me all about it.

Is it crap or garbage?

I think I'll break the chain and actually ask a question here. So, what I want to know is whether or not it looks anything like the initial demo did?

I remember that. It's not weird to feel nostalgic about a gameplay demo, right?

@beachthunder: No, definitely not. Now whether it's weird to feel nostalgic for one that's a year old is another story.

What system and hows the performance (framerate, any texture pop-ins) that sorta stuff.

Oh, come on, it's closer to two.

I would love to ask some questions, but since I have a broken console. It'll probably be best for me not to ask. I feel so awkward without my ps4 working in my room, I didn't deserve this.

How many actual dogs have you seen so far? Did you observe them?

Do my nether regions look infected to you? I can't tell if it's herpes or just a rash.

does it have Mollypacks in it?

How's the mission variety?

Follow-up: Do these pants make me look fat?

To be honest, I felt slightly nostalgic watching it again myself, so you're not alone at least. Also, my bad. I thought the demo was from 2013.

Oh man. That sucks. Real sorry duder. :(

Question 1: How? Question 2: How does the framerate hold up?

What do I do if a person took my question?

Follow-up: Are you having fun with it? Also what were your expectations going in?

Does the game by chance open up with Aiden being diagnosed with throat cancer?

OP has fallen off the grid it seems.

Is it a solid 60 frames on the PS4? Also, does the guy wear the same clothes throughout the whole thing?

@splodge: Video Game Illuminati, man. They sent the DDOS attack puppy after him.

@splodge: I am here. I am away from home and using my phone. I have a lot to type so I will be answering all the questions in a couple hours when I get home to my PC.

@MetalThrashingMatt its cool, just making sure the man hadn't gotten to you ;)

My genuine question about the game would be how much content you think there is time-wise, and in what varieties is it presented. I am guessing it is similar to far cry 3 and AC black flag in ways ...

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Do you stand when you wipe or do you sit?

Do you fold the TP or do you scrunch it up?

Are you an aerosol shitter?

Was there a better rap album than Juvenile's 400 Degreez in 1998?

How many lines of cocaine can you snort before your nose bleeds?

How does the driving feel? The videos i've seen make it look quite janky.

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?

should I buy a trench coat? will it make me look cool or weird? like watch dog man

Bat or knife?

I know you're not that far in but does it seem like there is good side-mission variety?

Can you switch between Trevor and Franklin on the fly?

Who watches the watch dogs?

Actually I'm wondering how it compares to the Assassin's Creed games. And how much crafting and material hunting and stuff does it have? They're my least favorite part of the newer Ubisoft games, and the previews make it look a bit shoe-horned in (you just find random stuff in stolen cars?).

@metalthrashingmatt: the story, how is the story so far?, i honestly dont care about the gameplay, because the story or rather the concept they have been running shows so much potential.

and is Aiden Pearce a decent protagonist?

Is there a doge reference anywhere in the game?

Is it good? Just tell me if it's good.

@falserelic: What happened to your PS4?