Take comfort in the fact than it cannot possibly be worse than this:
SWAT COP II
Captain . . . what the hell is that?
All eyes turn upward. In the distance, a TINY SPECK descends from
the clouds and drops, in a perfectly vertical line, toward the head
of the statue. The SWAT CAPTAIN hoists a pair of binoculars:
SWAT CAPTAIN
Shit. Shit fire!!
SWAT COP
Sir! What is it?
7. POV SHOT - THROUGH BINOCULARS
A magnified view of the SPECK, which turns out to be a futuristic,
blimplike HOVERCRAFT -- the OWLSHIP.
SWAT CAPTAIN (O.S.)
Christ almighty, it's the goddamned Watchmen!
From the original 1989 movie script of Watchmen. 113 pages of hilarious hijinks. Here's another:
INT. STATUE - MIDSECTION - THAT MOMENTSpeaking of the Silk Spectre Look at the cops to her sides XD
SILK SPECTRE and THE COMEDIAN marching up a long metal stairway.
SILK SPECTRE
Should be just overhead. We have to distract them somehow . . .
COMEDIAN
Just barge in. While they're staring at your tits we'll blow their balls off.
So perhaps stop bitching and appreciate that Synder is giving this a good go. Will report back with further hilarity when encountered.
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