Ubisoft says no USA release.

#1 Posted by DarkShaper (1332 posts) -
#2 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

awww fox news wont have a new story :(

#3 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -

Guess I'm spending the quid for this game.  Kinda into S&M with this girl I'm dating so i was going to use it for one of our nights.   
 
Oh well, gonna try to Platinum this.

#4 Posted by SethPhotopoulos (5255 posts) -
@DarkShaper said:
"reduces the chance of a GB quick look . "
You sicken me, maybe if it was Brad and Drew though.
#5 Posted by DarkShaper (1332 posts) -
@SethPhotopoulos said:
" @DarkShaper said:
"reduces the chance of a GB quick look . "
You sicken me, maybe if it was Brad and Drew though. "
And Vinny.
#6 Posted by Ghostiet (5269 posts) -
#7 Posted by A_Cute_Squirtle (686 posts) -

For all the weird shit that people send them, can't someone fork the money just to send the GB crew a copy? This would at least be conducive to their video game needs. 
 
...Somehow.

#8 Posted by SethPhotopoulos (5255 posts) -
@DarkShaper said:
" @SethPhotopoulos said:
" @DarkShaper said:
"reduces the chance of a GB quick look . "
You sicken me, maybe if it was Brad and Drew though. "
And Vinny. "  
I just remembered that video where he put up that shelf.  You are correct sir.
#9 Posted by RE_Player1 (7560 posts) -
@A_Cute_Squirtle said:
" For all the weird shit that people send them, can't someone fork the money just to send the GB crew a copy? This would at least be conducive to their video game needs.  ...Somehow. "
If I lived in Europe I would gladly mail them a copy, sadly I do not :( 
#10 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

I thought that trailer was a North American trailer...

#11 Posted by Chris2KLee (2335 posts) -

I'll live.

#12 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -

I'm fine with this news since I don't care about the game outside of a quicklook, and they can always import it.

#13 Posted by carlthenimrod (1594 posts) -

...so who is going to start up the online petition?

#14 Edited by Yummylee (21616 posts) -

A, currently, Japanese only release of Catherine didn't stop 'em from getting it over there. Besides, I predict a Mailbag video with them having a dozen copies of this game ordered from all over Europe. At least one for every language! 
I imagine the Spanish one would be the most harsh... those accents are never not sauceeeeh.

#15 Posted by Skald (4367 posts) -

Good riddance to bad rubbish. 
 
For North Americans, anyway.

#16 Posted by Sticky_Pennies (2019 posts) -

That doesn't rule out a European release! An English We Dare QL may still be on!

#17 Posted by jakob187 (21670 posts) -
@KaosAngel said:
"Kinda into S&M with this girl I'm dating..."

TMI, DAWG!

#18 Posted by Hailinel (24712 posts) -
@Napalm said:
" I thought that trailer was a North American trailer... "
You mean the one with the giant PEGI rating logo at the start? :P
#19 Posted by Xolare (1283 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" @KaosAngel said:
"Kinda into S&M with this girl I'm dating..."

TMI, DAWG!

"
What the fucking shit dicks?
#20 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -
@Hailinel: I was saying to myself, "there was probably a Pegi logo at the front I didn't even pay attention to." 
 
Sorry, duder! That trailer was so amazing, I forget everything around me!
#21 Posted by MikkaQ (10288 posts) -

I can't say I'm surprised. This game would have been awkwardly received over here. 
 
Though a bit disappointed. I was looking forward to the shocked parents thinking it's some just random wii game. 

#22 Posted by Hot_Karl (3309 posts) -

That trailer is so disturbing. That dude in the purple shirt looks like the most rapiest of date rapists I have ever seen. That poor blonde hair girl doesn't know what's coming for her (hint: roofies). 
 
But for some reason, I want to play the game in a not dirty way. Instead of say...placing a remote in the backside of a girl's pants, I'll just instead hit the remote like I would hit a Rock Band microphone during tambourine parts in a song. It'll be less interesting but I won't need to take a shower in- between mini-games.

#23 Posted by LightRain (167 posts) -

A sex game for kids 12 and under...creepy.

#24 Posted by Gerhabio (1977 posts) -

Probably the best call.

#25 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

except for the fact that this severely reduces the chance of a GB quick look .     

Nooo. No it doesn't.
#26 Posted by jorbear (2517 posts) -
@DarkShaper said:
 "this severely reduces the chance of a GB quick look . "

Nothing stops the Wii Dare Quick Look. 

NOTHING.

#27 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic said:
" awww fox news wont have a new story :( "
I'm ashamed to say that I was actually looking forward to that.
#28 Posted by DarkShaper (1332 posts) -

The more I think about it the more I want to import the PS3 version. Stupid not having a Move. 

#29 Posted by JakeTaylor (309 posts) -

Wait. I can buy this in the UK?

#30 Posted by Khann (2850 posts) -
@KaosAngel said:
" Guess I'm spending the quid for this game.  Kinda into S&M with this girl I'm dating so i was going to use it for one of our nights.    Oh well, gonna try to Platinum this. "
How is anything about this game S&M, you fucking tard?
#31 Posted by CptChiken (1987 posts) -

Will it be released in england?

#32 Posted by DoctorTran (1562 posts) -
@Khann
@KaosAngel said:
" Guess I'm spending the quid for this game.  Kinda into S&M with this girl I'm dating so i was going to use it for one of our nights.    Oh well, gonna try to Platinum this. "
How is anything about this game S&M, you fucking tard?
Well, just take a guess where they'll be shoving the MOve Wand.
#33 Posted by Khann (2850 posts) -
@DoctorTran said:

" @Khann

@KaosAngel said:
" Guess I'm spending the quid for this game.  Kinda into S&M with this girl I'm dating so i was going to use it for one of our nights.    Oh well, gonna try to Platinum this. "
How is anything about this game S&M, you fucking tard?
Well, just take a guess where they'll be shoving the MOve Wand. "
 Still don't see how it relates to S&M. Even if it was a fucking dildo that came with the game, I still don't see how it's S&M.  
 
Unless you consider extremely tame spanking S&M (wouldn't want to damage that precious controller now would you?).    
#34 Posted by MikeHawk (382 posts) -

didn't Ryan say something on the Happy Hour about doing a quick look of it?

#35 Posted by Matfei90 (1288 posts) -
@Khann said:
" @KaosAngel said:
" Guess I'm spending the quid for this game.  Kinda into S&M with this girl I'm dating so i was going to use it for one of our nights.    Oh well, gonna try to Platinum this. "
How is anything about this game S&M, you fucking tard? "
Exactly what I was thinking... I think Kaos might be new to this kink.
#36 Posted by JakeTaylor (309 posts) -
@CptChiken said:

" Will it be released in england? "

 http://shop.ubi.com/store/ubiemea/en_GB/pd/ThemeID.8605700/productID.224256900/We_Dare.html
 
Looks like it will be.
#37 Posted by zudthespud (3281 posts) -

Oh this won't stop the Quick Look, I'm sure. 
 
Aren't all Wii games region free too? 
  
Also, @KaosAngel, 1) nobody cares about what you and your girlfriend do and 2) this isn't really s&m

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