Wiggler!

#1 Posted by Brodehouse (9521 posts) -

So this Wiggler guy might need some anger management, but I'm starting to understand his frustrations.  All he is doing is cruising around the donut plains or whereever, when some screaming Italian fucker comes along and kicks him in the head.  I'd turn red and invulnerable too if that happened to me.  The base aggression from Mario is absolutely unpunished, despite Wiggler largely being a bystander in the great conflict between Koopa Troop and Mushroom Kingdom.  He is not a member of any armed forces, he's just a segmented creature with flowers growing out of him.  What I'm starting to see is a racial hatred and genocidal doctrine on the part of the Mario Bros. to eliminate any of their ilk, and it should not and cannot be abided anymore.  Stand with me, and defend against Mario's aggression!

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