God, I Hate This Women

#1 Edited by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

 I realize I spelled "woman" incorrectly, and instead placed "women." It was just too late to change.
 
Everytime I was working at GameStop I used to have to be in the same room with the Wii Fit Plus standee. I want to kill this chick so much. HER FACE JUST MAKES ME ANGRY. Should I seek professional help? The fact that she looks like an ogre makes me want to do angry things. Like rolling up balls of paper. 
 

#2 Posted by keyhunter (3207 posts) -

You work at a gamestop so you're way more deserving of death than that blonde bombshell on that there box.

#3 Posted by Bobdaman18 (700 posts) -

Don't be a hater, shes just having a super good time with her wii fit.

#4 Posted by Baillie (4245 posts) -

She's not a bombshell, she is a bomb site victim.

#5 Posted by Evilsbane (4649 posts) -
@Vinchenzo: Sooo.. not a good idea to put a life size cardboard cut-out of her at your bedroom window?
#6 Posted by Griddler (3344 posts) -

Hey! Leave her alone, she doesn't get to come out from under the bridge often.

#7 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
@keyhunter: I quit on Saturday.
#8 Posted by Gamer_152 (14091 posts) -
@Evilsbane said:
" @Vinchenzo: Sooo.. not a good idea to put a life size cardboard cut-out of her at your bedroom window? "
I know what we're getting Vinchenzo for Christmas!
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#9 Posted by nanikore (2740 posts) -
@Bobdaman18 said:
" Don't be a hater, shes just having a super good time with her wii fit. "
Hah, yeah. Like that's ever gonna happen.
#10 Posted by JoeyIA (662 posts) -

You're just jealous that she's having more fun at GameStop than you.
#11 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

She's just enjoying family friendly Nintendo products, what is there to dislike?

#12 Edited by Ghostiet (5289 posts) -

This topic is the best topic on the Interwebs.

Also, the fucker on the right looks like he deserves every Falcon punch he can get.

#13 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
@Gamer_152: I'll also accept standees of Stephen Hawking.
#14 Posted by TooWalrus (13237 posts) -

Why? Because she doesn't have a gross Asian short stubby tongue and giant inch-long brown nipples?

#15 Posted by Brendan (7843 posts) -

Vinchenzo's jealous because they got paid more to stand in one spot and look happy than he did.

#16 Posted by Ghostiet (5289 posts) -
@Brendan said:
" Vinchenzo's jealous because they got paid more to stand in one spot and look happy than he did. "

If they had to look happy, they've been doing MORE than Vinchenzo, so the bigger pay is justified.
#17 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -
@Ghostiet: That's right. 
 
@TooWalrus: What? Asians have stubby tongues? Inch-long brown nipples? You must be looking in some sort of fetish section or some peculiar spot. I'm confused.
#18 Posted by Munchlax (21 posts) -

In any case, move to Europe. It looks like this. 
 

#19 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

Don't worry she will be gone soon. After developers complaining that Wii 3rd party sells suck ass, i'm sure they will back out. There for GameStop would back out too. 
 
@keyhunter: And c'mon dude. It's not the employees fault you've had crappy experiences. Thank the company that they force pre-orders on you. 

#20 Posted by CitizenKane (10507 posts) -
@Munchlax said:
 
Now that damn dog pisses me off so much!!!
#21 Posted by turbomonkey138 (4950 posts) -
@keyhunter said:
" You work at a gamestop so you're way more deserving of death than that blonde bombshell on that there box. "
dudes gotta earn a living bro
#22 Posted by get2sammyb (6412 posts) -
@TooWalrus said:
" Why? Because she doesn't have a gross Asian short stubby tongue and giant inch-long brown nipples? "
I know I probably shouldn't have, but I burst out laughing. *applauds*

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