And Japan already has creepy ideas for the Wii U.

Posted by Dalai (6980 posts) -
Japan, don't ever change.

Rule 34 is once again in effect, gentlemen. The entire world got a glimpse of the Wii U and Japan is still part of the world, although they're in a strange part of the world where naked cartoon pussy is as popular as the real thing. Japan is also ahead of the curve in naked cartoon pussy in video games. Japan is ready to take advantage of Nintendo's new console with its unique brand of creepy and I guess these are some supposed ideas. It's not like these games will ever come stateside or the other continents where the English language is widely spoken, but at least Japan will continue to baffle and confuse us with their hentai hijinks.

Hentai likely coming to the Wii U is probably the biggest non-story of the week. I mean, these are the same people who make love pillows. And giant robots.

#1 Posted by Dalai (6980 posts) -
Japan, don't ever change.

Rule 34 is once again in effect, gentlemen. The entire world got a glimpse of the Wii U and Japan is still part of the world, although they're in a strange part of the world where naked cartoon pussy is as popular as the real thing. Japan is also ahead of the curve in naked cartoon pussy in video games. Japan is ready to take advantage of Nintendo's new console with its unique brand of creepy and I guess these are some supposed ideas. It's not like these games will ever come stateside or the other continents where the English language is widely spoken, but at least Japan will continue to baffle and confuse us with their hentai hijinks.

Hentai likely coming to the Wii U is probably the biggest non-story of the week. I mean, these are the same people who make love pillows. And giant robots.

#2 Edited by MegaMetaTurtle (414 posts) -
#3 Posted by supermike6 (3530 posts) -

Hentai = Creepy 
Porn = Awesome. 
  
Sure, whatever you say bro.

#4 Posted by Animasta (14643 posts) -
@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
#5 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5374 posts) -

Sweet!

#6 Posted by zyn (2591 posts) -

And the next gen porn games begin...

#7 Posted by supermike6 (3530 posts) -
@Laketown said:
@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 
#8 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4307 posts) -

i dont even get the point of hentai... its a damn cartoon.  i see lots of this shit whenever i go to Japan. 

#9 Edited by Animasta (14643 posts) -
@supermike6 said:

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 
of course not, it was a joke (lighten up)
 
though there's probably a higher than average chance of you enjoying hentai due to it, so...
#10 Posted by supermike6 (3530 posts) -
@Laketown said:
@supermike6 said:
@Laketown said:
@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 
of course not, it was a joke (lighten up)
Sorry, it's really hard to tell a lot of the time :P
#11 Posted by Barrock (3525 posts) -

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:

@Laketown said:

@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome. Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy?
of course not, it was a joke (lighten up) though there's probably a higher than average chance of you enjoying hentai due to it, so...

That's what he's saying. He's suggesting a double standard.

#12 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5797 posts) -

good ol' japan

#13 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -

@Vito_Raliffe said:

Sweet!

Yeah dude this looks awesome! :D

#14 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Playing something like that would make me Creepy Uncle Claude.

#15 Edited by Beforet (2911 posts) -

Pre ordered!

Edit: And of course hentai is creepy! Porn is creepy, hentai is porn, so hentai is hentai. Logic folks, it's like a computer in your head. The only difference is that hentai is just that much more versatile.

#16 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -

@FancySoapsMan said:

good ol' japan
#17 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

Lol, it's so typical of japan, no one is suprised anymore.

#18 Posted by GoofyGoober (937 posts) -

Wouldnt that be too much hassle to play with some underage anime pussy? I mean damn looking at the tv screen, controller, and a DS god damn just go play one of the point and click ones on the pc.

#19 Posted by Beforet (2911 posts) -

Now what I want to know is will these quality titles be available on the eShop train for conductor Jeff's appraisal?

#20 Posted by core1065 (540 posts) -

YEAH! My type of game... umm wait....what?

#21 Posted by Beforet (2911 posts) -

So I guess the Wii U will have *sunglasses* hardcore gaming.

#22 Posted by Video_Game_King (35849 posts) -

Personally, I'd like a fatter lady on screen. That way, I could fondle her nipples with the two analog sticks.

#23 Edited by DG991 (1344 posts) -

@Beforet: Yes... I mean

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

#24 Posted by Vinny_Says (5681 posts) -

someone photoshop something cooler onto those 4 screens!!

#25 Posted by Destinycero (32 posts) -

I don't think Nintendo will ever allow Hentai games on any of their consoles. (so its a fake)

#26 Edited by Beforet (2911 posts) -

Well, yes clearly these are all mock ups of potential uses of Nintendo's systems. No one is suggesting that these experiments in perversion are going to be made available as retail products.

Wouldn't discount the possibility of seeing similar ideas as shady bootleg software you can only play on a jailbroken Wii U, though.

edit: Though I do find thisinteresting. Is this just a photoshop of that Castlevania HD game released a while ago? What's it doing hanging around this crowd?

#27 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11423 posts) -

At this point, whenever I see stuff like this, my immediate response is not shock or awe but simply "Oh Japan and your creepy obsession with sexualizing underage girls"

#28 Posted by Wraith1 (555 posts) -

am i the one thinking the dude who wrote that Japanese blog was just kidding around? i can't tell because I can't read Japanese

#30 Posted by Beforet (2911 posts) -

@Wraith1 said:

am i the one thinking the dude who wrote that Japanese blog was just kidding around? i can't tell because I can't read Japanese

Well, putting it through google translate, there does not seem to be anything written in the blog beyond the pictures and

"What direction is not about sex Bakkari!!"

That's pretty conclusive if you ask me. The comments ranged from "dude what the fuck?" to "Penis!" proving that comment silliness is a universal property of the internet.

#31 Posted by Nomin (964 posts) -

A necessary evil to keep the pervs off the streets. Those purveyors of game sludge are the unsung heroes and practically the inheritors of a thousand year practice of putting human desire, however dastardly and skin-crawling creepy, to a form of media. 

#32 Posted by RE_Player1 (7545 posts) -

@supermike6 said:

Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome. Sure, whatever you say bro.

I agree 100%. I don't like Hentai but I have no problem with it. Now when it's all about underage girls that's where it gets creepy.

#33 Posted by Beforet (2911 posts) -

@RE_Player92: Hey man, that girl totally told me she was a drawing. Had an ID and everything, your honor.

#34 Posted by Brendan (7670 posts) -

Y'know what really gives Hentai a bad rep? It's not the cartoons so much as it is the kids. Why do they always have to look like they're 12? Whatever, you like cartoons, I don't understand it, but that's fine. However, you liking cartoon pre-teens? It's about as cool as liking real pre-teens, which is not cool at all.

#35 Posted by TooWalrus (13132 posts) -

@Beforet said:

Well, yes clearly these are all mock ups of potential uses of Nintendo's systems. No one is suggesting that these experiments in perversion are going to be made available as retail products.

Wouldn't discount the possibility of seeing similar ideas as shady bootleg software you can only play on a jailbroken Wii U, though.

edit: Though I do find thisinteresting. Is this just a photoshop of that Castlevania HD game released a while ago? What's it doing hanging around this crowd?

Yeah, plus you'll be able to bluetooth that up to a PC just like you can with a wii remote

#36 Posted by TooWalrus (13132 posts) -

Honestly though, if I'm holding the tablet in one hand, and flicking a nipple with the other... how am I supposed to masturbate?!

#37 Posted by Subjugation (4716 posts) -

Giant Bomb is still your number one stop for naked cartoon pussy. You cool cats stay classy now.

#38 Posted by Beforet (2911 posts) -

@Brendan: Brother, would you rather we "like" pictures of real children? As repellant as it may be, these are only drawings we are discussing. Let us not attribute to them an importance they do not possess.

#39 Posted by RyuVsJaquio (1 posts) -

Would buy.

#40 Posted by Brendan (7670 posts) -

@Beforet said:

@Brendan: Brother, would you rather we "like" pictures of real children? As repellant as it may be, these are only drawings we are discussing. Let us not attribute to them an importance they do not possess.

No that is the point. They are of children. Sexualizing kids at all, in real life or in cartoon form is not cool. Hence my prior post.

#41 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

If Sony made Kinect, there'd be a million rape games revitalizing Japan's economy as we speak. Sadly, Japan has to work with Nintendo's new thing which is fine for probing and peeking but terrible for groping, really.

#42 Posted by Beforet (2911 posts) -

Very well, I am simply positing that the two sins are not of equal value.

#43 Posted by Bigheart711 (1252 posts) -
@supermike6 said:
@Laketown said:
@supermike6 said:
Hentai = Creepy Porn = Awesome.   Sure, whatever you say bro.
says the person with the anime avatar
Yes, I like anime. Does that make me creepy? 
Nope. Not to me. Although, I do like Porn a bit more than Hentai.
#44 Posted by Bruce (5264 posts) -

So fucking typical.

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