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    The Nintendo Wii U, the follow-up to the monstrously popular Nintendo Wii console, launched in North America on November 18th 2012.

    In this weeks installment of: Oh god please don't be true, wii u

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    #1  Edited By BestUsernameEver

    It has been well known that the wii-u's name has been changed internally at Nintendo, because the wii brand confuses customers into thinking the wii u is not a successor. Some said it negatively impacted the 3ds's sales early on because people thought it was a new 'ds', so knowing that, and seeing this leaked image, I really hope this does not line up to being true. This either mockup or actual press photo hints at an even WORSE name than the wii u, tell me what you guys think, does this make too much sense?

    EDIT: Seems that this is a fake picture, as many of you predicted. Looks like the name prediction train moves on.

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    #2  Edited By Levio

    the name is simultaneously too dumb and not dumb enough to be real

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    #3  Edited By BestUsernameEver

    @Levio said:

    the name is simultaneously too dumb and not dumb enough to be real

    My thoughts exactly.

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    #4  Edited By ArcLyte

    I actually think its a better name. always hated the Wii name.

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    #5  Edited By BestUsernameEver

    @ArcLyte said:

    I actually think its a better name. always hated the Wii name.

    "Gather round everybody, were gonna play some, ....gathr." Yeah, it sounds dumb, but wii u is so much worse.

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    #6  Edited By selbie

    Do we even know if that is the final build of the console? I thought it was just a placeholder.

    Either way I think Gathr is infinitely better than Wii U, mostly because it's one word and it means I don't ever have to say the word Wii ever again.

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    #7  Edited By TheHT

    looks legit. no, it doesn't.

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    #8  Edited By saethir

    I'm going to Gathr up all my Wiimotes and play some Pikmin.

    That sentence makes me laugh. Wii U on the other hand gives me flashbacks of college. I would rather laugh.

    Done.

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    #9  Edited By SomeDeliCook

    Gathr your wiis

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    #10  Edited By JasonR86

    Hell, the Wii name worked. Why not Gathr?

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    #11  Edited By Slay3r1583

    Gathr? Really? That is some dumb Web 2.0 bullshit right there.

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    #12  Edited By BestUsernameEver

    @Slay3r1583 said:

    Gathr? Really? That is some dumb Web 2.0 bullshit right there.

    Digg, Mog, Flickr, Spotify, pinterest, rdio, etsy, stickybits...... yep, it really is.

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    #13  Edited By Pinworm45

    I feel like every time a console needs to be named, everyone is competing to make the worst name. Like, they HAVE to be trying. There's just no other explanation. And there's bonus points for missing/misused letters.

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    #14  Edited By deathstriker666

    My Wii is ready for some Gathrin

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    #15  Edited By pyromagnestir

    I shall only refer to it as the Nintendo no matter what dumb name they give it.

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    I still think just calling it the Nintendo would be badass

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    #17  Edited By BestUsernameEver

    @Zacagawea said:

    I still think just calling it the Nintendo would be badass

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    #18  Edited By Ace829

    @Pinworm45 said:

    I feel like every time a console needs to be named, everyone is competing to make the worst name. Like, they HAVE to be trying. There's just no other explanation. And there's bonus points for missing/misused letters.

    Don't forget named peripherals! Kinect sodomizes the English language and Move is extremely dull.

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    #19  Edited By ZenaxPure

    No gathr'n dust joke yet? Come on people, making me sad here.

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    #20  Edited By Animasta

    They should really just contract sega to name their shit

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    #21  Edited By NekuSakuraba

    They should of named it the Super Nintendo Wii. Or, the Super Genesis 64 megadrive dream saturn station box cube boy colour advanced ds entertainment system 2600.

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    #22  Edited By Pinworm45

    Here's my entry into the "most obnoxious console name" competition that clearly exists.

    g@me

    No capitol G, that implies pretension, this console is to "hip" to care about linguistic formalities.

    The @ is a triple whammy - on the one hand, it's a computery key, so that implies it's cutting edge. It also means you play "at" it. you "game" at the "g@me". You also "Gat", which is new hip slang for GATHER together to play AT the GAME!

    GAME AT the g@me!

    I am fully convinced if one of them saw this, they would think it's incredible.

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    To be honest, that "leaked" image is pretty easy to make. With how aliased that text is, I doubt it's real. I got the hot scoops.

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    #24  Edited By LordAndrew

    And what was wrong with just calling it Dreamcast 2, Nintendo? Come on!

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    #25  Edited By BestUsernameEver

    @WilltheMagicAsian: lol love the homage to the gold skyward sword wiimote spectacle.

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    #26  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @WilltheMagicAsian said:

    To be honest, that "leaked" image is pretty easy to make. With how aliased that text is, I doubt it's real. I got the hot scoops.

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    Now make one with a due rag and call it " Hom-ii" 
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    #27  Edited By LiquidPrince

    Ew.

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    #28  Edited By Julmust

    I really don't think they'll change the name. At all. If they do and it's named "gathr" they fucked up badly.

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    #29  Edited By Bribo

    Howzabout Nintendo Milky-discharge?

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    #30  Edited By DarthOrange

    @NekuSakuraba said:

    They should of named it the Super Nintendo Wii. Or, the Super Genesis 64 megadrive dream saturn station box cube boy colour advanced ds entertainment system 2600.

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    @Pinworm45 said:

    Here's my entry into the "most obnoxious console name" competition that clearly exists.

    g@me

    No capitol G, that implies pretension, this console is to "hip" to care about linguistic formalities.

    The @ is a triple whammy - on the one hand, it's a computery key, so that implies it's cutting edge. It also means you play "at" it. you "game" at the "g@me". You also "Gat", which is new hip slang for GATHER together to play AT the GAME!

    GAME AT the g@me!

    I am fully convinced if one of them saw this, they would think it's incredible.

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    @LordAndrew said:

    And what was wrong with just calling it Dreamcast 2, Nintendo? Come on!

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    @Bribo said:

    Howzabout Nintendo Milky-discharge?

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    @BestUsernameEver:

    Seriously, if they announce that the new name will be gathr I will eat my hat.

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    #31  Edited By Hizang

    Just call it the NES, it will sell millions!

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    #32  Edited By RobotHamster

    I would be okay with just Super Wii.

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    #33  Edited By Deusoma

    I would love to see them change the name to the "Revolution", just to mess with us.

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    #34  Edited By SpunkyHePanda

    WiiWii.

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    #35  Edited By Hailinel

    Please, for the love of god, someone speed time up so that E3 can get here and these idiotic rumors can either be verified or put to rest.

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    #36  Edited By redcream

    Gathr sounds more like gator than gather to me.

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    #37  Edited By Radar

    Sup bro? Wanna play some Gathr?

    Obvious fake and sounds like an iOS/Android Farmville ripoff

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    #38  Edited By TheMasterDS

    The obvious choice for a new name is the Super Wii or "Swii"

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    #39  Edited By thejke

    I wish that they would just call it "The Nintendo".

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    #40  Edited By mordukai

    WTF does it mean anyways?

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    #41  Edited By JazGalaxy

    the "leaked" image doesn't look one bit real.

    Nintendo has better designers than that.

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    #42  Edited By Marz

    gathr?  easier just to call it WII 2

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    #43  Edited By jking47

    Fucking christ lets just call it the "Nintendo Video Game Machine" and be done with it, all of these brand names are stupid.

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    #44  Edited By AngelN7

    What!? Hahahaha how do you even pronounce that... oh man videogame related rumors are both fun and stupid.

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    #45  Edited By KaneRobot

    The Wii is the worst name of all time for any major console. They could call this thing the Nintendo Shitonyourface and it would be a better name.

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    #46  Edited By jay_ray

    Why can't it just be Wii 2? I mean the Wii has name recognition now and putting a 2 on the end just makes sense if they're afraid of Wii U not sounding like a successor. Damn these new age advertisers not just doing what makes sense.

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    #47  Edited By N7

    Just name it Nintendo Game. Then get Triple H to do all of the promotional stuff for it. EA would have a field day with it. Triple H comes out "I'M THE GAME AND IT'S IN THE GAME, ONLY ON THE GAME".
     
    At least we could laugh with it and not at it.

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    #48  Edited By Bones8677

    Well I always hated the Wii-U name, so chances are any new name will probably be better for me at least.

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    #49  Edited By kindgineer

    Name is the Wiitris.

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    #50  Edited By Deusoma
    @jking47 said:

    Fucking christ lets just call it the "Nintendo Video Game Machine" and be done with it, all of these brand names are stupid.

    I was about to mock you without mercy, and then I realized they started with the "Nintendo Entertainment System". Huh. Maybe you're actually onto something.

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