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The Nintendo Wii U, the follow-up to the monstrously popular Nintendo Wii console, launched in North America on November 18th 2012.

In this weeks installment of: Oh god please don't be true, wii u

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#1 Edited by BestUsernameEver (4639 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

It has been well known that the wii-u's name has been changed internally at Nintendo, because the wii brand confuses customers into thinking the wii u is not a successor. Some said it negatively impacted the 3ds's sales early on because people thought it was a new 'ds', so knowing that, and seeing this leaked image, I really hope this does not line up to being true. This either mockup or actual press photo hints at an even WORSE name than the wii u, tell me what you guys think, does this make too much sense?

EDIT: Seems that this is a fake picture, as many of you predicted. Looks like the name prediction train moves on.

#2 Posted by Levio (1393 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

the name is simultaneously too dumb and not dumb enough to be real

#3 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4639 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@Levio said:

the name is simultaneously too dumb and not dumb enough to be real

My thoughts exactly.

#4 Posted by ArcLyte (858 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I actually think its a better name. always hated the Wii name.

#5 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4639 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@ArcLyte said:

I actually think its a better name. always hated the Wii name.

"Gather round everybody, were gonna play some, ....gathr." Yeah, it sounds dumb, but wii u is so much worse.

#6 Edited by selbie (1667 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Do we even know if that is the final build of the console? I thought it was just a placeholder.

Either way I think Gathr is infinitely better than Wii U, mostly because it's one word and it means I don't ever have to say the word Wii ever again.

#7 Posted by TheHT (8082 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

looks legit. no, it doesn't.

#8 Posted by Saethir (318 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I'm going to Gathr up all my Wiimotes and play some Pikmin.

That sentence makes me laugh. Wii U on the other hand gives me flashbacks of college. I would rather laugh.

Done.

#9 Posted by SomeDeliCook (1657 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Gathr your wiis

#10 Posted by JasonR86 (7675 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Hell, the Wii name worked. Why not Gathr?

#11 Posted by Slay3r1583 (492 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Gathr? Really? That is some dumb Web 2.0 bullshit right there.

#12 Edited by BestUsernameEver (4639 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@Slay3r1583 said:

Gathr? Really? That is some dumb Web 2.0 bullshit right there.

Digg, Mog, Flickr, Spotify, pinterest, rdio, etsy, stickybits...... yep, it really is.

#13 Posted by Pinworm45 (4088 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I feel like every time a console needs to be named, everyone is competing to make the worst name. Like, they HAVE to be trying. There's just no other explanation. And there's bonus points for missing/misused letters.

#14 Edited by deathstriker666 (1194 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

My Wii is ready for some Gathrin

#15 Posted by pyromagnestir (2902 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I shall only refer to it as the Nintendo no matter what dumb name they give it.

#16 Posted by Zacagawea (1325 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I still think just calling it the Nintendo would be badass

#17 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4639 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@Zacagawea said:

I still think just calling it the Nintendo would be badass

#18 Posted by Ace829 (2082 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@Pinworm45 said:

I feel like every time a console needs to be named, everyone is competing to make the worst name. Like, they HAVE to be trying. There's just no other explanation. And there's bonus points for missing/misused letters.

Don't forget named peripherals! Kinect sodomizes the English language and Move is extremely dull.

#19 Posted by ZenaxPure (2568 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

No gathr'n dust joke yet? Come on people, making me sad here.

#20 Posted by Animasta (12748 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

They should really just contract sega to name their shit

#21 Edited by NekuSakuraba (6811 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

They should of named it the Super Nintendo Wii. Or, the Super Genesis 64 megadrive dream saturn station box cube boy colour advanced ds entertainment system 2600.

#22 Edited by Pinworm45 (4088 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Here's my entry into the "most obnoxious console name" competition that clearly exists.

g@me

No capitol G, that implies pretension, this console is to "hip" to care about linguistic formalities.

The @ is a triple whammy - on the one hand, it's a computery key, so that implies it's cutting edge. It also means you play "at" it. you "game" at the "g@me". You also "Gat", which is new hip slang for GATHER together to play AT the GAME!

GAME AT the g@me!

I am fully convinced if one of them saw this, they would think it's incredible.

#23 Edited by WilltheMagicAsian (1521 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

To be honest, that "leaked" image is pretty easy to make. With how aliased that text is, I doubt it's real. I got the hot scoops.

#24 Posted by LordAndrew (13812 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

And what was wrong with just calling it Dreamcast 2, Nintendo? Come on!

#25 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4639 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@WilltheMagicAsian: lol love the homage to the gold skyward sword wiimote spectacle.

#26 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (12092 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago
@WilltheMagicAsian said:

To be honest, that "leaked" image is pretty easy to make. With how aliased that text is, I doubt it's real. I got the hot scoops.

Now make one with a due rag and call it " Hom-ii" 
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#27 Posted by LiquidPrince (14653 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Ew.

#28 Posted by Jolt92 (1478 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I really don't think they'll change the name. At all. If they do and it's named "gathr" they fucked up badly.

#29 Posted by Bribo (485 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Howzabout Nintendo Milky-discharge?

#30 Posted by DarthOrange (2464 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

@NekuSakuraba said:

They should of named it the Super Nintendo Wii. Or, the Super Genesis 64 megadrive dream saturn station box cube boy colour advanced ds entertainment system 2600.

@Pinworm45 said:

Here's my entry into the "most obnoxious console name" competition that clearly exists.

g@me

No capitol G, that implies pretension, this console is to "hip" to care about linguistic formalities.

The @ is a triple whammy - on the one hand, it's a computery key, so that implies it's cutting edge. It also means you play "at" it. you "game" at the "g@me". You also "Gat", which is new hip slang for GATHER together to play AT the GAME!

GAME AT the g@me!

I am fully convinced if one of them saw this, they would think it's incredible.

@LordAndrew said:

And what was wrong with just calling it Dreamcast 2, Nintendo? Come on!

@Bribo said:

Howzabout Nintendo Milky-discharge?

@BestUsernameEver:

Seriously, if they announce that the new name will be gathr I will eat my hat.

#31 Posted by Hizang (8536 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Just call it the NES, it will sell millions!

#32 Posted by RobotHamster (3948 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I would be okay with just Super Wii.

#33 Posted by Deusoma (2853 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I would love to see them change the name to the "Revolution", just to mess with us.

#34 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1315 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

WiiWii.

#35 Posted by Hailinel (18055 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Please, for the love of god, someone speed time up so that E3 can get here and these idiotic rumors can either be verified or put to rest.

#36 Posted by RedCream (495 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Gathr sounds more like gator than gather to me.

#37 Edited by Radar (877 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Sup bro? Wanna play some Gathr?

Obvious fake and sounds like an iOS/Android Farmville ripoff

#38 Posted by TheMasterDS (1202 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

The obvious choice for a new name is the Super Wii or "Swii"

#39 Posted by thejke (50 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

I wish that they would just call it "The Nintendo".

#40 Posted by mordukai (7001 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

WTF does it mean anyways?

#41 Posted by JazGalaxy (1100 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

the "leaked" image doesn't look one bit real.

Nintendo has better designers than that.

#42 Posted by Marz (5469 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

gathr?  easier just to call it WII 2

#43 Posted by jking47 (1041 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Fucking christ lets just call it the "Nintendo Video Game Machine" and be done with it, all of these brand names are stupid.

#44 Posted by AngelN7 (2834 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

What!? Hahahaha how do you even pronounce that... oh man videogame related rumors are both fun and stupid.

#45 Posted by KaneRobot (990 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

The Wii is the worst name of all time for any major console. They could call this thing the Nintendo Shitonyourface and it would be a better name.

#46 Posted by Jay_Ray (657 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Why can't it just be Wii 2? I mean the Wii has name recognition now and putting a 2 on the end just makes sense if they're afraid of Wii U not sounding like a successor. Damn these new age advertisers not just doing what makes sense.

#47 Posted by N7 (3531 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Just name it Nintendo Game. Then get Triple H to do all of the promotional stuff for it. EA would have a field day with it. Triple H comes out "I'M THE GAME AND IT'S IN THE GAME, ONLY ON THE GAME".
 
At least we could laugh with it and not at it.

#48 Posted by Bones8677 (3084 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Well I always hated the Wii-U name, so chances are any new name will probably be better for me at least.

#49 Posted by kindx (2233 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago

Name is the Wiitris.

#50 Posted by Deusoma (2853 posts) - 1 year, 1 month ago
@jking47 said:

Fucking christ lets just call it the "Nintendo Video Game Machine" and be done with it, all of these brand names are stupid.

I was about to mock you without mercy, and then I realized they started with the "Nintendo Entertainment System". Huh. Maybe you're actually onto something.
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