Breaking up is hard to do

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#51 Posted by Dalai (6978 posts) -

I knew this time would come, but I didn't think it would happen this soon.


I think I should bond with my Wii like old times. I have some unfinished business before Skyward Sword and Project Cafe.
#52 Posted by Th3_James (2576 posts) -

What about the bastard child that will be the Wii HD?

#53 Posted by Vexxan (4612 posts) -

Wii: "BUT I CAN CHANGE!"

#54 Posted by onimonkii (2429 posts) -

amazed you held out this long man

#55 Posted by Kjellm87 (1728 posts) -

Aw, that was sad news in the morning. :(
But I suppose I'm also  getting ready for a new Nintendo console, it has been a long gen,
in my book Nintendo will always be "the" console developer.

I still can't get over the Defense Squad thing, sounds epic. :D

#56 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

this is plain wrong


breaks ma heart ;(
#57 Posted by innacces14 (735 posts) -

Soooooo is she looking for a place to stay at? I got room. =D

#58 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

You're officially my hero right now.

#59 Posted by Jeust (10450 posts) -

We wii'll miss you Claude!

#60 Posted by WickedCobra03 (2102 posts) -

Stay strong Claude.  At least they have announced that they are working on a new console, just for you!

Seriously though, I keep my Wii around more or less to play some RE4, Animal Crossing, House of the Dead and of course the all of the old games (NES, Sega Master System, SNES, Genesis, N64).

#61 Edited by StrikeALight (1112 posts) -

Wii will never surrender!

Edit - good luck on your future gaming endeavors.

#62 Posted by Tebbit (4447 posts) -

Linkyshinks would be rolling in his grave!

If he were actually dead.

#63 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
#64 Posted by GaminNinja (2 posts) -

When Nintendo first formed as a company, they ran a series of "love hotels".
That's an elegant way of calling them whore houses.

With that, I'm pretty sure its safe to say your Nintendo products won't mind if you grab a mistress or 12.

 _________________________________
Gamin' Ninja @ bit.ly/GrahamGameOn247

#65 Posted by robbob88 (326 posts) -

This blog was amazing :D I rarely enjoy reading blog posts because they're usually boring but this was fantastic :D

#66 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@robbob88 said:
" This blog was amazing :D I rarely enjoy reading blog posts because they're usually boring but this was fantastic :D "
Thanks, I always did enjoy picture books. I'll be here all week, remember to tip your waitresses.
#67 Posted by EuanDewar (4686 posts) -

I love how even in these darkest of times you are still a smooth wiifucker. Hope the new console satisfies your mans needs like the old workhorse did.

#68 Posted by WoodenPlatypus (1365 posts) -

Its a sad time for all of us to witness.
#69 Posted by Kjellm87 (1728 posts) -

So what do you want from the "younger sister", Claude?

#70 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@Kjellm87 said:
" So what do you want from the "younger sister", Claude? "
Being a mature male, I only want for intelligence and for her to be who she wants to be as a console. If I'm able to support her and she allows me to support her, we could have a happy life together. That, and be all lookin' good wouldn't hurt either and how about some online dating. Hell yeah. Let's get handsy.
#71 Posted by Tireyo (6408 posts) -

So pretty much, you are exchanging your hand with the other hand that's been cleaned? That's nice. 

#72 Posted by mpgeist (593 posts) -

As long as you're still a Braves fan, I can live with the Wii stuff.

#73 Posted by Kjellm87 (1728 posts) -
@Claude said:
" @Kjellm87 said:
" So what do you want from the "younger sister", Claude? "
Being a mature male, I only want for intelligence and for her to be who she wants to be as a console. If I'm able to support her and she allows me to support her, we could have a happy life together. That, and be all lookin' good wouldn't hurt either and how about some online dating. Hell yeah. Let's get handsy. "
He he, the consoles ages faster, you can consider this the Wii's final will.
Just remember that even if you love something, it doesn't mean you have to be a fanboy, you can be a fan.
#74 Posted by MikkaQ (10262 posts) -

Wow, Claude breaking up that's unexpected. I guess it was time to move on.


Glad to see my terrible Red World photoshop in the breakup letter though. 
#75 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2712 posts) -


I never thought i'd see the day.

 

#76 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@Kjellm87: One thing Giant Bomb has taught me was how not to be a fanboy. I've learned some valuable lessons here, especially on the forums. I'll still get pissed if people talk trash about the Wii. I've had some great times with that little motion box. I'm sure my booty calls will be fun.

@mpgeist: I'm watching the Braves right now. Go Braves!

@Tireyo643: I think I know what that means. Okay, I'll say yes.
#77 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5250 posts) -

"Tempted by the fruit of another"

#78 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -
@XII_Sniper said:
" Wow, Claude breaking up that's unexpected. I guess it was time to move on.

Glad to see my terrible Red World photoshop in the breakup letter though. 
"
I had that picture saved for special occasions. I just looked up that old thread, pretty funny.

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