Most disturbing thing ever for the Wii....

#1 Edited by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -

First of all, I went to GameInormer.com and saw something about this thing these people are making for the Wiimote. Read it first. I dare you: 
 
http://gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2010/09/28/mojowijo-wiibrator.aspx     
Then I clicked on the link. Watch the 2 videos, then scroll down and look at what connects to the Wii. I went O_O when I saw this. (Viewer discretion is advised. You must be able to handle what you see.) 
 
 
http://www.mojowijo.com/index.html     
 
This is sad. Very, very sad... I have no other words except... What the fuck do you think of this abomination!?!

#2 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -

You haven't heard of that before? hahaha I remember reading about something similar about a week after the Wii came out. :P

#3 Posted by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -
@SpikeSpiegel: No. That's just sick though. Why would people do such terrible things!?!
#4 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -

Yo i think they had one for the ps2 version of rez?

#5 Posted by Oldirtybearon (4605 posts) -

how is trying to get people off disturbing?

#6 Posted by punkxblaze (2961 posts) -
@awesomeusername said:
" @SpikeSpiegel: No. That's just sick though. Why would people do such terrible things!?! "
You have very strong moral convictions, don't you.
#7 Posted by Capum15 (4823 posts) -

Haha, oh wow.

#8 Posted by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -
@punkxblaze: Yes, yes I do. What if a child gets their hands on this!!!??? I can't even think of what the child would go through.... Feeling vibrations surge through their bodies.... They're learning to quick. Lmao. 
 
@KingWilly: Idk. I just don't see who would buy this. Btw, what's that cartoon on your picture?!?! I remember that from so long ago but I can't remember what it's called!!!
#9 Posted by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -
@scarace360: Wth? Also.... What's rez? Don't slap me!
#10 Posted by Dimsey (949 posts) -

Guess I finally have a reason to dust off the Wii.

#11 Posted by Aronman789 (2676 posts) -

welcome to real life, this shit has happened outside of the internet for thousands of years

#12 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -
@awesomeusername: so help me god go look at it. And ya i think it was like a vibrator that came with rez.
#13 Edited by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -

Lame. There's some that you can connect to an audio source and it'll transduce the bass into vibes. I have a transducer for my chair and it is the shit. I wish I had a clitoris too because I would rub up on it.

#14 Edited by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -
@Dimsey: LMFAO! 
 
@Aronman789: I know dude. Dildos....
 
@scarace360: I'm too scared to look it up! Lmfao! This already scared me. I may never look at a Wiimote the same ever again, seeming as now, it is a sex toy.
#15 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) -
@awesomeusername: Its a good game look it up it was an attachment.
#16 Edited by emkeighcameron (1876 posts) -

I actually got the feeling that Mojowijo was making fun of me with those commercials. Like, they're telling me "you lame son of a bitch, you're actually watching our shit? haha"
 
It was more subtle than that, but you know what I mean. I applaud the brave folks behind Mojowijo. if ONLY I WAS A WOMAN

#17 Posted by Tebbit (4450 posts) -

The male one looks like cyborg hand man! 
 
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

#18 Edited by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -
@scarace360: Ok, but if anything happens to me I swear!.... I'll cry. 
 
@ChristOnIce said:

" If you're going to be such a prude, at least be a prude who can pay attention to a short article.  It's not used with the Wii.  It's used with the remote and a PC program.  

Calm down, my mistake. I fixed it. 
 
Wait, how do I change the forum name?
#19 Posted by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -
@Tebbit said:
" The male one looks like cyborg hand man!  OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. "
LMFAO! THAT'S SO TRUE!
#20 Posted by Bones8677 (3214 posts) -

People were using the Harry Potter Quidditch Broomstick as a vibrator, I'd say that's much more disturbing. It's a child's toy for God's sake!

#21 Posted by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -
@MrKlorox said:
" Lame. There's some that you can connect to an audio source and it'll transduce the bass into vibes. I have a transducer for my chair and it is the shit. I wish I had a clitoris too because I would rub up on it. "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! MOST HILARIOUS COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN!
#22 Posted by awesomeusername (4154 posts) -
@ChristOnIce: AHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm sorry! Just tell me how to switch the forum name!
#23 Posted by DrPockets000 (2859 posts) -

Saw this earlier.  Looks....innovative.

#24 Posted by EliasT (671 posts) -

This is the best thing of all time.

#25 Posted by BionicMonster (1032 posts) -

 someone with photoshop needs to work their magic with this
Was I the only one thinking of Power Puff Girls when reading that?
 
EDIT: wow I can't believe how perverted that sounds.
#26 Posted by ch13696 (4582 posts) -

But, isn't there already sex toys? Isn't there!?!?!? I just don't get this.

#27 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -

Surely they would sell more of these if their target audience had hit puberty.

#28 Posted by Mmmslash (2166 posts) -

Personally, I always preferred OhMiBod.

#29 Posted by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -
@Mmmslash said:
" Personally, I always preferred OhMiBod. "
No Audi-OH! ? It was the original after all.
#30 Posted by Mmmslash (2166 posts) -
@MrKlorox said:
" @Mmmslash said:
" Personally, I always preferred OhMiBod. "
No Audi-OH! ? It was the original after all. "
It's the form-factor, really.
 
Very... ergonomic.
#31 Posted by Bigheart711 (1252 posts) -
@Aronman789 said:
" welcome to real life, this shit has happened outside of the internet for thousands of years "
Indeed. *shudders*
#32 Posted by Gamer_152 (14058 posts) -

I don't have any moral objection to it.

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#33 Posted by Kontrapunkt (413 posts) -

Umm, naturally?

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