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    The Nintendo Wii is a home video game console released on November 19, 2006. The Wii's main selling point was the innovative use of motion controls that its signature Wii Remote and Nunchuk controllers allowed for. It became the best selling home console of its respective generation of hardware.

    Only more proof that I need to get laid soon

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    Edited By Godwind

      

      
     
     
     
    Who would ever thought it was a good idea to talk about  genitals  in a review?
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    #1  Edited By Godwind

      

      
     
     
     
    Who would ever thought it was a good idea to talk about  genitals  in a review?
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    #2  Edited By rallier

    You do realise that this topic title will probably be used against you in the future?

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    #3  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    Avatars of big anime boobs will surely help you get laid much faster.

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    #4  Edited By MetalGearSunny
    @TheGreatGuero said:
    " Avatars of big anime boobs will surely help you get laid much faster. "
    My thoughts exactly.
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    #5  Edited By TheHBK

    I think this is only more proof you will never get laid, unless you and this guy hook up....

     Hey, I Like your Review
     Hey, I Like your Review
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    #6  Edited By CornontheCobbe

    Yep, you definitely need to get laid.

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    #7  Edited By eroticfishcake

    You've got great character Godwind, I'll give you that.

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    #8  Edited By therabidfrog

    Stop slapping the salami and get out into the world. Playing your joystick won't get you anywhere.

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    #9  Edited By the8bitNacho

    I like how people are actually taking the bait.

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    #10  Edited By Godwind
    @Rallier said:
    " You do realise that this topic title will probably be used against you in the future? "
    Yes, I have notice that.
    @TheHBK said:
    " I think this is only more proof you will never get laid, unless you and this guy hook up....
     Hey, I Like your Review
     Hey, I Like your Review
    "
    I see what you mean.  I am already getting horny.
     
    @eroticfishcake said:
    " You've got great character Godwind, I'll give you that. "

    Do I sense Sarcasm?  Otherwise, thanks?
     
    @Kombat said:
    " I like how people are actually taking the bait. "

    What bait?  It is a far more interesting topic title than say "Tatsunoko vs Capcom Arcade Stick Review"
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    #11  Edited By eroticfishcake
    @Godwind: I'm anything but a liar. Which reminds me that I'm not following you. Guess I should rectify that.
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    #12  Edited By Godwind
    @eroticfishcake said:
    " @Godwind: I'm anything but a liar. Which reminds me that I'm not following you. Guess I should rectify that. "
    Alright.  So what size is your dick?  Now that is fun question.  Never lie eh?  Of course you could be lying about not being a liar.  That sir is some twist of mental games to play.
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    #13  Edited By rallier

    Not to sure about how those turbo buttons work. Can you use the turbo on two buttons at the same time or do you have to switch? I have the hori stick and on that one it are just switches for every button.

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    #14  Edited By eroticfishcake
    @Godwind: Big enough to dickslap hos as one would say. What more could I ever ask for?
     
     
    Now this, ladies and gentlemen, Is a proper talk involving jenny-tailia.
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    #15  Edited By Claude

    They should have put the + and - buttons on the left side. I really don't like fighting games, but nice review. The music was great. Duh.

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    #16  Edited By ChristOnIce

    Ignoring the painfully inarticulate and unfunny video, you do realize that you wrote "gentiles," yes?  Just struck me as a rather amusing typo.

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    #17  Edited By HandsomeDead

    I always thought girls loved guys who are into hentai, not funny and obsessing about the Wii. Makes my 'Hey, do you like Nana to Kaoru?' chat up line almost worthless.

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    #18  Edited By Hailinel

    Do you mean gentiles, or genitals?

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    #19  Edited By roofy
    @Hailinel said:
    " Do you mean gentiles, or genitals? "
    damn you beat me to it!
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    #20  Edited By Seedofpower

    Well, at least you have a wii.

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    #21  Edited By Godwind
    @Rallier said:

    " Not to sure about how those turbo buttons work. Can you use the turbo on two buttons at the same time or do you have to switch? I have the hori stick and on that one it are just switches for every button. "

    You can use it for every button except for the Turbo + and - buttons.  All you need to do is hold the turbo button and press the button you want to activate the turbo function with.
     
    @eroticfishcake said:

    " @Godwind: Big enough to dickslap hos as one would say. What more could I ever ask for?   Now this, ladies and gentlemen, Is a proper talk involving jenny-tailia. "

     
    Sounds honest enough to me.  I can do that myself.
     
    @Claude said:

    " They should have put the + and - buttons on the left side. I really don't like fighting games, but nice review. The music was great. Duh. "


    The choice to put it on the top side seems kind of odd.  And yes, the music is crazy awesome.
     
     @Hailinel said:

    " Do you mean gentiles, or genitals? "

    Thanks for the correction mate. 
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    #22  Edited By spacekatgal

    Gods, it's not like it's hard not meet girls. All you have to do is, you know, not creep us out.  
     
    Bri

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    #23  Edited By Meowayne

    I only watched the first minute of the video, but I liked it. Good narration and choice of music.

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    #24  Edited By Godwind
    @spacekatgal said:

    " Gods, it's not like it's hard not meet girls. All you have to do is, you know, not creep us out.   Bri "

    How do you know that I am not gay?  Lol.
    I was joking around about getting laid.  
     
    @Meowayne said:

    " I only watched the first minute of the video, but I liked it. Good narration and choice of music. "

    I'm glad to know you enjoyed the music.  I still have to work on my voice over.  If you go beyond the 1:30 mark, you'll notice that I start to lose it.
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    #25  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    @TheGreatGuero said:
    "Avatars of big anime boobs will surely help you get laid much faster. "

    Is this true?
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    #26  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin
    @spacekatgal said:
    "Gods, it's not like it's hard not meet girls. All you have to do is, you know, not creep us out.   Bri "

    X10 
     
    I'd like to chat with you by the way, you sound really cool. I hope your tits are bigger than my sister's tits!
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    I think that avatar is all I need to see  
    zing  
    No ? 

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    #28  Edited By Godwind
    @BiffMcBlumpkin said:
    " @spacekatgal said:
    "Gods, it's not like it's hard not meet girls. All you have to do is, you know, not creep us out.   Bri "
    X10  I'd like to chat with you by the way, you sound really cool. I hope your tits are bigger than my sister's tits! "
    Don't be a prick. 
     
    @addictedtopinescent said:
    " I think that avatar is all I need to see  zing  No ?  "
    It just means I want to play motor boat games?
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    #29  Edited By ryanwho

    Everyone should get laid all the time.

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    #30  Edited By Godwind
    @ryanwho said:
    " Everyone should get laid all the time. "
    Oh really now?  How about Priests?
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    #31  Edited By TheMustacheHero
    @Godwind said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Everyone should get laid all the time. "
    Oh really now?  How about Priests? "
    They get their fix on the children.
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    #32  Edited By Daryl

    Youtube SPAM

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    #33  Edited By HandsomeDead

    Loving the responses.

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    #34  Edited By jNerd
    @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
    " @TheGreatGuero said:
    " Avatars of big anime boobs will surely help you get laid much faster. "
    My thoughts exactly. "
    Trips/
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    #35  Edited By demontium
    @Godwind: I thought it was fuckin hilarious.
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    #36  Edited By HandsomeDead
    @demontium said:
    " @Godwind: I thought it was fuckin hilarious. "
    Surprising.
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    #37  Edited By demontium
    @HandsomeDead said:
    " @demontium said:
    " @Godwind: I thought it was fuckin hilarious. "
    Surprising. "
    almost.... orgasmic.
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    #38  Edited By Godwind
    @demontium said:
    " @HandsomeDead said:
    " @demontium said:
    " @Godwind: I thought it was fuckin hilarious. "
    Surprising. "
    almost.... orgasmic. "
    In reference to what?
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    #39  Edited By HandsomeDead
    @demontium said:
    " @HandsomeDead said:
    " @demontium said:
    " @Godwind: I thought it was fuckin hilarious. "
    Surprising. "
    almost.... orgasmic. "
    When you have no comeback or no comeback is necessary, it's better to remain silent than resort to LOLSO RANDUM XD.
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    #40  Edited By Jeust
    @Godwind said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Everyone should get laid all the time. "
    Oh really now?  How about Priests? "
    Everyone! Why wouldn't priests? 
     
    Nice review! And don't feel bad... everyone needs to get laid once in a while. :p
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    #41  Edited By demontium
    @HandsomeDead said:
    " @demontium said:
    " @HandsomeDead said:
    " @demontium said:
    " @Godwind: I thought it was fuckin hilarious. "
    Surprising. "
    almost.... orgasmic. "
    When you have no comeback or no comeback is necessary, it's better to remain silent than resort to LOLSO RANDUM XD. "
    lol, I am not trying to start anything, this is more of a LOLSO RANDUM XD topic anyways.
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    #42  Edited By Godwind
    @Jeust said:
    " @Godwind said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Everyone should get laid all the time. "
    Oh really now?  How about Priests? "
    Everyone! Why wouldn't priests?  Nice review! And don't feel bad... everyone needs to get laid once in a while. :p "
    Thanks mate.  In the worst case scenarios, there are whores with aids.
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    #43  Edited By Jeust
    @Godwind said:
    " @Jeust said:
    " @Godwind said:
    " @ryanwho said:
    " Everyone should get laid all the time. "
    Oh really now?  How about Priests? "
    Everyone! Why wouldn't priests?  Nice review! And don't feel bad... everyone needs to get laid once in a while. :p "
    Thanks mate.  In the worst case scenarios, there are whores with aids. "
    and condoms. :p
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    @Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
    " @TheGreatGuero said:
    " Avatars of big anime boobs will surely help you get laid much faster. "
    My thoughts exactly. "
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    #45  Edited By nukesniper
    @Rallier said:
    " You do realise that this topic title will probably be used against you in the future? "
    @TheGreatGuero said:
    " Avatars of big anime boobs will surely help you get laid much faster. "
    I don't even need to say what I initially thought when I saw this anymore. Cheers guys.

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